MIRANDA: Goddamnit Ash, I told you to put the sign on the door!
ASH: I forgot ok! Fucking crawl up my ass why don't you!
TRAYNOR: So excited, I finally get to see how it's done!
FEMSHEP: Evening ladies, you know why I stopped you?
MIRANDA: Sign's not on the...
FEMSHEP: Sign's not on the door, yeah. From the look of things too you two have been going at it pretty hard tonight.
ASH: Not really, we're just moving the stuff...
FEMSHEP: Look, I'm gonna cut to the chase. I've seen enough people pass through here with enough violations to write a fucking book. Those open 'boxes' of alien pussy are a major distraction hazard. I should write you two up.
MIRANDA: Is this really necessary She..
FEMSHEP: It's officer Ginger-Tits to you bitchface.
ASH: Why do you care what we're doing with all this smuggled alien pussy?
FEMSHEP: Cause this is my jurisdiction and nothing happens here without my say so. Don't worry, I won't tell and I'm sure your Grandaddy and Jesus don't give a fuck either.
ASH: Hey, uncalled fo...
FEMSHEP: Here's what's gonna happen ladies, I'm gonna skim some of this alien poon off the top, you'll never know me and my friend were ever here and no one needs to get written up.
TRAYNOR: Oh god, oh god are we allowed to do this? I'ma scared!
FEMSHEP: Cool your tits rookie, you'll love alien coochie, I can already tell.
*COPS THEME SONG DROWNING OVER ORGASMIC MOANS AND MORE FEMSHEP DOUCHEBAGGERY*
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Ashley: This is all your fault!
Miranda: Me?! This is your fault!
Shep: C'mon, ladies! Those assholes aren't going to lick themselves!
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MIRANDA: Goddamnit Ash, I told you to put the sign on the door!
ASH: I forgot ok! Fucking crawl up my ass why don't you!
TRAYNOR: So excited, I finally get to see how it's done!
FEMSHEP: Evening ladies, you know why I stopped you?
MIRANDA: Sign's not on the...
FEMSHEP: Sign's not on the door, yeah. From the look of things too you two have been going at it pretty hard tonight.
ASH: Not really, we're just moving the stuff...
FEMSHEP: Look, I'm gonna cut to the chase. I've seen enough people pass through here with enough violations to write a fucking book. Those open 'boxes' of alien pussy are a major distraction hazard. I should write you two up.
MIRANDA: Is this really necessary She..
FEMSHEP: It's officer Ginger-Tits to you bitchface.
ASH: Why do you care what we're doing with all this smuggled alien pussy?
FEMSHEP: Cause this is my jurisdiction and nothing happens here without my say so. Don't worry, I won't tell and I'm sure your Grandaddy and Jesus don't give a fuck either.
ASH: Hey, uncalled fo...
FEMSHEP: Here's what's gonna happen ladies, I'm gonna skim some of this alien poon off the top, you'll never know me and my friend were ever here and no one needs to get written up.
TRAYNOR: Oh god, oh god are we allowed to do this? I'ma scared!
FEMSHEP: Cool your tits rookie, you'll love alien coochie, I can already tell.
*COPS THEME SONG DROWNING OVER ORGASMIC MOANS AND MORE FEMSHEP DOUCHEBAGGERY*
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