Anonymous1: N what the fuck are you doing to my latias!?!?(latias struggles) reshiram burn the fuck out of N!!! (reshiram burns and latias escapes)now stay burned while I fuck latias (latias smiles at me)
Anonymous8(1): @Latias-: when I first caught latias I checked her happyness and it was super she liked me alot it was like we were best friends she is always the first in my team and I loved her are you telling me to release her or something? please reply.
Anonymous9(1): @Latias-:why do latias appear to trainers instead of being with latios?And if you want I can be you trainer I will train you until my time has passed.
Anonymous11: We come to trainers for a strange reason, almost as if a voice were telling us to go to them. I never understood it but I didn't question it, none of us ever have. I've been well trained, I have no reason to come with you. It would only light the fuse between me and your other latias. Fighting over a human, it seems ridiculous. Can you communicate with your latias? Other than through human speech of course.
Anonymous12(1): @Latias-: I did and my latias and I would be glad for you to join us so can you please come with me I will treat you very nicely if you do,all my Porkyman are happy with me so please,I will let you keep your luxury ball.please I beg of you.
Anonymous14(1): @Latias-: please I will treat you extremely nicely my latias is ok with you joining all my Porkyman are super friendly to me I checked,we can have memories together I promise I will treat you more nicely than you old trainer please please please
Anonymous17(1): @Princess-Luna: I know now she would never answer I waited to long but you are wrong im not human I hide my identity to look human I haved lived longer than 1000 years so I know the pain you and that freaking dragon are feeling! im not a Porkyman and im not a pony but I will remain anonymous along time ago I met a jirachi that turned me into a young looking human and make me live until every living form is dead especially you,for some reason latias and latios appear to me and I never question it they tell me let me join you and I only let one join me and that dragon has lost its chance!
Anonymous18(1): @Princess-Luna: oh yeah and i DON'T want to hear any word from you latias- ever since you spoke to me you made me feel sad a little bit.AND IF YOU DON'T WANT TO JOIN ME FINE JUST SAY SO!!!!!!!!!!DONT MAKE ME WAIT FOR ALONG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous19(1): @Princess-Luna: YOU WANT TO KNOW THE PAIN I SUFFERED!?!?FINE!!! me and my brother both ruled a planet 100000000000 years ago my brother wanted to rule by him self so he made warriors torture me for 10000 unforgiving years they tortured me worse than a slave they would break my bones put a metal stick in lava and whiped me with it throw hot rocks at me made me work nonstop my brother told the warriors to kill me but instead the warriors put me into a big rock that burned me and shot me into space for 4897 years I landed into earth in hoen and i was almost dead humans tried to attack me take pictures of me thinking i was some kind of alien i ran in a forest and never returned a latias saw me and took me to jirachi and it turned me human the latias gave me a love ball and i used it on her she was happy with me and then I moved to unova did you have any experience like that!
Anonymous21(1): @Princess-Luna:let me just say this I love my latias there is nothing you can say or do that will let me release her my latias never wants to leave me I really love her please just don't tell me do anything to her she loves me so much that she said to me to do her but I didn't the point is I love her.
Anonymous23(1): @Princess-Luna: just get out of here i still have scars on my back and some parts on my body you had no welcome to come here I rather want to speak to celestia than you she would of told me how to solve my problems instead of making more and if you don't believe me fine I cant believe you were on the moon for 1000 years with no air you would of died I survived because my body WAS different from you and latias- just leave I really just need to think AND THAT MEANS YOU LUNA GET OUT I really would rather talk to you sister she's smarter than you and would know about the event!
Anonymous24(1): @Latias-: you know what just answer my question do you want to join me or not if you dont answer I will take that as a no and if you say no I can understand me and my latias really want you to join AND LUNA DON'T SAY ANYTHING OK I FEEL AS IF I MADE A NEW ENEMY OF YOU!
Anonymous25(1): @Princess-Luna: im sorry for what i said its just that when you first talk to me i didn't believe you but you reminded me of my brother and i just got sad so goodbye.
Anonymous26(1): @Latias-: im sorry about what happened the only reason i wanted you to join because you changed me with my latias are friendship has gone higher and I though if you join me i could become more happy my wish of you joining is dead goodbye I will release all my Porkyman and my latias (walks away)goodbye to you and my other latias.(last words)I guess I'll be lonely forever.
latias32: Catching legends should be illegal. I was caught once.
The trainer found out that the master ball was controlling
my mind. That i would obey him without question all the
Time. I have Silph co to blame for creating the horrible thing. He set me free later anyways. Use Porkyman to win their battles. Humans are horrible.
Anonymous31(1): @latias32: I feel bad for you but not all humans are horrible i would never battle with my latias i was to scared she could get hurt and she still loved me she WAS my best friend until i released her you should join a trainer you trust deeply and become better friends but not me I could never be friends with a Porkyman anymore......I should had never talk to latias- and luna.......im stupid.
