Getter_the_Great: Wow, if Jesus really did make futas, I might actually consider converting. Too bad his religion was commandeered by a bunch of douches back in the 4th century.
ranma-chan: Looks like "Rooie Oortjes" to me, dutch erotic comic books. awesome stuff
also, if jesus actually can make futa's i'm reverting back to christianity ;)
Urbane_Guerrilla: That's just a plain cross. A _crucifix_ has Jesus *affixed* to that cross. That His outfit is in the heraldic colors of Jerusalem... well, it's a tradition (since about the early 12th cent.) but I haven't the vaguest what it'd mean here. That He's good at laundry?
Anonymous23: Sooo, Jesus, did you do him/her? Even trannies get quite hor-nay. How did your magic recipe go?--Clit=penis; Ovaries=undistended testicles..have fun you guys. Remember though,jeezus-- wrapeth thy rascal to catcheth thy holy cream..
Seriously, this looks like the kind of gag a bored seminarian or theological student might've thought up in class and had commissioned into a cartoon later. Pretty innocent stuff...I laughed.
Superjay45: Its funny yeah, my only complaint is why is the Virgin Mary fat? why would God touch such a thing, Mary is supposed to be attractive not a fat bitch
craggle: In God's eyes
Everybody's hot
This world has beauty all through her
Picture the fattest chick you know
God would totally do her
He'd do her all the way,
Even call her the next day
To see how work was going.
craggle: also, superjay, how do you think the virgin mary remained a virgin? there were no age of consent laws back then, somebody woulda tapped that if she was hot looking.
TakeruDavis: They never told this in church. If they did, I wouldnt convert to shintoism.
Also: I heard simmilar joke, but instead "the wound healed" = meant as completely flat crotch
beardedrabbit: It would explain why the temperature went from 70+ degrees down to nearly freezing in a few hours where I live. Is this the end of times?
tyciol: Decanter is this to promote the upcoming Passion of the Christ - Resurrection sequel? Person of Interest ended so actor is going back to Jesus.
Madoc: Pierre Seron, the artist, passed away last year at the age of 75. He was a rather popular figure in French-Belgian comics, both those for children and for adults.
Anonymous36: I recognize the artist just from the artstyle.
Pierre seron is the author of the belgian comic Les Petits Hommes
as well as the author of the porn comic Les Petites Femmes
here are a few of his porn comics
http://zizki.com/seron
Anonymous44: I think this is the first time I’ve seen a featured image before it was featured, I really appreciate how they used accurate skin tones instead of the usual light skin ones, it’s hotter that way anyway.
Anonymous55: HI, Anonymous Nr fuckty-fuck here. I'm gonna go and read all previous comments, but first I'm gonna post mine. >)
What's RLY, RLLLLY . . . REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLYY! funny is that if that was made about Islam this website would be Allaku-Akh*****ar bombd de FAK out in the outer space within a work week max. 5 days, altough I bet my unborn idea it'd probobly be very saem dae. Cus' das de wae ov Jihad!
I think of ALL three of the monotheistic religions Christian community can tank jokes about their religion the most. Well, if you're not a hardcore at least. Well, I bailed out of this religion, because community is bullshit, all this self-guilt and whatnot; it's bad, but it can take jokes about Jesus no problem.
Say a joke about Allmighty Allah to a Muslim. I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOT***FU***R!!!
ConsciousDonkey: M*A*S*H actor David Stiers has died, so I guess you could feature him next. Unfortunately, it seems the only pic with him here is >>132961
http://arflovers.com/images/content/05_23_06_seron7.jpg
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also, if jesus actually can make futa's i'm reverting back to christianity ;)
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Seriously, this looks like the kind of gag a bored seminarian or theological student might've thought up in class and had commissioned into a cartoon later. Pretty innocent stuff...I laughed.
Everybody's hot
This world has beauty all through her
Picture the fattest chick you know
God would totally do her
He'd do her all the way,
Even call her the next day
To see how work was going.
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JESUS DID IT
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must...build...time...machine...after fap
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(yes i know its not exclusive to that show its just a joke so bleah)
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awesome concept is awesome
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Also: I heard simmilar joke, but instead "the wound healed" = meant as completely flat crotch
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LOL!!! Jesus created futas and shemales! Way to go!!!
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If you're the morbid sort that always whines in these comments, you can consider this a Billy Graham feature I guess.
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Pierre seron is the author of the belgian comic Les Petits Hommes
as well as the author of the porn comic Les Petites Femmes
here are a few of his porn comics
http://zizki.com/seron
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The Israelites were jew-arabs and lived in the desert, giving them delicious brown.
What's RLY, RLLLLY . . . REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLYY! funny is that if that was made about Islam this website would be Allaku-Akh*****ar bombd de FAK out in the outer space within a work week max. 5 days, altough I bet my unborn idea it'd probobly be very saem dae. Cus' das de wae ov Jihad!
I think of ALL three of the monotheistic religions Christian community can tank jokes about their religion the most. Well, if you're not a hardcore at least. Well, I bailed out of this religion, because community is bullshit, all this self-guilt and whatnot; it's bad, but it can take jokes about Jesus no problem.
Say a joke about Allmighty Allah to a Muslim. I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOT***FU***R!!!
I lol'd
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Sorry Jesus. Really.
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