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Mance: Should s/he be tagged Legolas?
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Anonymous1: And hes back!!! The master of all drawn porn!!! My ladies and gentlemen MARKYDAYSAID!!!
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Anonymous2: "Mordor being my anus."
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Anonymous365: And once again, Markydaysaid astounds us with his knowledge of Elder Scrolls lore.

Bravo!
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Anonymous3: I never understood the lore behind lefthanded elves...
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DajjeLightblade: Thank goodness I thought this series was toast lol
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Anonymous4: left handed elves? is this canon?
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Lacht: @Anonymous: UESP says so.
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Anonymous5: yes anon 4 it is
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Anonymous6: Lol Legolas XD
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Anonymous7: "Mordor being my anus."²
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Anonymous8: left handed elves became the orcs......im pretty sure since he did an orc it already had been counted since there are no left handed elves since they all turned into orsimer when boethiah devoured and shit out trinimac and he became malacath.
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Anonymous9: Shake those coconuts, baby.
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redeye: @Anonymous: Nope, orcs where originally orsimer. Lefthanded elves elves on the other hand lived on Yokunda. It is unknown if they survived went extinct after their wars with the redguards and the destruction of Yokunda.
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redeye: @redeye: "survived or went extinct"*
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Anonymous10(3): Thx redeye.
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Kinta: I'm dissapointed the Dwemer ghost wasn't more Babylonian in appearance.
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Anonymous11: shake those coconuts baby !....rofl XD
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Anonymous12: He gpt cpnfused with male elves? why didn't he look at the chest? And boy did lagolos have a blast,lol. XD
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Anonymous13: aw isnt that cute, he is going insane from this comic :D

As for the lore, the orcs ARE orsimer, the left-handed elves are ones that escaped they look vritually like altmer but have speckled green skin at the hands andfeet.

the Ayleid here is innacurate to say the least, no metallic skin . . . but I am not sure if the females had antlers or not.
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Anonymous14: if u ever leave us for that long again i will hunt u down and kill u myself..... welcome back my lord
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Anonymous15: We need more Ayleids :)
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Anonymous16: I wanted to see a pale weirdo...
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Anonymous17: actually the Maormer (sea elfs) are more described as transparent elfs, kinda like slime girl monsters but with a body that does not drip of the slime but just looks like a transparent human, as if made of water but still fully physical, it would have looked awesome, shame its just another tan elf.
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Anon6: @Anonymous: All us sane folk want pale weirdoes.
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Anonymous18: I agree with ano 15 more ayleids
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Anonymous19: @anan13, No, those were stutues in that ruin underneath the imperial tower. Asides from the blue eyes and the fact that no-one has ever seen one, he did pretty good.
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Anonymous20(19): Fuck you keyboard.
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Anonymous21: Lol xD
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Anonymous22: WHY FUCK ROBOTS JUT FUCK LYDIA YOU IDIOT
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Anonymous23: The Flaming Brown Eye of Sauron.
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Vicarious_Reality: Wow
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Fara_Phoenix: I guess the Ayleid must have been on top. Probably considered him an especially lucky slave or something.

As for the Dwemer, I thought their females had beards?
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Tetragrammaton: @Fara_Phoenix: :C [i]how could you leave me here all alone for so long?[i] but dont worry, Ill protect you.
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Franky_Whiskey: @Tetragrammaton: Ho' boy...here we come again...
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Hitmonleeroy: I can't stop laughing at the last panel xD
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GenosseWolf: nice^^
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Anonymous24: ayleid was hot, not enough penetrating her sweet, prepubescent pussy
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Anonymous25: @Anon 24

This guy.... THIS GUY.... dear god....
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Inquisitor_Talis: Has anyone else realised that the so called 'Ayleid' is in fact Sera from dragon age. Just look at her closely, even her hair cut is exactly the same!

perhaps someone should amend the tag line accordingly?
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Anonymous26: @Inquisitor_Talis Sure, except that fucking Dragon Age Inquisition came out several months later.
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Anonymous27: I don't know, I think Lydia's enjoying herself.

And by 'like jelly' they mean that the Maormer have really pale, almost colorless skin. It's like a really weird grayish color.

Also, Laloriaran Dynar had blue eyes, I thought, so Ay-loli-eid here is probably lore friendly.
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Anonymous28: @Anonymous@Anonymous: Ayleid's don't have metallic skin. Also Left-Handed elves are ancient enemies of Yokuda, also called the "Sinistral" Elves.


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