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Anonymous1: I want Aria to have her way with me, then Samara can have me for life.
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Anonymous2: Right choise! =)
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Zaxares: No Kelly? :(
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Anonymous3: Is that now Diana or Miranda?
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Titus: Miranda's more of a bitch than Ashley, as has all of the personality of a styrofoam block.
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Anonymous4: Did an Ashley faggot take offense? I'm sorry not everyone can have one of the most complex personalities in gaming history as Miranda does.
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Anonymous5: one of the most complex in gaming history? What makes you say that?
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Sir_Anon5: So what's the problem with Liara?
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H3ARTA77ACK: Fantastic... I take Miranda and Jack for fun And samara forever:)
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Titus: @Anonymous: Nothing you said makes any sense.
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Anonymous6: do a sex scene for each character on the list. that would be awesome
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Fantomen: I'd do all of them (except the dangerous ones)I'd even go for krogan. Yeah, I'm a freak.
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Titus: @Urdnot_Wrex: Ashley is a bitch, but she's tolerable. After a few playthroughs of the first game, I came to realize that she isn't as bad as I first thought. Miranda is just a smug cunt with a superiority complex and a fanatical devotion to Cerberus. She's constantly making excuses for all the vile shit Cerberus does, or just flat out denying that there's anything wrong with it.

Then again, I always left Ashley on Virmire, so if she gets worse in the sequels I wouldn't know.
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O_Rly: Shit taste.
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Anonymous7: Fuck yeah Williams aka Hellcat all the way. Problem with this joint is that she's not a bitch at all unless you wish her to be, she's just tough and you have to romance and thus influence her in order to shape her personality to your liking. And the whole Xeno thing? Aliens just need to earn her trust, after that she's cool.

Her description and picture is funny thou, the best one however is Samaras. That impreg and harsh reality content is both hot and fun.

Fun stuff, ty for sharing!
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Anonymous8: just a tali fan passing through X)
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Parkdale: Artist here, this was a com'd work so I didn't do the writing but yeah Miranda is way bitchier than Ashley >:l
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Anonymous9: perfect and ordinary means being infertile, great.
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Bixnood: In order for me...

Samara, Eve, Ashley, Tali, and Liara

Ashley, then Liara, then Eve (for giggles), then Tali, then Samara forever.
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mrbutt2: it's all about Diana Allers (I have a PSP licking fetish)
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Anonymous10: EXCELLENT CHOICE.
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Anonymous11: Based on my playthroughs, Ashley > Miranda, not that it matters since Tali > all.
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Anonymous12: Tali rules
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Sir_Anon5: @Parkdale: I see. I respect his right to his own opinion, but I find it pretty amusing that you feel the opposite way about Miri and Ash.
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poiqwe: He chose correct.
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mbk155: perfect choice..!!!!!
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CannonBall1850: LMFAO!!! i would have done the same thing ^_^
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Titus: @Urdnot_Wrex: Sounding a little butthurt there, Wrex. Can you not stand that someone has a different opinion than you?

No matter how much you whine and throw a temper tantrum, it won't change that Miranda is a complete cunt.
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Chupacabra555: Why is someone tagging all recent Mass Effect posts with this 'crazy hentai planet' link, instead of a link to the site of the producer of the image?
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Anonymous13: Doesn't Samara only make Morinths with other Asari
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Anonymous14: Aaaand, now we have a shipping war on a PORN SITE. The internet never fails to amaze me.
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Anonymous15(5): ^^ That happens very often here...
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Titus: @Anonymous: Ain't about shipping. No one's arguing over who Shepard's true love is. The argument is about which characters of a series are the most unlikable.
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Titus: @Urdnot_Wrex: If you say so.
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Anonymous16: I'd choose Garrus, personally
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Anonymous17: I don't understand what the black thing at the bottom of Jack's picture is supposed to be. What is it?
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srj196687: The only choice, I mean, who can compete with dat ain't no ass - it's a space station!
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Titus: @Anonymous: She's grabbing a fistful of Shepard's shirt.
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Anonymous18: Mmmm...

Ashley's line should have been "I don't sleepwith traitors." And Miranda's "I'm a transexual clone of my father."

