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Anonymous1: why
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champofgalacticretards: uh....
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IffrytusMasakado: At this point you might as well get those breasts removed. referring to the real female body builder.
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Anonymous2: you... you actually spent time on this... O_o
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imaajfpstnfo: THIS IS GLORIOUS!!
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Anonymous3: Not hairy enough to be Ron Jeremy
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Anonymous4: i had to click that!
i'm laughing tears! :D
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Anonymous5: FEATURE
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hardonguy: the fuck?
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Anonymous6: AH!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
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lazarus: Time to an hero from this world.
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Deathcock: Still 1000 times better than Ponies.
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LellyMagenta_Is_A_Whore: Cool story, bro
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Anonymous7: Well I didn't even have to touch my self for this one
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Decanter: The previous feature stuck around way too long, so by way of apology I've decided to grant Anon40's request.

You're welcome.
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PinkBallons: @Decanter: <3
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Kudryavka: Yuuup, Kill it with fire and toss the ashes into the gulf of mexico.
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MrAnon: Because Thatguywiththeglasses: Nostalgia Critic is doing a Nic Cage month?
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Decanter: @MrAnon: Oh yeah, that too, forgot to mention.
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Flashlight237: Dudes with vaginas? What? Okay, I've seen girls with penises, and maybe that was awkward, but what is this?
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ZB: ... well why the fuck not? My dick was getting bored of ponies and whatnot...
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Anonymous8: WELP its probably time to quit porn
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Dagg: I spit out some good bear looking at this. :(
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Anonymous9: One of the best features in a long time
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OGRE: @Dagg: Kodiak? Polar? Panda?
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Selene: DON'T DO THAT TO ME! I THOUGHT HE DIED! FUCK!
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DrNameless: @Dagg arse, such a waste... However, probably not near the amount I spit out as when >>15936 was the feature.
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Ricky_Roma: Hey a new feat....oh my God no!
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Anonymous10: Oh god....
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Mance: In other news... >>1277558
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Anonymous11: I need a brain bleach....
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Nefretitties: I came out of my fingertips
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vjhvhjjbv: Nic Cage poses for the poster of his next big movie: Cage Got Fingered. Coming soon to when you get a boner to this.
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Kokusho: lol always nice to see people post comedy on rule 34
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Evil-Hammond-666: He went to a room where his brother lived and then he......
Then he paid a visit to his sister and he.....
WALKED ON DOWN THE HALL AND........
He looked into a door and he came inside...
Father? Yes son? I want to kill you.
Mother..................................I want to......
AaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU ALL NIGHT LONG BABE, FUCK YOU TILL THE DAWN BREAKS!!!!!!!!!
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Evil-Hammond-666: KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL kill kill kill kill
This is the end my only friend the end
This is the end beautiful friend the end
It hurts to set you free but youll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die

