Phoenix_Wright: "Can the Lasers be seafoam green in color?
Because the Execs at FOX think the fans really are crying out for seafoam green dick lasers, and instead of short and gruff lets make Logan to be taller than Scott like say 6'4" and lets have Scott die after he shoots his Seafoam green dick lasers, so Jean can hook up with Logan"
"Then we can talk about the upcoming crossover/ buddy cop movie staring Hugh Jackman&Danny Glover "Lethal Weapon X"
Oh Hollywood, why must thou fuck up everything ever?
soheifox: @Phoenix_Wright: I've honestly never understood Scott and Jean as a couple in the first place. Scott is weak and a terrible leader, and he has no qualities that attract a woman beyond "relatively dependable during mundane circumstances"
The whole Jean/Scott relationship has always, for decades, felt to me like "because the script says so".
Anonymous2: @soheifox Well, I mean, you don't actually READ comics or anything like that based on statements like that (movie or TV watcher I'm guessing), or maybe you're one of the really unfortunate baby readers who grew up on Marvel's current work and think it's actually decent, which is especially bullshit when it comes to the X-Men.
It's not a bad thing to be that mind you, but when all you've eaten your whole life is donkey feces you can't actually be expected to know what actual FOOD tastes like because you only know the taste of donkey feces. Mostly I think it's a tragedy that so many modern comics readers are forced to deal with that.
Anonymous3: And lets not forget the bullshit reboot movies where they made the blue painted slut JLaw the main fucking savior and protagonists of the movies.
Anonymous4: @Anon1 he is for sure cheating on Jean, this probably takes place during that issue where he is drooling over her right in front of Jean... then later cheats on Jean with Emma so yeah...
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Because the Execs at FOX think the fans really are crying out for seafoam green dick lasers, and instead of short and gruff lets make Logan to be taller than Scott like say 6'4" and lets have Scott die after he shoots his Seafoam green dick lasers, so Jean can hook up with Logan"
"Then we can talk about the upcoming crossover/ buddy cop movie staring Hugh Jackman&Danny Glover "Lethal Weapon X"
Oh Hollywood, why must thou fuck up everything ever?
The whole Jean/Scott relationship has always, for decades, felt to me like "because the script says so".
It's not a bad thing to be that mind you, but when all you've eaten your whole life is donkey feces you can't actually be expected to know what actual FOOD tastes like because you only know the taste of donkey feces. Mostly I think it's a tragedy that so many modern comics readers are forced to deal with that.