Spoonman: The only good thing about this pic is that it does not appear to be an official edit- just an edit some sick fucker did, probably without permission.
Franky_Whiskey: Boy, I once had an encounter with what I will call a Dovahshit. It was late in the afternoon, two long years ago, as I was walking thru my campus building I felt the need to take a massive leak. You know, the ones that make Postal Dude look like a bitch.
So I went to the nearest restroom in my vicinity, with my wang almost dangling outside the zipper when I entered the closest stall (as the urinals were broken except one, and a dude was already there), and witnessed what what is probably the most epic turd I will probably lay eyes on, let alone dump one. Take two huge cans of Foster's beer, one in top of the other, and you'll have an idea of what I was dealing with.
As I couldn't hold my urges anymore, I considered the best course of action was to BLAST IT WITH PISS. And surprisingly, my horse-like stream of lemonade didn't do jackshit to the turd. So I was definitely facing something epic, and I began chanting the commercial for Skyrim out loud. "Butt! There's one they fear. He's Dovashit, Crapper-born!" "FUS ROH CRAP" I yelled as I kicked the lever and witnessed how the potent water jetstream of the toilet STILL DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO THE DOVAHSHIT! And all I could do is keep chanting that song for the next 5 seconds before I realized that I better get away before anyone else arrived to this Winterturd sanctuary.
Before I got out, I noticed there was a black dude washing his hands, looking at me sorta scared. Prolly cuz of the chanting. As I got out of the restroom, I heard a voice yelling "HOLY SHIT!". And I couldn't help laughing all the way home.
Anyways, I always wondered what kind of being would create a dump so fucking awesome. And now, looking at this pic, I know. Long live America, Heil Hitler, and Go Broncos.
>>BRRRRAT, PLOP, PFFFFTT, SPLAT, POOF, BRRRRPTT
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So I went to the nearest restroom in my vicinity, with my wang almost dangling outside the zipper when I entered the closest stall (as the urinals were broken except one, and a dude was already there), and witnessed what what is probably the most epic turd I will probably lay eyes on, let alone dump one. Take two huge cans of Foster's beer, one in top of the other, and you'll have an idea of what I was dealing with.
As I couldn't hold my urges anymore, I considered the best course of action was to BLAST IT WITH PISS. And surprisingly, my horse-like stream of lemonade didn't do jackshit to the turd. So I was definitely facing something epic, and I began chanting the commercial for Skyrim out loud. "Butt! There's one they fear. He's Dovashit, Crapper-born!" "FUS ROH CRAP" I yelled as I kicked the lever and witnessed how the potent water jetstream of the toilet STILL DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO THE DOVAHSHIT! And all I could do is keep chanting that song for the next 5 seconds before I realized that I better get away before anyone else arrived to this Winterturd sanctuary.
Before I got out, I noticed there was a black dude washing his hands, looking at me sorta scared. Prolly cuz of the chanting. As I got out of the restroom, I heard a voice yelling "HOLY SHIT!". And I couldn't help laughing all the way home.
Anyways, I always wondered what kind of being would create a dump so fucking awesome. And now, looking at this pic, I know. Long live America, Heil Hitler, and Go Broncos.
It's an official edit, it was just taken down because of people complaining about it.