This is the.....ENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDD
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Tetragrammaton: hahaha
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Anonymous12: I̭̥̬̜̳̤̤ ͠l̪̘o͖̫̮̟v͏̪̠e ̵̜̻͍̘͙͖̙i̴̺̥t̘̭̹ ̝̮͈͈͉ͅs̟̭̕ợ̮̹̼ ̱̼̬̫͕̺m̤̟͍̲̳u̼͟c̶̻h̢̜̬̩̱͙̦ ̖̮̠̭̕t̮̝̹͍̠͈h̝̙̭̻͝ͅa̢͚t̞̣̮̖͖͢ͅ ̭̠̞̭̯I͔̟̯̖̣͍̯ ̙͎̦͖̞̜̤b̫̼̰̤͖͇l͍̫͡e̷̟͕̰͎d̛̹͍͎̥͖ ̸f̪̞̫̲̹̲r̨̗o͍͙m̸̘̤̥͍̯ ̠̤̪͔̟̥̕ev̹̠̩̜e̹̪͖̙r̦͉͙̟̦̱y͎̩̮̳̭ ̳̤̼̜͇̳̥o̧̱̬̲̲r̝͓̰̝i̝͇̬̝̖f͔̀i̞̫çe̡̘.̫̼̞̘̦̜
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Anonymous13: I still fail to understand the "Cage" worship, but it isn't mlp so it can't lose by default, however, we all lose because we have to look at it.
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Anonymous14: oh god why my eyes are bleeding
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YoureDoingItWorng: So...is anybody gonna hug Auntie Cage?
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beefers: good call on the implants. they sure make it look more feminine.
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Krawczyk: @Anonymous: There's a whooole lot of homestuck crossover. I'm sure I could find an artist willing to answer that request!
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Anonymous15: I can tell you all of you why Nick Cage is the Featured Image right now. Because it's January. Why does that matter? Because at least one of the mods are a fan of the Nostalgia Critic, because it's NICHOLAS CAGE MONTH!!!
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ColdFeet: Sweet Jesus...
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skullapple: Nope...
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Kirapac: my mind says no, yet my penis remains hard
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wabbleplunk: well..time to kill myself because this will never leave my mind
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cookiecrushe: Mmmmm... No thanks
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Fox_McCloud: I thought this was Ron Jeremy from the thumnail!
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cookiecrushe: OH GOD IT KEEPS FOLLOWING ME!!!
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Anonymous16: Wow. Still no random picture comments? Did all the fags die?
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Anonymous17: Now, I know what I asked for, and yes it's a vagina, but I'm not convinced that's a woman. And something horrible has certainly happened here.
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Anonymous18: original bodies?
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Anonymous19: man Rule34... you sure do have some fucked up fantasies to have this picture set on featured huh?
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Anonymous20(19): @Decanter: why in god's name would you feature this shit? it's fucking disgusting, feature something worth looking at rather than bullshit already!!
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jubilation_t_cornpone: @Fox_McCloud: me too
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jubilation_t_cornpone: a disgusting featured image...whoda thought such a thing would happen?
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Anonymous21: Oh yeah auntie, i gonna fill you up, you so tight.
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Decanter: @Anonymous: You don't consider this worth looking at? I do. I laughed for a couple minutes straight, the first time.
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Anonymous22: @Anonymous: @Deathcock:
Look at the butthurt here for no reason. Do you see ponies in this pic? No? Then fuck off with bringing them up for absolutely no damned reason. The fucking bitchy haters are worse than bronies about bringing that shit up, and then all you do is ATTRACT THEM! Fucking STOP!
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Roc18: NOT THE BEES
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Anonymous23: Let him who has a time machine use it to prevent this abomination from being created.
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CreamyThang_: This site and Tumblr pretty much dulled my horror..er..levels or whatever. I'm just...sitting here having a cup of tea and eating a scone. Pretty sure my eyes are bleeding, but I'm blissfully lost in the taste of pricey tea and dry edibles. It's nice.
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magetSACK: Boy, Nick sure has let himself go.
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DJR_1989: Since when did he get a sex change?
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Anonymous24: Eeek! Ewwww! Ick! and...
Thanks for supporting my theory that the featured image is aimed at people who have seen so much porn they're getting bored with it.
Flashlight237 and ZB illustrate this, but also raise a curious question: If "girls" with penises (and monstrous ones, even) are popular (viz.ads for websites featuring them), why not "guys" with boobs and pussies? A few here apparently did react positively -- straight, gay, or just kidding?
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Ricky_Roma: This must be one of these cuntboys some futa fags bring up to try to prove slapping a dick on pictures of women does not make them queer.
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Blaque: I CANT UNSEE!!!!!!!
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Shadow95: the hell? Now.... WHY THIS IS THE FEATURED IMAGE?
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PinkBallons: @Anonymous: Culby, surely you have better things to do with your time as an anon than going around insulting Jubes? Because that won't accomplish anything.
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Anonymous25(19): @Decanter: no it's not worth looking at, it's fucking disgusting and who ever set this stupid ass picture deserves a lobotomy
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Anonymous26(19): @Anonymous: on featured*
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jubilation_t_cornpone: @PinkBallons: He probably doesn't have anything better to do.

