Anonymous2: I recently made a master conjuror character in skyrim. While playing I encountered this upstanding gentleman and put out the light house bonfire in hope of making a few easy septims. When I got to the bottom of the boat I was betrayed and his sister reenacted attempted to murderer me. They REALLY fucked up, I mean who in their right mind charges a fully outfitted orc in daedric armor? Needless to say I killed her. After I stared at her cooling corpse for a minute a deliciously evil idea entered my mind. I cast undead thrall (a master level necromancy spell that never ends) and took her with me. We went to the cave where her brother was hiding and while he chopped wood I killed everyone in the cave with my summoned bow except him and a guy next to him. I charged out of the darkness and 1 hit k.o.'d the Bandit and stood back as deeja tore her brother apart against her will while being fully aware of what she was doing and being unable to resist my commands. I ressurected jaree-ra (twin souls lets you have 2 summons/zombies) (this put legate rikka to death again (imperial scum doesn't deserve a peaceful death) and I heard her whisper "at....last..." when she did but back on topic) and then murdered his sister right in front of him and ressurected her again. Now they both shamble after me with the hope that some strong bandit will kill me and end their suffering while maggots writhe in their corpses. Let this be a lesson to you all, DONT FUCK WITH THE DOVAHKIN
Anonymous3: ....Huh?? Anyway too bad this guy was a straight up asshole. Him and madesi were the only two argonians in the game I was geniunly attracted to.
Though I'm sure Jaree-ra would've been willing, given how suggestive he is.
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