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Misted: i dont even
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kluesner: So that's how the Zords for Power Rangers were made.
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AnOniMouse: I call a feature.
And if no feature, someone's doin' it wrong.
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Anonymous1: OMFG I LOVE THIS SITE! :D
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Dick_Chappy: I too would like this to obtain a feature.
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Anonymous2: So inspirational
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Anonymous3: Beautiful :'D
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Robbie_the_Rabbit: This might have been how the dinosaurs went extinct, you know! Would you be laughing then? Hmmm?
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Anonymous4: I feel like I've seen this before... Robot chicken?
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Anonymous5: And open my anus
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Rexxard: fat nut
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Decanter: Featured images are working again, sort of.

Have this, because the dinosaurs are dead and so is your childhood.
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Nymousano: @Decanter: LOL
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Anonymous6: That’s a hot one right there.
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ProblematicSymptoms67: This is fucking hot, I got jizz in my pants
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Calvar: No feature for loss of sad panda?
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Alan369: Finally. Featured images are back on.
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Decanter: @Calvar: No matter what we put up, there's someone mad we didn't go with something else. So no. You will have your feature that isn't relevant to anything, and you can either be content with it or stew impotently.
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Anonymous7: I need to see how paheal pays respect to its fallen brethen; sadpanda, and allthefallen
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HentaiLand: @Anonymous:
allthefallen trouble to begin with It's demographic.
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Anonymous8: That Transformer did what it had to do to save the Autobots
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ThePloxDude: You know guys, to be honest it was a bit peaceful when they were no featured images. After all, the new comments loading in weren't related to everyday featured image's comment sections.

Also yeah I agree with this image, like I don't see that much paleontology nowadays. Maybe we’re finding fossils less quicker because of this. Also what of type is that? Is there a dinosaur that possesses 5 toes and 5 fingers with a sauropod neck? (Not listing the penis since the creature irl most likely didn't have a big penis like that)
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Anonymous9: Who died
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Anonymous10: I don't comment much but I was literally just now looking up the featured image tag just to see if there was any explanation where the featured images went because I noticed for a while now the thing disappeared.

