Hierolocc: No joke, I got one of those locked in a closet. Been there for close to eleven years. If you open the door, the damn thing opens its eyes, yawns, and tells you how much it's missed you. Close the door, and it keeps talking for a while, saying that it doesn't like having nothing to talk to and that its scared of the darkness.
Oh wtf is dis. Ô_õ
Can't look away, Furby will rape me...
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Why did I ask for a Furby?
That door is currently padlocked shut.
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Mee-mee doo-loo.
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