Kyle_Branford: *hufff* cmon users, princess luna and anon 1 made some sort of fuckin' fanfic, Latias- (that sexy, lovely latias... ah-ahem) told you like 1bilion times watching her trainer die will make her suffer, latias32 said humans are horrible while Red saved the 3 legendary birds and team rocket and bla bla bla...
But everything happened... UNDER A RULE 34 IMAGE!
cmon, that's hilarious... all this sz!t doesn't happen IN A PORN SITE!
Seeman: Why the fuck do you even respond to that shitt bitch Anon, are you really that retarded? Oh sorry, I forgot that 90% of Paheal's community are autistic ponyfags that don't know what trolling is.
Anonymous32(1): @Anonymous: if you and latias were best friends why did you give her up? and while i read what happened i can see latias- was about to say yes until luna ruined it so don't blame yourself,blame luna she was the reason you released your best friend and got a no from latias- and know your all alone she was being a bitch I would have yelled at her to.AND GUYS LEAVE ANON 1 ALONE STOP BEING DICKS AROUND HIM AND JUST LET HIM BE!!!!!
latias32: Thanks guys. My trainer let me go though. He was a very nice guy. Kinda miss him a little heard that he beat wallace (hoenn champion) for just some weeks ago. I guess rayquaza did a good job. She is like the best you could get to go with
latias32: No im telling you that theres still hope. You seem very kind and would probably be able to make friends with both mewtwo and rayquaza. They are wery hard to make friends with. Rayquaza hates people and so do mewtwo.Not ash though he just happens to be there every time a legend encounter. Im not asking you to become my trainer. I say that you should not give up you sound like a great trainer. I kinda want you to become master. Just dont use any more master balls. If you dont know what im saying now...hint hint.. I got to go in details. And try to find a eon and make friends with it. Dont capture it. We
latias32: And while im still here. kyle_brandford or whatever. i didnt mean that humans are horrible that way you think.
I was more about for creating the pokeball of every sort. And using pokemen to win their battles. And if you ever have used a dark ball... Shame on you. Ps dont catch me wrong when im saying pokemen it's just that it should not say porkyman
latias32: I guess the thought of beeing your little student would make me say yes if i havent been captured before. And i just dont see how that would work out. We could never meet u know u r in unova im in hoenn
latias32: It's alright dont be mad at yourself. You should start meditating clear your mind of all thoughts and worries. Then Think about something that makes you happy often. It helps me every day
latias32: Thanks latios_ i take tips wery kindly. I guess i kinda miss my family. I havent seen my brother for long then he shows up here as latios_of_hoenn. You come talk to me made me feel good in a way. I havent seen life legends for god knows how long. I have lived hidden for to long. Im gonna return to hoenn (where the towns and routes Are) thanks latios_. Sinse youre kind of my brother as well.
Anonymous43(1): @latios_: shut the fuck up ok? your always mean to me why do you do that you asshole I love my latias and i hated myself when i released her and i needed time alone but you have no right to say that to me i would never yell at a Porkyman but you act like a dick!!!!! i love my latias deeply she was so nice to me and i was nice to her she was my best friend you have no right to say that!!!!!
latias32: I do. I could sense his friendship long ago. But i still wanna be free. You did really not need to release all your Porkyman though. I cannot love you back and i hope you understand that. I belong to nature and family. I do not want to become your Porkyman. Could be your friend. But as i said go make more friends and theres still hope. Thanks latios_ for your support in this. It helped me out alot. :)
Latios_of_hoenn: Awww. Im glad i didnt miss you though latios_ both you and a1 Are wonderfull. Good job. It could have gone wrong that i would lose her. And i hope you understand me when i say so a1.
Anonymous44(1): @latios_: I forgive you and I found my latias and catched her with her old pokeball and to tell you the truth she was so happy to seem me again she nuzzled me and....kissed me I was super surprised how much she missed me. :)
Latios_of_hoenn: You were a bit grose at the start a1. This is one i can fuck?
Would you really fuck someone that almost acts like a god to you against their own will?
latias32: Aww the relationship between you and your latias. It's beutifull. I told you not to give up hope. Theres hope for everyone so long youre not pure evil. Keep on the good work.
Anonymous47(1): @latios_: i love my latias she's my best friend she treats me super nicely and i treat her super nicely she's so happy to be with me she hugs me when she's very happy she nuzzles me alot and i can tell she likes me because when i became her trainer again she kissed me.
latias32: Well. glad you two became friends again. Just be carefull if a latias gets really mad it will turn blue and kill everything in her way. This often happens when she see friends suffer from other Porkyman. And now that she is your only Porkyman dont be afraid to use her. Train her hardcore and she will find victory in her path. Dont use such things of potions all the time. Good luck with your new ahem sry shes also an old friend. Just let her suffer a little bit from time to time it's good for everyone Even trainers
latias32: ~comes back~ i just found out rayquaza (the super ancient)was the first one to ever do a latias long ago. Latios didnt exist before next generation after my guess. Again anonymous 1 please forgive me. I never meant it to sound bad. Im terribly sorry and will not forgive myself before you do. So sorry. :,(
Now i need to go for real and investigate more abou rayqaza and my family. Please forgive me. Bye :,)
latias32: Oh good thank you! I would like to give you this: a1 got soothe bell from latias32. A poke.mon cannot be to happy in you ever. Dont forget that. Brother is waiting for me bye turns around and says: that was the first present my parents gave me. Now their dead. -deep breath- thank you. ~Flys away~
Anonymous52: Fucking hell.
