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Kirapac: A deer, a lynx, and a Jew walk into a bar. The deer and lynx notice a line on the ground extending from one end of the bar to the other. The deer asks the Jew why there is a line on the ground. The Jew replies that somewhere along the line, there is a crack with a penny in it, and if the deer can find the penny and bring it to him, that the drinks will all be on him. The deer begins to search carefully along the line, when all of a sudden, the lynx shoves her hand all the way up her ass. She yelps out, and the Jew begins laughing. The deer asks why he is laughing at her sudden misfortune. The Jew replies, "My deer, searching on line for lynx can be a pain in the ass."
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Dick_Chappy: @3pac: That's an incredibly well crafted joke.
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Pakoniggy: ...but she was searching on line for a penny >_>

Try changing the "for lynx" to "with lynx"
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Outlawstar33: Dude nice joke :)
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Urbane_Guerrilla: Be even better if it was an Armenian. Perhaps a Malay.
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Pyroking: @Kirapac: I do love posts with effort.


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