They never really were my thing but I'm curious why it disappeared, cause I can't find any official statement on it.
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Anonymous11: This entire site was a mistake
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Imm0rtal_: The fuck is this?
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Wanker_of_Rhyme: Yo, every day we stray further from God.
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Anonymous12: That feature is the best until now
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HentaiLand: @Imm0rtal_:
The power of Rule34
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DarkAtHeart: Odd choice.
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luciathecat777: WTF!?
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Anonymous13: This is shit
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NoOriginalUserName: See this is the shit I love R34 for.
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Anonymous14: Well sadpanda died just now so
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Anonymous15: what is the message conveyed? I do not understand the relationship between text and image
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Anonymous16: fuck feature images go away and stay away. feature images are for infants with Mom's iPhone or dad's galaxy- no wrong. feature images are for foster brats.
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ColdFusion: I'm confused
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MooBs: I don't even get it, but I want to slap it on my wall.
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Ragweed: Ok
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shezari: and we're back to the weird shit. GG no re
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Anonymous17: @Anonymous: So, don't be an attractive and successful African and watch doujin on other websites like a pro.
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deathstriker: What is Sadpanda and Allthefallen and why they are so much prevalent in this feature image?
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Anonymous18: Interesting choice.
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Anonymous19: Open your ass and your mind will follow.
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Crimson-Snow: Feature images ALWAYS suck. This is the epitome of that truth.
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Anonymous20: RIP that sad panda site
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RocketDog: Crimson-Snow is turned on by this dino-dick!
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Anonymous21: This inspires me like Sandy's vacuum dick.
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Anonymous22: @deathstriker: Law is changing, drawn child porn is becoming illegal, these websites have tons of it, loli and shota, so welp, shit happens.
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Anonymous23: @Anonymous: Are they EVER going to do anything to Really commit to that stance?
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Anonymous24: RIP Sadpanda. Even though I never used it, it must have been important with the whole outbreak going on.
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Anonymous25: Why was something weird featured?
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Anonymous26(23): @Anonymous: You're new to this site, aren't you?
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Zaxares: And that's how the Dinobots were created, kids!
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Anonymous27: Sadpanda and ATF are down. This website is next in line. Unless you nuke Netherland, this website won't last. Heed my word
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Femme_Topp: Is this a sign of the apocalypse?
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Crimson-Snow: @RocketDog: Pfft idiot.
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Anonymous28: Paheal isnt going down you faggots
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Anonymous29: Checkmate Christians
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Sulsomzoz: Magnificent!
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416dawae: What the holy f burn them my brudda
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Anonymous30: @Anonymous: hey fuckhead, featured images are good places to go to make fun of people and make jokes. The only thing they do is make those infants angry. That's why we go to featured images, or me at least, that's why I go to featured images.
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Anonymous31(30): Law makers are stupid ni ggers, websites are going down because drawn loli porn is becoming illegal from what I've heard...
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Anonymous32: wtf is going on here
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Anonymous33: @Anonymous: politics is awful and politicians are awful, and theyre always searching to sell you another solution. it could be anything
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Anonymous34: Pretty hot I could cum to this.
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Anonymous35: So the dinosaurs went extinct due to electronic syphilis?
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Anonymous36(16): Good riddance SP and ATF You both spreaded cancer to all the babyboys that stay until they painfully die.
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Anonymous37: when worlds collide you'll laugh so hard you'll swear you've died when worlds collide
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Crimson-Snow: @Anonymous: Only in the west could we have such nonsense right? I know man I know! This knd of shit is all due to feminazi's who didn't get boned enough so they now hate men. We should give lethal injections to the ugly ones and gangbangs to the hot ones in order to snap them out of it.
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Anonymous38: @KyuubiFox: Actually, crocodiles and basal birds like ostriches have dicks, so dinosaurs would've as well. That said, they were completely retractable and their testicles/ovaries would actually be inside their bodies close to their armpits.
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Anonymous39: Baraag and inkbunny are most likely going to get taken down
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DaLeadoftheGuarde: What the living fuck did you just bring upon this cursed land
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SiilentNight: Wat
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Anonymous40(33): @Crimson-Snow: only in the west? oh please its the same every time everywhere, the only difference is whos being told to hate who
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ColdFusion: Well now Russi Taylor needs a feature
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Hentailicker93: well I suppose this is because of the new toy story. :P
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Anonymous41: @Anonymous: We'll see. We'll see. Everything is going down. As long as you vote stupid ass politicians to power, all websites you hold dear will be going down
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Crimson-Snow: @Anonymous: There's truth in your comment. Still the west is the worst as far as the issues I mention in particular go , like feminism ect.
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Anonymous42: this is the reason for why aliens dont contact us
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Anonymous43: Why is a prosauropod fucking a robot? More importantly' why's this the Featured Image?
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Usagi1992: All right, listen up all of you fuckhead millennials, and *I'll* explain why this image was not only chosen, but in my opinion is one of the greatest featured images ever made:

It's to remind us of simpler times.

Back when we were kids and teens in the mid 1950's, we didn't have constant exposure and easy access to the internet; we didn't have personal computers, cell phones, iphones, video games, or social networking. All we had to entertain ourselves were toys, powered by wind-up springs or <le GASP!> our own hands and imaginations. In that time, the most popular boys' toys were plastic dinosaurs and blocky toy robots from the golden age of science-fiction movies; they represented two extremes- the far past and the distant future.

So in a time as wholesome as 1950's American suburbia, this *would* be considered a 'ruiner of childhoods', which is what rule 34 is meant to be.

And yes, I know that unofficial *printed* rule 34 existed earlier than this, in the form of Tijuana 'bibles'. But in terms of fuckin' with our simple childhood innocence, THIS says it all without having to say anything.

