Anonymous5: @Anonymous1 Except the Master Chief could do that to Samus easily... not that he would what if reduced sex drive. I like both characters, but the Chief is actually faster, stronger, and definitely heavier than Samus, not to mention tactical ability, since his armor allows for thought-before-movement, giving him the upperhand.
Anonymous6: @anonymous5, you must be one of the guys thinking that he's worth anything in a battle... she can solo his verse minus Floodcursers by Greg Bears.
Hilarious underageb& Halo nerds thinking MC could do shit to Samus.