Have you noticed that his syntax has deteriorated even from the original deplorable state? Nearly all of his copyrighted gibberish phrases have been added to the banned phrases list. He's having a harder and harder time saying anything. I'll bet it takes him half an a hour to get a comment through. Yet normal users are not affected at all.
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Anonymous27: Could have fooled me, I still think the uncles there.
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Anonymous28: Awesome! so tired of this faggot futa stuff on this site, I would fuck the shit of her
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Sodomius: Perfect Abomination. *golf clap*
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Anonymous29: @3pac: From seeing the shit you draw, i don't know what can kill that boner.
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Error: MY EYES!
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Totalbrony007: Really? Only one other person has something to say to deathcocks comment.
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Ricky_Roma: @jubilation_t_cornpone: There's a banned phrases list here?
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jubilation_t_cornpone: @Totalbrony007: no one pays attention to deathcock.

@Ricky_Roma: Yes, comments containing said phrases are rejected without being posted. It's mostly used for people trying to link to prohibited sites. But it works well for blocking Ccuntber too, since his sentence structure is, er, unique.
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ilr: Just when I thought there was nothing with Cage in it left that could surprise me....
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Anonymous30: wow
such doge
what text
much not really rule 34 because it's not sexually arousing enough to be porn.
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TrashPirate: @Anonymous: This made me laugh, a good feature to me.
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Alopex: I am officially horrified, well played Rule 34.
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Dr_Jack_Bright: I giggled like a stoned baby.
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Anonymous31: @Anonymous: You're wrong, as usual. I just came to this.
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Anonymous32: Ditto. The comments are the real treasure though. Seriously, the things these guys say have me laughing til I get a sore throat.
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Franky_Whiskey: @Anonymous: STFU Ccunter00faggot
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Franky_Whiskey: @Shadow95: Trust me, the shit I have in store is WAY more horrible than this.
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Anonymous33: Anonymous 22 sure is one butthurt person
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ebin: runkku
kullini
sykkii
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Fur_Reaper: Block the son of a bitch from posting on here again
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Anonymous34: What have you done? I don't feel my dick anymore!
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Mole: @Anonymous: EXACTLY what I was thinking - Lol.
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pokemonlover4985: @Anonymous: I don't think fire is gonna work we need KILL IT WITH MAGIC
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OGRE: @Dagg: @OGRE: ...Pedo?
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Tetragrammaton: @Franky_Whiskey: Bring COOLBEAR007 back hopefully?
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albertgong: O.O
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YoureDoingItWorng: @Anonymous: Dude,you're still here?
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forest-sage: (wimpers)
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Thumper: Cc=starscream's ghost
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Anonymous35: Well, there goes my boner away.
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HernsHound: Wow. Words cannot describe everything that is wrong with that picture.

If every you need a boner killer, print a copy of this and keep it in your wallet. I doubt Viagra could counteract its effects.
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Anonymous36: Dosn't matter, had sex.
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InfiniteeZoom: Reminds me of basic Catholic nun.
Or Nicholas cage.
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E_Hyena: It's missing an apostrophe. It should be "uncle's".
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ThatFuckinAsshole: I just chocked on my D...

