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PrincessHeart: O_O *drags Bowser home and raeps him*
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Anonymous1: Oh good god.
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PrincessHeart: What?! He's fucking HAWTT!!! Can you really look me in the eyes and tell me you would NOT want to fuck Bowser?
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You: Yes.

Yes I can.
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PrincessHeart: Oh fuck u! That is fuckin sexy, OK??!
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Blazephlozard: well, you're a princess (which probably means you're a girl), so your opinion isn't gay.
But I 100% would not want to fuck Bowser, unless it was one of them rule 63'd Bowsers.
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PrincessHeart: I'd go lez for rule 63'd Bowser. In fact, give me both!
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Blazephlozard: Oh no, now your opinion is gay!
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You: Oh come on Blaze.

"Princess ______" is always a guy.

Always.
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PrincessHeart: For Bowser, I'll take that risk <3
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PrincessHeart: You: How the hell can I guy be a princess? It's illogical (and gross)!
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MR_Furry: in many ways
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You: Oi, this just further confirms it.

Your answer? INTERNET!
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PrincessHeart: Dammit, there are women on the internet! We just tend to stay away from male populated sites and stay to ourselves, like on deviantart or feminazi sites!
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evilpika: I've had enough of this "no girls on the internet" bullshit. If you don't want to believe there are girls getting off to this, keep it to yourself and don't ruin the mental image for the rest of us.
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MR_Furry: like the kitchen?
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Blazephlozard: lol MR Furry actually said something funny
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PrincessHeart: See, evilpika knows the truth!
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PrincessHeart: BTW, fuck you MR Furry! That's not funny, my mom died in the kitchen. :(
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MR_Furry: funny no thats no funny thats the truth
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MR_Furry: whoops!
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Mudkip: Where else would women die if they aren't allowed out of the kitchen?
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Blazephlozard: lol grease fire
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PrincessHeart: :,( meanies
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Mudkip: Just mean enough to keep out the people who care :D
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MR_Furry: i'm no meanie i'm mickey
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PrincessHeart: O.O Go away mickey you whore! No one likes rodents, go shoot yourself with a penis!
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Anonymous2: Mr Furry is sexist . . . FTL
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Lady_Yaoi: Bowser is a fucking furry bastard and is not sexy ever. Especially not this crap art.
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MR_Furry: lol
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Rat: NO ONE LIKES WHAT, YOU SAY? ಠ__ಠ
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PrincessHeart: L-Y: Bowser is NOT furry and he IS hot! Don't you just want to screw his brains out and have his horrible demon lizard spawn?
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Blazephlozard: ...you do not screw Bowser.
Bowser screws YOU.
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PrincessHeart: Rat, you're the exception. Most rats cannot use a keyboard or even masturbate without help. They're just dumb.
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Lady_Yaoi: LIZARD BEING A KEY TERM HERE LADY.
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PrincessHeart: I don't care who screws who, but I WANT him.
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Mudkip: Princess, bowser is, in fact, furry. However, you're allowed any fetish you want, so enjoy the fantasy nonetheless.
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evilpika: PrincessHeart: "No one likes rodents"

You have no idea the can of worms you've opened.
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PrincessHeart: But Bowser's not an ordinary lizard, he's special. What lizard do you know with fire breathing plumber fighting princess fucking abilities?
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Rat: Rats are actually very intelligent, they just don't have any thumbs. o_o
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PrincessHeart: LOL no thumbs
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Mudkip: I know the feeling, Rat. Makes texting infinitely harder.
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PrincessHeart: OPS
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Anonymous34Poster: Dog penis!? T.T
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PrincessHeart: Now that I actually see it, the penis is a bit of a turn off...
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Blazephlozard: ...you didn't look at the penis?
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PrincessHeart: Not really, why?
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evilpika: You're an odd one, Princess
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Tintin: Penises are often pretty ugly.
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PrincessHeart: Well in the kingdom the only real use for a penis is for reproducing. Afterwards the king and queen never talk to each other again and plot each other's death, while still pretending to like each other.
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PrincessHeart: And yes, penises are quite ugly little creatures.
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Lady_Yaoi: .... I think hate you Princess.
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PrincessHeart: ... Bitch
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evilpika: Would this be an appropriate time to say "Well, excuuuuusse me, Princess"?
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Krawczyk: No, that's after you 'accidentally' fall into her at a cocktail party and impregnate her. >)
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PrincessHeart: She started it! I can't help it if she tries to start internet fights!
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Anonymous3: If it isn't, I don't know what is.
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PrincessHeart: o.O krawczyk, you are an odd man.
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PrincessHeart: Fuck off anon 3! *beats anon 3 into a bloody pulp with a baseball bat*
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Rat: Ladies, ladies, please!