(But I also realize that this is the internet, where one's opinion is just another lump floating in a sea of shit and other trash, so whaddo I know?! )
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Anonymous44: @Usagi1992: how fucking old are you jerking off to cartoons?
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Decanter: @Anonymous: Look at this anon trying to gatekeep jerking off to cartoons lmao
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Anonymous45(33): @Crimson-Snow: yeah but theres a problem with playing civil whack a mole, those jerks figured out that they can inflate a problem so you have to take it seriously. at least theyre good at keeping everyone entertained.
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Anonymous46(33): @Anonymous: however old he is, ill probably live to be that old and im probably going to continue to love hentai no matter what. why would he stop? its the one thing in life thats improved in quality.
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Anonymous47: I love and hate this website...
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Anonymous48: ...and open my dick
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Anonymous49: Im naked
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Anonymous50: F to sadpanda
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Anonymous51: @Anonymous: His birth year is in his name.
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samuraiidiot: Now this is what I expect from a feature.
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Neeckin: Can we get an F in chat for Sadpandas temporary death?
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Anonymous52(30): What's this stoner faggotry post?
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Anonymous53: Epicccc
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Anonymous54: *N O N U T*
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Anonymous55: I wonder if aliens look at what we do and just laughs their asses off.
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Anonymous56: @Anonymous: 27 year old man-baby
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Anonymous57(56): @Neeckin: I like your optimism, but sadly for us, sadpanda's death is permanent this time.
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Anonymous58: @Anonymous: go home kid. no one play that kiddy game here
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Anonymous59(30): @Anonymous: Uncultured swine. You don't speak for everyone except yourself!
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Anonymous60(30): @Usagi1992: For you to say le gasp shows you're a millennial yourself, or maybe even younger, idk.
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Anonymous61: To whom it may concern, it is with great regret and sorrow that I found out last evening that that sad panda site has been shut down due to legal conditions in the Netherlands. I thought it best to get the news out here the only way I know how.
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Anonymous62: @Anonymous: I don't think some sort of in-game market matters as much as you think it does.
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Anonymous63: @Anonymous: Are you living in a cave? We knew that as soon as it happens. Where do you think all these 'F's come from
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Anonymous64: Nice
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Anonymous65(30): Creeper?
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Anonymous66: So we back in the mine
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tyciol: fuck this feature, Russi Taylor died 5 days ago
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Anonymous67: @Robbie_the_Rabbit: Actually, I'd be laughing like I'd just gone totally Insane, if this were why they went extinct, AND, it could just explain why the aliens DON'T contact us; they know those Earthlings are, each, and everyone single one of us, are INSANE! As was said in "Alice in Wonderland:"Oh You can't help it, we're all crazy Here! Even Stephen Hawking might be considered a raving lunatic!
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Usagi1992: @Anonymous: Actually, I'm 47. 1992 is just the year SailorMoon debuted on television.
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Usagi1992: @Anonymous: No, that's just the year Sailor Moon debuted. I was actually born 20 years earlier. and to answer Anonymous56, no, not a man-baby, I just have a VERY active open imagination.@Anonymous: like I said, I'm 47.
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Anonymous68(58): @tyciol: Paheal cannot feature a lolifur porn
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Anonymous69: What the hell gives the Dutch the right to delete entire websites that aren't even based in their country? Issuing a warning saying "hey, if you don't remove this content that conflicts with our laws, we will have to ban your website in our country", I can understand. What gives them the right to ban sites in EVERY country?
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HentaiLand: @Anonymous:
Welcome to 2019 censorship culture
people do what they not what should be or logically done.
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Anonymous70(25): @Anonymous: Yes I am.
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Anonymous71(30): B/ You have entered the comedy area... /B/
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Anonymous72: what
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Anonymous73: Y'all need a dino cock up yer asses.
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Anonymous74: Holy shit what a fucking disappointment
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Anonymous75: This is the weirdest shit I've ever seen
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Anonymous76: Infinite nut confussion
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MYELIN: Hot.
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Anonymous77: what the fuck
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Anonymous78: I don't get it
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Anonymous79: I used to rule the world
Chunks would load when I gave the word
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Anonymous80: Sweet Jesus there are 274 post related to dinosaurs
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CreamyThang_: @Usagi1992: go to bed, grandpa.
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Anonymous81: Open the door, get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur.
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Anonymous82: Can we have a featured image celebrating the return of ATF and Sadpanda from the Realm of the Dead?
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HentaiLand: @Anonymous:
I still say ATF is fucked.
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Anonymous83: @Anonymous: I think this is it. These scares made us stronger (without even joking: now people know how important backups are and have saved lots of porn as a result)
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Anonymous84: @Anonymous: go suck your brother's dick you cod kid
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Anonymous85: This is making me feel several emotions and confusion is one of them
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Anonymous86: Clorox Bleach where are you!? we need your help, and your bodily fluids!!!
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macbookpro: @Anonymous: And today, even 8-ch is down. Paheal is definitely next. And some say that 2-ch and 4-chan are already on the list. I think there is a conspiracy behind all these. Maybe a covert op by a secret gov agency to destroy free speech (rule34) in the internet?
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Anonymous87(30): @Anonymous: She's gone, reduced to atoms, an ancient memory of 2016.
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Anonymous88: The true reason to why its shut down because not the law, its because that he fucking scared to he goes to like hentaihaven so its shut down, he makes excuses the dutch law, THERES NO THE NEW DUTCH LAW, theres no confirmation about it, don't worry about it, the webside is back and people still fucking up their minds on their shit.
If you are, like me, the other that this is dogshit, then congaturations, you aren't the other idiots from /h/.
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Anonymous89: People actually get off to robots? I'm not one to judge, interesting how the human mind works.
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jubilation_t_cornpone: @Anonymous: Personally, I'll be 70 in November. What's it to you? You may not even be functional long before you reach that age. I've heard stories about guys losing it at 40. Probably because they didn't fap enough.

