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Uploadersexy_evil,
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Pyramid_Head: HAHAHA, OH WOW.
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sexy_evil: i was shocked and slightly disturbed when i first saw this.
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Rule34d: WTF is not a tag... and trees are not inanimate..
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sexy_evil: what do u mean? they dont move do they? cause if they do that would explain the leaves on my bed.
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Pitch: Wrong, They are inanimate, inanimate means immobile, not non-living,
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sexy_evil: well here is wikipedia's description: inanimate
adj. lifeless; spiritless; inactive, inert
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sexy_evil: but then wikipedia did cause me to fail an online quiz in highschool. >_>
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Pitch: Wikipedia is not a trusted source. That was stated at least one hundred years ago, and found to be true by wikipedia.
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sexy_evil: the tree vagina does look life like tho. im scared now.
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Anathe: What the hell?

*fap fap fap*
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Rule34d: I beg to differ Pitch http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-17157196.jpg?size=572&uid=%7B7CCB772B-A628-4BE6-A32A-A40A6F41F26C%7D
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Tintin: I bet you could successfully masturbate to this.
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Rule34d: I beat you there
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Pitch: Tintin: proved it.
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Tintin: Wow...
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Tintin: ... Does that make you a floraphile ?
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Pitch: That and the fact that I seek out trees with such organs, in order to attain sexual pleasure.
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Rule34d: I guess I am a floraphile...
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Tintin: That's wrong! Plants can't give consent! You RAPIST.
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Pitch: Uh duh. You're slow on the uptake aren't you. It's common knowledge I'm a rapist.
PROTIP:
You're next.
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Rule34d: That's right! Plants can't give consent! I'm a RAPIST and I LOVE IT!
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Deadpool: yes they can, its called splinters
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Rule34d: And I have so many.. but its so damn worth it!
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Tintin: *Is imagining a dick covered in splinters*

I didn't need that mental image....
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Pitch: Yes you did.
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Mudkip: It hurts so good!
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sexy_evil: i wonder how much lube you would need for this.
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Deadpool: ^nahh chainsaw condom would work nicely
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UnidentifiedFappingObject: Wow, this image gave me wood!!

(I cannot believe I was first to say that.)
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Rule34d: unf unf unf lame pun is lame
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Toon_Coon: I've always wanted to live in the cunt-tree! :D
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sexy_evil: lol
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cyberbat: beware of termites
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Anonymous1: That's shopped. I can tell by the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my day.
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sexy_evil: ^I've herd that line before.
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Anonymous2: I searched, "Tree", came here, and got WOOD! No, well, at least I didn't' get Wood Rot. Okay, I'll "LEAF" it alone!
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Fara_Phoenix: BRA-VO. Lame.
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MrAnon: Wood pussy. It exists.
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Anonymous3: ah, but they're not inanimate, trees are always growing, if somethings growing, it's moving. but I'd say this is photoshop
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Anonymous4: @Anonymous: :shot:


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