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Shedy: Pumice would probably hurt.
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bAv-R34: @Shedy: Perhaps Maud is a masochist.
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Anonymous1: @bAv-R34: Actually, with that "notice how" at the front it sounds like she used pumice first... that would make her the sadist in the relationship.
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Thrakerzod: As long as she doesn't find a way to make her pass a kidney stone... I'll let you guy imagine the logistics of how Maud could purposely induce a kidney stone... but don't tell Maud, that seems like it would be her type of thing.
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Chef_Retardee: It would depend both on the pumice specimen and how it had been prepared, smoothed, polished and such.
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Faptacular: @Thrakerzod: The least creepy one I can think of is force-feeding Twi a fuck-ton of spinach. Anything else- *Shudder.*
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Thrakerzod: @Faptacular: Cola, Cola everywhere.
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Shedy: And wouldn't granite color her pussy?
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posted4you: So many jokes running through my head, but I don't want to use them, otherwise you'll be thinking that I'm taking the "pumice" joke for granite!

Dammit! Did it anyway. (sigh) Oh well, at least it was a low-level joke. :)p
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skunkwolfe: Pumice? Damn, that's rough. :p


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