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Anonymous1: No tentacle_rape tag? Disappoint...
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Anonymous2(1): Or is that Blasto 'interrogating' an Asari Commando? XD
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Anonymous3: Interrogation technique. The cavity search...... It doesn't stop till you hit the back of the teeth!
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Zaxares: Thought that was Aria from the thumbnail for a second. Hmmm... Aria and Blasto, now THAT would be a couple. :D
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Anonymous4: Those Asari-Hanar porn games they sell in Shin Akiba are really nasty!
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Morgaine: You know who's better than Blasto? Any Hanar ever. My favourite is Big Stupid Jellyfish from Mass Effect 1 (not to be confused with Evil Big Stupid Jellyfish from ME3). Big Stupid Jellyfish was a lot of fun, whereas Blasto is a silly, unfunny overrated meme. Thus I believe this is Big Stupid Jellyfish getting some action.
I salute you, Big Stupid Jellyfish!
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Anonymous5(1): @Morgaine: Blasto is 100x funnier than your pathetic attempt at humour.
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Morgaine: @Anonymous: The tears of Blasto fanboys sustain me.
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Anonymous6(1): @Morgaine: That would be ironic projection on your part, since there are no Blasto fanboys in here. Hell, I don't even think it's possible to be a fanboy of a character that's so minor, so that's probably just paranoia from you.
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Morgaine: @Anonymous: Blasto fanboys exist, and they're responsible for blowing an unfunny meme into ridiculous proportions.
Look at it this way. They cut out dialog for Zaeed, Jack, the Geth and Wrex among others at Priority: Earth while keeping in 20 minutes of Blasto's dumbass movie.
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Anonymous7(1): @Morgaine: Wasn't aware of that, so that's yet another reason for me to dislike ME3 - we're in agreement there!
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Morgaine: @Anonymous: Yeah sad isn't it? For the record though I love Hanar.
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Anonymous8(1): Yeah that's another good reason to dislike BioWare (I'm personally done with them after DA2 & ME3) but no need to unfunnily take it out on Blasto, think of the children! :P Cheers.
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Rob0Comb0: @Anonymous: Don't blame BioWare, blame EA for putting BioWare on a time crunch for the release of the game. EA is like BioWare's puppet master.


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