He's right about guys today being spoiled about the availability of fapping material. Printed copies of Playboy were pretty much it back in the 60s. I used to sneak them into the house though the window in my room.

It wasn't until 1975 or so that I got a personal computer, a Southwest Tech model that I put together myself from scratch, even soldering the chips on the boards. It came out only months after the first personal computer ever, the Altair. That was years before Microsoft or Apple existed.
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jubilation_t_cornpone: And it wasn't until the mid-eighties that you could get computer porn.
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Anonymous90: No one gonna talk about "when worlds collide" from spongebob?
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TheBigMansini: That was around the time John Holmes and Isaac Asimov battled for the first internet decency laws. They fought inside of a computer mainframe ala Tron, but it was the late 70s/early 80s and everyone was coked out of their minds so it all made sense - sort of.
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TrashPirate: Good shit
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SpunkMaster69: I came, but inspirationally.
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syrmat: This is the best way to give motivation. Thank you very much
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Anonymous91(88): @Anonymous: No wonder how the lunarians hates us
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Anonymous92: No
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Anonymous93: PaedoBear, open up you attractive and successful Africans!
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Anonymous94(93): PaedoBear, open up you tranny!
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Anonymous95: I just want something normal to fap to :(
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AnOniMouse: It took six years, but fucking finally.
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Anonymous96: bruh
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Anonymous97: Ok. But why
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Anonymous98: Once upon a time there was a cool site on the internets suburbs... Now there's nothing of it... I wasn't happy with the way the admins were doing their job => Max Payne on paheal...
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Anonymous99: 101 is mine! HA!
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Anonymous100: "I'm Rachel"
"Wow Cool!"
"That is awesome!"
Yep according to GLAAD that's how you're supposed to respond to someone who transitioned and anything else is hate speech and should involve your immediate prosecution.
I WAS excited for Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling, now I just see it as pro-trans propaganda.
I'm just here to see him fucked in the butt, and so far rule34 has disappointed me, but it only came out a few days ago, so...
Though I was actually hoping for a feature since there was one for the Hey Arnold film, but apparently features weren't a thing for a while anyway and this is it now because.
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Anonymous101: Bruh moment
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Anonymous102: Creeper
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Anonymous103: S U C C
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Anonymous104: Please change the site host
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Anonymous105: This is what Skrillex sounds like
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Anonymous106: @Anonymous: People don't like the truth, they love to live in a lie.
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tyciol: @Anonymous: WTF are you talking about Minnie is an adult not a loli.

