Anonymous3: That sword is standard issue size. His "other" sword is the largest in the land. It is his nightly sword. The one he only draws when he comes upon a fair maiden in distress.
"He comes upon a fair maiden every night?" You might ask.
Of course he does, sometimes twice if he's feeling particularly...
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... That joke was too obvious.
"He comes upon a fair maiden every night?" You might ask.
Of course he does, sometimes twice if he's feeling particularly...
HOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO GET IT TO THE GEISERS
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I have a noose already hung, i'll see myself out...
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