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TagsCars, Kristal, Lightning_McQueen, Lion, featured_image, meme
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Anonymous1: oh god, rofl'd
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Anonymous2: Why isn't this featured?
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Anonymous3: how would you make a male car cum? how does that go down...excuse me while I use my imagination powa!
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Anonymous4: This is purty good. I laffed.
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Gabesnake: Is it in?
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Poliwag: JESUS CHRIST. WHAT NOW?

Lol'd.
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notanonymous: You know, I don't think that's quite what they mean with the "QUICK! GET IN THE CAR!" thing...
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Anonymous34Poster: Ha.

HA.

HAHAHAHAAH!
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Mudkip: anon 3: windshield wiper fluid shoots out
also, QUICK! GET IN THE CAR!
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Amun-Ra: CAN'T, THE LION IS IN THE CAR.
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Synonymous_Red_X: FEATURE
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Rat: I liked the mcdonalds feature more
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Synonymous_Red_X: ^It's been up for far too long, sir.
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Koeimusha: Thank god we have a new feature.
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Anonymous5: yay a new feature praise be to the mods
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Kit: Finally. And this one is pretty rad, too.
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RocketLawnchair: At last!
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Anonymous6: I lol'd. Also: JESUS CHRIST'S LION IS IN THE CAR!!
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Rat: THE LION HAS HIT THE CAR
I REPEAT
THE LION HAS HIT THE CAR
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Anonymous7: Heh, the face!
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Anonymous8: finally a new featured Image! I can die happy now!

*Dies*
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Anonymous9: OH GOD WHERE DO I GO?
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Anonymous10: MAKE A RUN FOR IT
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Anonymous11: TOO BAD I CAN'T FUCKING SEE IT - MODS ARE FAGS
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Rule34d: LION! ITS JESUS CHRIST! GET IN THE CAR!
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Anonymous12: CHRIST JESUS LION IT'S IN GET THE CAR A
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Anonymous13: STICK IT IN HIS... exhaust pipe?
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Anonymous14(13): Ended Ronald Mcdonald has car wars has begun
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Anonymous15: OOOOOOLLLDD...
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Anonymous16: Has anyone else noticed that it's a lion?
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Anonymous17: ^How do I not noticed preceding comments?
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Ciorba: THE HUMANITY
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Anonymous18: "Anonymous8: finally a new featured Image! I can die happy now!

*Dies*"

And nothing of value was lost.
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Anonymous19: surprisingly not a long thread for a feature, or has it only been up for an hour?
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Krawczyk: I still think the Abomination should've been the next one.
Bonar Killar!
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Anonymous20: Jesus! A car lion! Get in the Christ!
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Anonymous21: Finally!
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BerryBertunz: FUCK YOU ANONYMOUS 20, YOU AREN'T FUNNY.

GOD, I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY. I FEEL LIKE UNLEASHING MY RAGE ON THE NEXT ANON THAT SAYS SOMETHING.
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Anonymous22: EVERYONE GET IN THE CAR BERRY IS HAVING HER PERIOD
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BerryBertunz: YOU ASKED FOR IT.

And on a side note, HARDY HAR HAR YOU FUCKING NIGGERCOCK.

*rage*
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Anonymous23(22): HAHAHAHAHAH WHAT a pansy stupid fucking cracker
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Clockwerk: lmfao at this picture
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BerryBertunz: Clockwerk..
I fucking swear, some faggot-ass student of mine that was in 5th or so grade kept on asking people 'Do you want to join my clan?' and his 'clan's name was 'Clockwerk'..
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Anonymous24: THE LION IS IN THE CAR!!! THERE IS NO SAFE HAVEN NOW!!!1
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Anonymous25: omg forget Jesus, somebody get god on speed dial the lion is in the car! o.O/
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Anonymous26: wow. people really would stoop to this level.

LOL
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Anonymous27: yay, a new feature :D
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Mudkip: bah, this site needs to quit with automatically logging people off, 27 is me
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Clockwerk: lol shouldn't worry I'm not that student and who the fuck names a crew after a nickname?
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Ciorba: ^YOU'RE NOT ON A BOAT, WIGGER.
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Clockwerk: I don't use the term "clan" not my style of language and wigger? how absurd lol
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Gremrat: YES. A NEW FEATURE. AND IT IS A LULZY ONE.
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MR_Furry: finally but dont leave it that much
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Ciorba: "Crew" isn't you style of language either. Sell off your fake bling and keep fapping to anime porn.
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Cat_poker: How did this get featured?

Seriously, it does not even make the joke correctly,(unless there is a "lion fuel" I am going to assume this is suppose to be the Exxon tiger) and the artwork looks like it was drawn by a five year old....

Come on now, I have come to expect so much from featured images.
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Cyrzil: The joke is that instead of JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR, LION is in car already JESUS CHRIST WHAT NOW. Also drawing is fine, considering this was probably a request. tl;dr STFU and enjoy your LOLporn.
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Chatboy_91: ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME THEY CHANGED IT! Anyways, what they heck internet meme is this from?
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ShutUp: Awesome.
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Titanium: Chatboy91 - from 4chan.

