G_Goobington_the_2nd: One of the things I'll always remember from high school was a lesson our drama teacher taught us. It was that there are certain types jokes that are so obvious to make that literally anyone could make them. They are known as cop-outs; an easy route that reflects a lack of creativity.
Somewhat_Sexually_Confused: How can anyone let themselves go like that? I mean, I'm fat, I know it, but I would never, ever, let it get this bad. I just can't understand the people who actually can reach this state.
@Faptacular: The dude on the bottom is from Shin-Chan, fuck me if I can remember his name.
do I get at least half a can of Jack-Diddly-Shit?
posted4you: @Somewhat_Sexually_Confused: You know it's time to diet when you can't;
A - Reach behind yourself to wipe your ass, or
B - Reach in front of yourself to jerk off.
Roflcakes: I'm all for humorous depictions of bronies as massive mountains of unwashed flesh, but people only really seem to draw them as tubs of lard. Me personally, I find the stick skinny ones with the serial killer eyes to be much creepier.
Anonymous6: No, sorry, a lot of the above are right. This is just a played out joke. It's like all the stuff of Rainbow Dash where the guy fucking her says "Cumming inside!" or something like that referencing the "I wanna cum inside Rainbow Dash" stuff. Ooo~ much original, very smart, shibe impress (sarcasm at the end by the way)
Sobana: Let's be honest here, if you could have sex with ponies but it required you to become this fat, who wouldn't do it? Eat all you want and gets lots of sex. Who wouldn't want that?
G_Goobington_the_2nd: @Sobana:
Honestly, I really wouldn't. There's so much more to life, and heart disease, diabetes, and other health problems, plus limited mobility just aren't worth what is ultimately a novelty.
Becoming a morbidly obese freak of nature and severely gimping your ability to... basically just live comfortably, just to put it in some colourful horses is not a good trade off.
G_Goobington_the_2nd: @Roflcakes:
I can actually sort of see a devil doing an oral report about that offer for his Making Deals With Mortals class at devil school, and getting laughed out of the classroom while his teacher gives him an F.
Enkidu: @Sobana: So the deal is; if I start putting on fat till I've quadrupled my weight, then a magical portal opens in my computer screen allowing a horny Lyra to travel into my room and have sex with me. And at this point I can start weightloss / get liphosuction?
I'd consider it, but I feel I might have a heart attack during the weight gain period. This just seems too dangerous. Maybe if it was only triple. I'd take it if it were only doubling my weight.
Anonymous11: I used to wonder why porn features so many fat disgusting pig-men.
Then I realised most of you are fat disgusting pig-men.
The question is, do you guys actually enjoy seeing these obese goblins? Does it give you hope that someone would fuck something that disgusting in the real world? I'd feel disgusted with myself if every time I fapped I saw a horrible reminder that nothing but fiction would ever satisfy me.
But hey, everyone has their own problems. It's just something that I still don't understand at all.
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Fanfag
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Seen it all ten-fifteen years prior in anime before it became "Typical (insert fandom name here)" fodder.
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@Faptacular: The dude on the bottom is from Shin-Chan, fuck me if I can remember his name.
do I get at least half a can of Jack-Diddly-Shit?
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And yes, but it'll be warm and we're all out of ice.
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A - Reach behind yourself to wipe your ass, or
B - Reach in front of yourself to jerk off.
Also, butthurt detected.
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Honestly, I really wouldn't. There's so much more to life, and heart disease, diabetes, and other health problems, plus limited mobility just aren't worth what is ultimately a novelty.
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Becoming a morbidly obese freak of nature and severely gimping your ability to... basically just live comfortably, just to put it in some colourful horses is not a good trade off.
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I can actually sort of see a devil doing an oral report about that offer for his Making Deals With Mortals class at devil school, and getting laughed out of the classroom while his teacher gives him an F.
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I'd consider it, but I feel I might have a heart attack during the weight gain period. This just seems too dangerous. Maybe if it was only triple. I'd take it if it were only doubling my weight.
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Then I realised most of you are fat disgusting pig-men.
The question is, do you guys actually enjoy seeing these obese goblins? Does it give you hope that someone would fuck something that disgusting in the real world? I'd feel disgusted with myself if every time I fapped I saw a horrible reminder that nothing but fiction would ever satisfy me.
But hey, everyone has their own problems. It's just something that I still don't understand at all.
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