tony579: @anon6: fucking a girl while she is unconscious isn't as much fun as fucking her while she is conscious, because fucking is waaaaaay better when you hear her moan^^ and I bet jessie is one of the louder girls in bed ;)
l0rd0ct0d0rk: I'd cover pikachu in vaseline, stick him/her in her ass, following with my dick, if I were ash, and right after I pull out, I'd tell pikachu to use thunderbolt.
Anonymous9: You know what I'd do? I'd fuck her and then give her the pikachu like a decent human being who keeps his word, you bunch of sadistic cunts.
Pikachu sucks and is overrated anyway. The show makes him out to be this unstoppable demigod but really in the games Pikachu's just a slightly below-average electric-type that's as common as dogshit in the Viridian Forest. Ash could get something way better. Like, maybe catch an Abra, evolve it into a Kadabra, and then trade it back and forth with Misty to get an Alakazam. Alakazam is awesome.
Anonymous12: Anon, what would you do? Throw away your pet dog to have sex with that hot neighbor? That's essentially the situation ash is in currently, and he has the choice to do that. But your making it out like not wanting to throw away your dog in that situation is bad, and if you think like that, aren't you somewhat of a bad person?
Anonymous13: @Anonymous: In that case just don't make the deal in the first place. And if she makes the offer, just say "no way, I love my overrated yellow rodent."
And, obviously, the specific string of actions alluded to in the older comments -- lying and saying you'll do it, pulling a bunch of sadist shit, then incapacitating or straight-up murdering her -- would be quite frankly unforgiveable tbh fam.
Anonymous16: @Anonymous: To be fair, if I was in Ash's situation, I would have done the deal, but only if she promises to defect from the Team Rocket mafia and join my side. Kinda like a noir story. Because honestly, considering her origin story of being mistreated by her family, a misguided woman like her deserves better than to be working for the Porkyman Universe's equivalent of a Mafia. She'd get the perks of having a super-powered animal and me protecting her, plus constant love-making sessions. No, NOT a protection racket. Genuine protection. The sex would simply be an added bonus.
Anonymous18(16): @Anonymous: Sorry, @Anonymous13. For some weird reason, the system will not let me type the name of the anime and keeps changing it to something that's the wrong spelling. :(
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Loud enough that it could almost be a sonic scream?
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Pikachu sucks and is overrated anyway. The show makes him out to be this unstoppable demigod but really in the games Pikachu's just a slightly below-average electric-type that's as common as dogshit in the Viridian Forest. Ash could get something way better. Like, maybe catch an Abra, evolve it into a Kadabra, and then trade it back and forth with Misty to get an Alakazam. Alakazam is awesome.
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And, obviously, the specific string of actions alluded to in the older comments -- lying and saying you'll do it, pulling a bunch of sadist shit, then incapacitating or straight-up murdering her -- would be quite frankly unforgiveable tbh fam.