As you have all read on the front page by now, wiiaboo has made some changes. While he was doing that, we were asked not to change the featured image. Sorry it took so long. For note, I was on vacation as well.
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Krawczyk: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/JESUS_CHRIST_IT%27S_A_LION_GET_IN_THE_CAR%21
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Anonymous28: Phew, im just realeived the mcdonalds thing is gone, i hated that after awhile >=(
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Anonymous29(13): Hooray no more bonner destroying man boobs praise teh lawd
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Synonymous_Red_X: And you can owe it all to me.
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Anonymous30: thank gawd that mcdonalds pic is gone. That image has been burned into my retinas.
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ShockValue: well, at least this one is symbolic AND funny

The last one was just shit >_>
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Anonymous31: 0_0 *drops dead on floor from holding laughing longer then 1 sec.*
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Clockwerk: lol fake bling, I don't breed any hate for any group or individuals lets just forget about this and watch more porn haha
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Anonymous32(17): The McDonalds pic rocked hardcore, but I'm glad there's finally a new one.
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274mrl: ... this is awsome!

*starts laughing so hard his longs explode*

JESUS CHRIST MAN get me a doctor!

*drives away in a ambulance to the hospital*
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Anonymous33: I thank this image for taking off the previous one...
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Anonymous34: Fucking aw-- OH JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR

>:3
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Anonymous35(34): FUCK IT, THE LION IS ALREADY FUCKING IN HERE
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Anonymous36: that much for the advice "get in the car if ':3' appears".
Um, i believe Jesus was in the car, shouldn't someone warn him?
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Anonymous37: RAC EHT NI TEG !NOILA STI TSIRHC SUSEJ
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Getter_the_Great: New feature is NEW
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Xberzerker: Lulz, its a lion
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Anonymous38: SOME PEOPLE DONT UNDERSTAND THE HARD WORK THAT GOES INTO [File missing]
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Anonymous39(38): USE THE FORCE LUKE
>::3
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Cat_Bountry: >:3
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Highway_Bomber: lol never under estimate the lion
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Ysanne: Technically, you could still get in the ca- JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR!
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Ciorba: What is that goddamn animal again?
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Looch: A cat is fine, too.
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Anonymous40: QUICK, GET JESUS CHRIST! THE LION IS IN THE CAR!
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Rule34d: c
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Rule34d: a
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Rule34d: t
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Rule34d: i
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Rule34d: s
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Rat: FAIL FAIL FAIL
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Rule34d: awww Rat you suck
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Anonymous41: GET GOD, THERE'S GONNA BE A NEW ANIMAL!
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Anonymous42(41): that was not the anon 41! I am a different person
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Rat: NO U
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Anonymous43: im a different person too!
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CautionCat: hot
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Magneto: We can't stop here this is lion country.....

Yeah, that sucked....
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akigawa: ^the bats are jealous
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Anonymous44(40): Can a person even get into Lightning McQueen?
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Anonymous45: In Soviet Russia...
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Aargh: Is there any reason why none of the thumbnail images on this site are showing up for me anymore? ;_;
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Anonymous46: Yes, the server fails. It's not just happening to you, either.
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Anonymous47: Gives a whole new meaning to "Put a tiger in your tank."
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Anonymous48: fuck fuck fuck fuck
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Cloudcow: When one sees the tiger, one must get in the car
"But what if the tiger is in the car?"
YOur screwed
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ScrapHeap: It's not a TIGER!
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CommonTater: He is right, it is a lion!
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Anonymous49: What about a boat?
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Tigrr: arse... this was featured when I first came to 34 :) Brings back memories...
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Anonymous50: god i lold for an hour jus readin the freakin comments
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Anonymous51(50): god i lold for an hour jus readin the comments
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Anonymous52: Pure, raw, rule 34
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Anonymous53: wtf is this? whoever drew this is a fucking scumbag that can't draw worth shit lol.
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Anonymous54: OH SHIT ITS A LION,GET IN THE FETAL POSITION!
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Anonymous55: JESUS CHRIST IT'S A CAR! GET IN THE LION!
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Anonymous56: JESUS CHRIST! IT'S A LOIN! GET OUT THE CAR!
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Anonymous57: This reminds me of the " Two camels in a tiny car" quote. Lol'd
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Krawczyk: JESUS CHRIST LION! IT'S GETTING THE CAR!
Oh wait, that would only have worked if this were Aslan.
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Anonymous58: Y'know there are Asiatic lions?
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Anonymous59: IIIT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIIIFFFEEEE!!!!
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Anonymous60: JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION
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Anonymous61: Phew...at least it's not a tiger in the tank.
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Anonymous62: I have been reading the comments for so long, I Cant even remember what the picture looks like! LOL!
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Anonymous63: ^ so tru
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Anonymous64: Heheh niezłe ;D
Nawet się uśmiechnąłem ;)
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Anonymous65: 65th anon
c:
2015,22,12
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Anonymous66: IS THAT FUCKING TEMMY???
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Anonymous67: @Mudkip: user image
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Anonymous68: @Anonymous: You're a fucking retard. This was uploaded in 2007
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Anonymous69: K A C H O W !
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Anonymous70: Either Mufasa or Simba on McQueen
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Anonymous71: @Anonymous: Ah yes, the year Halo 3 came out before Frank O Conner decided to fuck up the canon and lore.


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