And the choosen one should have been... Steve, assfucking maleShep.
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Anonymous19: draw more asaris
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Anonymous20: I choose the first one write on my tombstone "Worth it had sex".
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Anonymous21: Ash all the way. : )
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TheDane: This is absolutely wonderful =3 Though I'd choose all of them! :D
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appealus: Jack isn't labeled "Bitch" for some odd reason. No one deserves it more. In fact she'd probably approve.
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Anonymous22: What's the point of going into space if you aren't even going to fuck an alien?
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Anonymous23: Tali for ever
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Anonymous24: But Tali's just so damn cute!
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MetalixK: I fail to see how Tali being in a full body condom is a negative thing. Saves me the trouble of making sure I have any.
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Anonymous25: IN THAT CASE, I CHOOSE BULBASUAR!
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Anonymous26: Jack gets hotter when she grows some hair if she survives me2. So Jack, Tali, Samara, Liara, Aria if she doesnt plan of being the dominant.
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Anonymous27: Okay, I kind of hate to be the one to point it out, but if Samara mated with a human, it wouldn't make an Ardat-Yakshi, only purebloods can become them. Also, I don't think there necessarily has to be any exchange of bodily fluids due to the whole "melding" thing that does't make much sense to me. Anyway...
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Anonymous28: Would have went with tali
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Error: Jack<3
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Anonymous29: Fuck that, I would make Mordin fix Miranda and I'd have half perfect children with her.
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Anonymous30: I'm sticking with Jack ( aka Subject Zero ) even though she's " hostile " she still has a better sense of who to trust and not to trust then MOST of the characters. Plus ( in MY opinion ) she's hotter then the others.
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alienraper: I choose Eve.Why because she has a cute wittle tail.
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Anonymous31: Best Mass Effect girl. The other ones didn't have enough confidence.
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Lelouch2157: fuck that! liara, tali AND miranda!
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Lolocaust: I find the lack of Kelly Chambers disturbing.
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pinkpenis: Come on, why is there no Chakwas? even she is better than Ashley
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Anonymous32: i would fuck all of them, well, except Morinth, Bakura and Benezia
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AJNZulu: Well...good choice if you do not intend to father any children...
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Anonymous33: oh noes somebody doesnt get ''healed'' by my almighty shepard dick, better call her a bitch
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Anonymous34: All but morinth and the crogan
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Anonymous35(34): ORGY TIME. All you girls are invited... well other than morinth and bakara
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Anonymous36: 'Just like the real thing.' No it's better then the real thing. The asari make your whole body feel like your dick... (apparently) also yea maranda is a cunt, leave it to the Australian we know what we are talking about when it comes to cunts.
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elflord123: Its Ashley then Miranda that how it should be or even both of them would be even better.
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Anonymous37: To me it's Miranda > Ashley > Samara > Aria > Allers > Jack > Morinth > Benezia Others don't interest me. And if Chambers or EDI were pickable options they would fit between Aria and Allers
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Anonymous38: I will ALWAYS love tali
Liara is pretty boring, but yay for sex scenes ingame haha
sorry morinth bye bye (samara snaps her neck)
nice cleavage samara...
sorry diana, but I don't trust you not to record it, plus ingame you're not even that hot
bakara... just no
miranda and ashley you are both complete bitches
benezia, come join me and yer daughter
jack... not interested
sorry aria, but i'm a paragon
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perlita9: i feel like miranda is happier by being picked instead of being fucked there.
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Scottie: Tali, Liara and of course Miranda are just so...right.

Samara is my gal though. mmmm.
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Anonymous39: Tali and jack forever.
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Anonymous40: Miranda is so perfect she changed her eye color from blue to brown.
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Anonymous41: Why are the aliens the best candidates for both male and female shepard
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Anonymous42: I'll bend over for Aria
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Anonymous43: Eve is the best option.
More pussies to pleasure means more better.
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Anonymous44: Liara is the best and it's not even close
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Anonymous45: Tali is so overrated damn
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Anonymous46(45): @Anonymous: Imaging liking milquetoast ass Tali but not liking Liara and Miranda, born without fucking taste buds holy shit
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Anonymous47: Miranda is literally the option for people with no taste.


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