...Damn orange juice.
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Ricky_Roma: @jubilation_t_cornpone: Are these banned phrases listed anywhere on here? I like to look at that shit for a laugh.
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jubilation_t_cornpone: Sorry, don't want to make it any easier for him, with a list of what he should avoid saying. It's more useful as a deterrent if he has to keep trying shit to get a message through (with a captcha on every attempt)..
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jubilation_t_cornpone: Also, the rest of it is mostly banned websites and such, so that people can't link to them. Not particularly entertaining.
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gloryworm: I'm getting sick of looking at this everytime I get on Paheal to check the new animated images... :/
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HateFulTruth: rule 34 definition at it's best
can't fap to this tho
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Harley_Quinn_hyenaholic: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
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MoLunge: *elipsis*
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Ricky_Roma: @gloryworm: Better get used to it, this has only been up a few days, the fucking Christmas dripping cock dwarf faggot feature was up nearly a month.
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jubilation_t_cornpone: @gloryworm: Are you aware that you DON'T have to look at it? Just click on the words "Featured Image" and it will disappear.
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zaiho: Stupit fuck has much time to wast ein his life to make this shit LOL...........fucking moron
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AustrianG: ...I need a Beer O_O
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lollermaz: I've never seen Nick so hot before. XD
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Anonymous37: well, then, um....
.....it is rule 34 after all, people can post whatever they want. even if i think the image is horrible.
http://gifs.gifbin.com/082009/1250675188_family_guy_barfing.gif
lois is unaffected
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Inquisitor_Talis: We need a Ccuntbutter feature, it'll be closure, Ccuntbutter getting hit with a slegdehammer would be appropriate, BAN HAMMER!

P.S: What happened to the "64-bit combo" Aeolus pict? I was looking in my comment's, and I've searched all Aeolus pics, its not there!

What Happened?
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Thumper: @Inquisitor_Talis: >>1280355
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TDF: I've seen too much shit to be freaked out by this, but its still a huge boner killer when i browse r34, so please for the love of all fapping, have a new feature image, at least one that isn't so visible from the thumbnail
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Anonymous38(36): Obvious shop,
you can tell by the shadows...
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jubilation_t_cornpone: @TDF: I assume you didn't read my earlier response to gloryworm: you can hide the featured image thumbnail.

Read this: @jubilation_t_cornpone:
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Anonymous39: Why are people so offended by this? It may be just me, but nothing on the internet disturbs me anymore. 10/10, good job! This picture was well done...like her overies!
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Anonymous40: Kill it with fire!!!
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Anonymous41: i had to click that! ._.)//
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Michaelgiles1: Kill it launch in to the sun
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l0rd0ct0d0rk: I am gonna start a religion based around this figure
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MeAreButtz: My dream waifu. <3
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Anonymous42: Please*coughsblood*shoot me
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TDF: @Anonymous: Ah, i see, thanks, didn't know that. The design of this websites doesn't really make it obvious that you can click on that
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jubilation_t_cornpone: @TDF:
LOL, it appears you replied to the wrong comment, but in any case, yer welcome.

Yeah, it's not obvious, but you can do that hide thing with many, if not all, of those titled blocks.
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jubilation_t_cornpone: For instance, as an admin, I have no reason to report images (since I can just do the deletions directly), so I get rid of THAT block.
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pyritey: Fuck, change this shit already
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Anonymous43(12): WHY IS THIS STILL HERE.
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Scatavaganza: user image
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Anonymous44: I'm not sure what's worse: this pic or the thought that some freak is probably wanking furiously to it.
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Anonymous45: But that was the plan
to give you a boner
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Mole: @jubilation_t_cornpone: Just Heard about Miyazaki retiring. It's not the same as dying, but he's given us so much excellent 34 fodder maybe the next feature could be something to do with Miyazaki/Ghibli. As I write this there's a voice in my head saying "Be careful what you wish for" so I know I could regret this suggestion. On the other hand there is some really fine work at paheal based on characters from his movies. So...
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Decanter: @Mole: We, uh, already did a featured image for that one.
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Farfegnugen: Yeah, Miyazaki retires before each movie he has done for the past 20 years. It might be marketing, but the movies don't suck so I'm not complaining.
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anizem: MY EYES
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Anonymous46: Im 8 and wat is this this?
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datnonymous: @Anonymous: a ban, that's what.
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Anonymous47: I showed my aunty this and she slapped me
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Anonymous48: What the hell is this monstrosity


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