I tl;dr this section after about half the comments.
That was some intense impromptu RP shit if I've ever seen intense impromptu RP shit.
and like, I have experience writing Porkyman RP erotica.
Holy cunt nuggets on a cracker.
Kyle_Branford: So, ok, after a few months i see alot of users and lati@ses here saying "Aaah anon 1 i never seen anyone love their latias so much alalalalala" and latias32 agreeing and disagreeing with me at the same time (sorry for the pokeball-thing misunderstanding latias32) i decided to write this:
Kyle Used Porsche Carrera GT!
Kyle entered the P.A.G.I.F. Building.
Kyle Used OverClocking!
Kyle killed 836 guards.
Sid Used Tossic Gas!
Flora (Latias) Is poisoned.
Kyle Used Porsche Carrera GT!
Kyle Used Omni-Mask!
Flora (Latias) Is revived and cured from potion.
Kyle Used Porsche Carrera GT!
Kyle Used C4!
And that's how i saved her.
Anon 1 isn't the only one. :)
Anonymous56(1): kyle the only way to befriend a latias is to be gentle if you see a latias be friendly try to pet her then after a few minutes give her a apple or a pear she might eat it then calmly say "don't worry i want to be your friend" she might nuzzle you if she does she's telling you "yes I will be your friend" latias's can sense trust so if you trust her she will trust you.
Kyle_Branford: @Anonymous:
...eerrrrrrrrhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrreeeeerrr i already knew that.
I always petted her.
I always took care of her.
I already am her friend.
And i'm trying HARD to make her happy everytime.
Because she lost a lot of friends and when i saved her...
She wanted to die.
Trust me.
I saved her life 4 times: 2 times from PAGIF, 1 time from a VTOL accident and 1 time from suicide.
And yes. She loves me.
If i saved her, there's a reason. ;)
Anonymous57: Wow. I have no words for all the laughs I've gotten out of this "Thread". Even If it's a complete ragefest. Admit it, all of you cannot withhold some sort of grin reading these comments. Someone get some measuring done and see how LONG this list goes on... Happy New Year to all of the Regulars of Rule 34. :)
Anonymous59(1): @Anonymous: Such a foolish human your no different from anyone else! it's stupid to see over 50 comments on such a dumb image! and you three...*looks at Latios_of_hoenn, Latias32, and Latias- with Anger* I should expect more from you three...listening to a dumb human was not smart...but whatever you can't change the past...*flies away*
Anonymous70(69): Fitting how i'm Anonymous 69! Dope af! I am the original Anonymous 1 and JEEZ was my mind on crack or some shit? Lmao, Fucking beautiful.
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Luna, you're scaring Equestria's loyal subjects, motherfucker. :0
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The trainer found out that the master ball was controlling
my mind. That i would obey him without question all the
Time. I have Silph co to blame for creating the horrible thing. He set me free later anyways. Use Porkyman to win their battles. Humans are horrible.
But everything happened... UNDER A RULE 34 IMAGE!
cmon, that's hilarious... all this sz!t doesn't happen IN A PORN SITE!
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I was more about for creating the pokeball of every sort. And using pokemen to win their battles. And if you ever have used a dark ball... Shame on you. Ps dont catch me wrong when im saying pokemen it's just that it should not say porkyman
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Would you really fuck someone that almost acts like a god to you against their own will?
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Indeed brother ~flys away~
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Now i need to go for real and investigate more abou rayqaza and my family. Please forgive me. Bye :,)
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I tl;dr this section after about half the comments.
That was some intense impromptu RP shit if I've ever seen intense impromptu RP shit.
and like, I have experience writing Porkyman RP erotica.
Holy cunt nuggets on a cracker.
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Kyle Used Porsche Carrera GT!
Kyle entered the P.A.G.I.F. Building.
Kyle Used OverClocking!
Kyle killed 836 guards.
Sid Used Tossic Gas!
Flora (Latias) Is poisoned.
Kyle Used Porsche Carrera GT!
Kyle Used Omni-Mask!
Flora (Latias) Is revived and cured from potion.
Kyle Used Porsche Carrera GT!
Kyle Used C4!
And that's how i saved her.
Anon 1 isn't the only one. :)
...eerrrrrrrrhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrreeeeerrr i already knew that.
I always petted her.
I always took care of her.
I already am her friend.
And i'm trying HARD to make her happy everytime.
Because she lost a lot of friends and when i saved her...
She wanted to die.
Trust me.
I saved her life 4 times: 2 times from PAGIF, 1 time from a VTOL accident and 1 time from suicide.
And yes. She loves me.
If i saved her, there's a reason. ;)
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