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Nuxersopus: Ah don need no fancy book fo that
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Faptacular: *Sigh.* Let me guess, read it, have a book-club discussion, go over every step in excruciating detail and repeat any and all parts that aren't exactly as the book described?

Twilight I love you but you really know how to kick spontaneity in the balls.
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Voslar: @Faptacular: Spontaneity is good. Thoroughness is better.
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Lonerider: Well I guess we know what Twi is hinted at.
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Voslar: Ah, Twily. The kinda girl so fine, she can't exist in reality.
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skunkwolfe: @Voslar: I prefer thoroughly spontaneous, myself. :D
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Thrakerzod: Wait a fucking moment! Volume 1!?
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skunkwolfe: @Thrakerzod: Of 69. ;)
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Well-Travelled: Twilight, I think you're looking for this book.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6754571008/h339D6981/
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P0rnyPowah: Shouldn't the book be titled "Bestiality and Zoophilia: Sexual Relations With Animals" (totally a real book, I swear) or something about Anthropomorphic Fetishes?
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Dick_Chappy: @P0rnyPowah: "All you need to know on how to please your anthropomorphic lover.
Vol 1. of 100."
In book one, we will cover ponies, their anthropomorphic counterparts including how to aid them in achieving orgasm. Book seventy-five is on pleasuring dragons, big and small, in case you were looking for that volume. You randy perv.
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Anonymous1: @Faptacular: Don't worry, there's a hole chapter on being spontaneous.
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Anonymous2: Throws the book away behind- there problem solved - zips pants- I'm going twi


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