I've never been able to understand why furries seem unable to get it up to anything but other furries. It's like some weird (fuck the spelling of weird) procrustean incestuous alien society that seems hell-bent on making Earth either accept it or be its bitch.
Cat_Bountry: Well, to be fair, not all furfags are as bad as Reynard.
Reynard is one of the worst of the worst. And what's sadder is that he has a sense of superiority about it. He is a man that claims to have had three girlfriends, and "realized" he was gay because he hates women. In reality he seems to be a bitter misogynist who claims to hate women because they hate him, and has become some sort of jail-house gay, and yet draws fuck-tons of porn of Gadget Hackwrench and Fifi LeFume, because cartoon women are RATIONAL.
And one of my online friends is sharing a room with him at Anthrocon.
Anonymous3: Here's a promise: Tonight when I masturbate, I will imagine you growing a huge set of tits and a giant, dripping cock, and then two other giant herms will come up and start fucking you in your sloppy cunt and anus, and then you will hard-vore a small child, digest that small child, shit the small child out, and then eat your own shit while cumming like a firehose all over the place. Plus you'll all be wearing Nazi uniforms. And you know what? There's Nothing You Can Do To Stop Me.
Anonymous4: Dear Cat Bounty; I love the blissful irony of the fact that, not only are you getting angry at me over an image of me that bears no relation to reality, but that I do, in fact, find that Asian chick pretty smokin'. And to further the hilarity, the pic of mine on the monitor (which is covering up the artist's original drawing there, which was so bad it was impossible to make out) was a commission. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1130916/ -Alex Reynard
Anonymous6: I agree this needs to be featured to attract more furry lollage. (not loliage, though a Shinzocat is fine too)
Haruna Yabuki was a bad choice too, it's pretty obvious whoever made this is a TOTALLY /s/TRAIGHT ONE HUNNERD PERCENT HETERWEEABOO CERTAINLY NOT NO GAIETY HERE kind of /s/ poster. Yanno, the kind who bitch at the mods I'm not posting ugly Azn chicks and therefore making his pen0r sad and get me b& from 4clams again.
Toon_Coon: But anyone who ever goes to his page is immediately scarred by his other stuff, so they can't be bothered to look past that and get to the good stuff...
... and besides that, I'm pretty sure it's all "tl;dr" for you folks anyway. 9_9
Toon_Coon: The first part of that irst post was supposed to say "You know, he may not have the greastest skills for artistry, but this guy's a god as far as writing stories go. And I don't even mean the porn ones. I'm talking the straight up "safe for all ages" stuff, and it's all worth reading. Seriously! o.o
And then the "But anyone..." stuff would go here. >.>
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I thought it might be appreciated here.
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http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Alexreynard
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Also, lol reynard. I'm on his blacklist right now.
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Carnally.
I've never been able to understand why furries seem unable to get it up to anything but other furries. It's like some weird (fuck the spelling of weird) procrustean incestuous alien society that seems hell-bent on making Earth either accept it or be its bitch.
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Reynard is one of the worst of the worst. And what's sadder is that he has a sense of superiority about it. He is a man that claims to have had three girlfriends, and "realized" he was gay because he hates women. In reality he seems to be a bitter misogynist who claims to hate women because they hate him, and has become some sort of jail-house gay, and yet draws fuck-tons of porn of Gadget Hackwrench and Fifi LeFume, because cartoon women are RATIONAL.
And one of my online friends is sharing a room with him at Anthrocon.
Haruna Yabuki was a bad choice too, it's pretty obvious whoever made this is a TOTALLY /s/TRAIGHT ONE HUNNERD PERCENT HETERWEEABOO CERTAINLY NOT NO GAIETY HERE kind of /s/ poster. Yanno, the kind who bitch at the mods I'm not posting ugly Azn chicks and therefore making his pen0r sad and get me b& from 4clams again.
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Either way, I lol'd.
... and besides that, I'm pretty sure it's all "tl;dr" for you folks anyway. 9_9
And then the "But anyone..." stuff would go here. >.>
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HOW ARE YOU?
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