Plus Russi also voiced Martin Prince so you could have him fuck the mouse.
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Anonymous107: Everyday,we stray further from god.
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Anonymous108: Hey guys! Can we get an image changed to show tumblr getting fucked? Verizon sold Tumblr for 1 million after buying it for one BILLION.
That's what happens when you remove the only good thing from the site being the porn.
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Anonymous109: Lol randumb dino and robot xD does NOT = Funny.
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Anonymous110: @Anonymous: PERRRSONA!!!
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Anonymous111: *Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays*
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Anonymous112: Preteen orgasms are fun to watch.
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Anonymous113: Oh, that's great... *Puts noose around throat*
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Anonymous114: Trump Wrong.
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Anonymous115: platon`s robot reference?
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Anonymous116: Beep Boop There is a snake in my butt
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Anonymous117: se culiaron al ROBOT DE PLATON XD XD .
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ConsciousDonkey: This has been up long enough. Peter Fonda died yesterday, so maybe you could feature >>420700?
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Anonymous118(114): Gun control.
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Anonymous119: @Anonymous: Good.
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Anonymous120: B R U H MOMENT
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Anonymous121: God is dead.
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Anonymous122: Here is a thing I laughed so hard at I cried when I read it it is that girls with the best pussy piss loud as fuck they be sounding like there cooking fried chicken in there
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Anonymous123: Guys, what about the whole Amazon rainforest situation? We need to feature an image about that.
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Anonymous124: #NotMyProudestFap
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the-purple-guy: so this is still up. on an alternate idea does anyone know how long the rainforest has been on fire
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Anonymous125: I thought that was Pete from Power Stone 2 LOL
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Anonymous126: Is this where those dinosaur mech from power ranger came from?
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yana9953: NEW FEATURE PLEASE
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Anonymous127(8): On a side note I got alot of respect for Pewdiepie. He had the balls to say attractive and successful African on a live twitch stream.
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Anonymous128: Keep this feature permanently. It now symbolizes the death of featured images.
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Anonymous129: If your reading this, I'm currently doin' ur mom.
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Anonymous130(123): @Anonymous: Yeah, but what if 2020 comes around?
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Anonymous131(123): @yana9953: I mean the Amazon Rainforest????? Why isn't that featured? Why isn't there a pic of that?
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V1H7U2: This is a goddamn Tier 3 meme from an era where Tier 1 was still the default. Amazing.
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Anonymous132: Amazon rainforest is burning every year,almost 3very month since 2000...
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Anonymous133(132): THE NEXT FEATURED IMAGE SHOULD BE FUNIMATION AUDIO LEAKS RELATED !!!!
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Anonymous134: @Anonymous: Correct, they just got media attention, and the worst and most reactive people with millions of followers caused an outrage for some reason.

It's fairly normal for it to be on fire this season.
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Anonymous135: @Anonymous: The joke's on you. My mom is dead for, like 3 years
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Anonymous136: Epstein was murdered
Hong Kong is about to be Tiananmen 2
Gun control bad
Free speech good
Men have it worse than women in modern society

Your daily dose of reality, brought to you by anon
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Anonymous137(30): "Dread it, run from it, destiny still arrives...or should I say, I have...
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Bunny19: I need something to help get me off
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verminitide: mr brain is dying
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TBOI-Pornheaven664: @Anonymous: And we killed him
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DaveTheMollusk_22: there it says "Cada momento difícil tiene el potencial de abrir mis ojos y abrir mi corazón."


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