Fight more. ◕3◕
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Gremrat: Maaan! I'm a chick with a reptile fetish at least TEN TIMES harder than PrincessHeart's, and no one ever starts an epic Internet fight about me!

I feel unloved. *schlicks unlovedly to the cat fight*

(I can't get off to this picture, though, much as I love Bowser porn. Proportions are too fucked.)
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Anonymous4: Hey, I'm a guy with a rat fetish, I'll fight for you Gremrat.
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Gremrat: DO SO THEN.
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Anonymous5(4): Yes mam!

*Beats PrincessHeart into a bloody and jizz-soaked pulp with Bowser's dick*
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Gremrat: Holy fucking shit, overkill dude!

Now what am I going to raep? :(
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Anonymous6(4): Hey, I never said she was dead.

Besides, there's Bowser...
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Gremrat: But this Bowser picture suuuuuuuucks!

However, I will forgive you if you prove the bloody, jizz-soaked pulp can squeal and writhe underneath me just as well as the intact Princess did.
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Anonymous7(4): Well, there's only one way to find out isn't there?

Raep party!
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Gremrat: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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Anonymous8(4): Do you remember the safe word? 'cause I don't.
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Gremrat: ...there's a safe word?
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Anonymous9(4): Possibly, who cares?
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Gremrat: I know I don't! *humps the squealing pulpy mass*
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CarrionsProphet: Raep Party? *Tentacles undulate wildly* RAEP FOR EVERYONE!
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Anonymous10(4): Aaaah, I have dreams like this.
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Anonymous11: wow thats hot
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Luci_the_Lucky: Having a rape party?
I'll bring the chocolate...
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Gremrat: Woo chocolate!
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O_Rly: ...PrincessHeart best be trolling
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An_Onymous: ♪They see me trollin'♪
♪They hatin'♪
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Rule34d: *facepalm*
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Anonymous12(11): bowser you silly billy
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Anonymous13: I HAVE DETECTED A TROLL!
UNFORTUNATELY, IT WAS SUCCESSFUL. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY BECAUSE IT WAS OBVIOUS AS FUCK.

THIS IS A DARK DAY FOR HUMANITY.
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PrincessHeart: troll what?
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Anonymous15: my god I'm not really into gay sex but i want to fuck the shit outta him literally
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Anonymous16: Second.
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Anonymous17: FURfags, and SCALEfags,

are TWO, DIFFERENT, THINGS!!
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juyi15: @Anon17

Sorry, you're wrong. Both are part of furry fetishism.
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Shadow81: WANT!!!
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Anonymous18: This is indded the best trollin by the Princess and/or catfight I have EVER spectated. My sides are sore from laughing. As well as another part of my body.
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Anonymous19: @Anon17

It is true though. Follow this simple equation:
Bowser = Scalie(?)
Scalie(?) = Furry
therefore
Bowser = Scalie

The More You Know
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Solunar: With this pic, I wonder why there never was a Queen Koopa. Mayhaps Princess knows the answer...
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Trolloc: @Solunar: because bowser is homosex obviously.
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Anonymous20: These comments are filled with fucking cancer, shouldn't all be on tumblr talking about homosuck or some shit?


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