Zvantastika: Remember people, if you have been nice, you get to fuck, if you have been naughty, you get fucked, or maybe it's the other way around I am not sure now. Anyway, happy holidays Feature.
Anonymous2: This is highly relevant. Most Feature has been a hit and miss but this one is contextually funny, terrifying and disgusting at the same time.
Anonymous3(2): Also, for newfags and idiots who don't understand the Christmas lore; that's not Satan. Krampus doesn't live in Hell and he is the original Santa Claus. In order to force kids to vow not to do evil for a whole year, antiquity parents taught their children that Krampus will come and eat evil children on Christmas Eve. That means, Christmas was originally an European-style Halloween. But that didn't work too well; European kids still do a lot of evil and caused two World Wars. So they invented some bullshit story about fictional scrawny-looking green-cloaked rich house-breaking criminal named Saint Nicholas who give milk and honey to 'good children' and turned Christmas into a happy holiday for snowflakes. Over time, Saint Nicholas turned into a fatass, obese neckbeard Santa Claus after he migrated to the Land of Freedom, got a job at the Coca-Cola Company and given his signature red robes.
It's beautiful to see Santa Claus getting raped by his predecessor.
Anonymous4: @Anon3 you forgot the part where the German St Nick did a DBZ-style fusion with a fat drunk elf from the British Isles named ‘Father Christmas’.
Anonymous6(2): @Anonymous: Yeah, totally forgot about that. Or that other part where he gave a sword, a bow and a knife to a bunch of kids so that they can murder an elderly woman. Or another part where St. Nick and Krampus actually journeyed together for a while to fuck with kids.
Anonymous12: Excuse me why in the complete hell of the living in the world will want this gay shit santa is not good like this why are peapole today so badddddd
Anonymous26: Nice to see homage paid to old Christmas tradition! I once drew a countries-as-hot-women comic (no, not countryhumans or genderbent Hetalia fanart) where Austria comes dressed as sexy Krampus to "take away" Czechia "to be, uhh, eaten". It's always been my dream to post something I made here, maybe by next December I'll have added little NSFW something to that comic and made it an r34 of an actually-published property and post it here.
Anonymous29: I mean if Krampus did this to naughty people it sure beats getting stuffed in a sock and kidnapped...and possibly eaten.
Merry Christmas everyone!
Zangief-Me-Harder: Ha. Too fucking funny. Something I uploaded got featured and it was this of all things. I was friends with the artist until he vanished off the face of the earth.
Anonymous36(10): @Anonymous: if the font remains the same, you see the A from "Christmas" below. It's a different shape than what can be the E from "Merry".
Anonymous37: @Anonymous: 100% sure it's 'e'. Using logic and pattern recognition. It's not that hard if you have a functioning brain to use and process the image.
@Anonymous: This guy explained it. Thanks.
@NicePeter: Probably something edgy as usual. They are on a hot streak since the Frozen Anal post. Can't wait to see for the New Year post too.
Anonymous38: Whatever happened to Logan Kowalski, anyway? He kind of just disappeared off the face of the earth. Wherever he is, I hope he's doing alright, and will one day return to his art.
Zangief-Me-Harder: @Anonymous: As I mentioned, he just vanished. All traces of him gone without a word to anybody. Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr. All deleted. I used to localize/translate his blog for him. He never told me anything about leaving or quitting art/internet or anything. One day he was a ghost. Nobody knows what happened and if they do they aren't talking.
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Nice choice Luna, nice choice.
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It's beautiful to see Santa Claus getting raped by his predecessor.
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|3 Merry Christmas, y'all <3
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>calls them snowflakes
lmao
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Merry Christmas everyone!
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@Anonymous: This guy explained it. Thanks.
@NicePeter: Probably something edgy as usual. They are on a hot streak since the Frozen Anal post. Can't wait to see for the New Year post too.
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