Anonymous1: illegalize gay marriage before they destroy the sancity of marriage
01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Anonymous2: 01) people like Air Conditioning
04) Blacks can marry whites
07) Gays can't have kids
08) people accept other people's religions
09) kids can live with only one parent
10) we've adapted to cars
Cyrzil: And hah, the fact that none of you even read the thing before spouting off shows more than any statement you could make, and explains... a lot.
Suicide: A1: You sound like stuck up, underage sausage, brought up with an old-time Christian ethical. Here are some points I'm going to give you.
1) Marriage is marriage. Of course, in the Bible, it is said for every man there is a woman, and vice versa. GET OVER IT! They're just having sex for the love of God! What makes you think about marriage? Even if two women or men were to marry, it doesn't matter. The man and woman thing was in the old testament. Love is love.
2) I was raised by two straight parents, and I myself am bisexual (not gay, but close enough).
3) You have a fucked up perception. "Hanging around gay people will make you gay" my ass, I was attracted to men when I was in high school, and no one there was gay.
I could go on a full on rant, but that's all I'm posting. Basically, GTFO. This is the reason nobody likes Anons.
Suicide: Wow. That was really original.
Way to go A12, you have impressed me like all the other people who have tried to dis me using that same exact joke.
Advice, don't insult the obvious.
though it doesn't change the fact that you actually took anon 1's post for being OMG SRS BSNS, and responded to satirical copypasta like a goddamn retard.
What the fuck is it about faggotry that's so worth defending to the grave, so much so that you can't even take a simple gay joke? If you people really WERE the "bigger man", so to speak, you'd have learned to IGNORE the perceived "offensive" words of straight people.
Instead, I just see a bunch of people crying out and feeling sorry for themselves.
The rest of the world will never accept "who you are". Get over it, move on with life, and be fucking HAPPY that some Oklahoman hick isn't chasing after you with a noose. You have an awful goddamn lot to be thankful for, you girly-men.
01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
2/5 for effort.
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04) Blacks can marry whites
07) Gays can't have kids
08) people accept other people's religions
09) kids can live with only one parent
10) we've adapted to cars
and thus anon1: u fail...epicly
02) My friend is 5 foot 4, and I'm 6 foot 2. I've known him for three years and he's still short.
I know... sarcasm over the internet, but FFS people, no one believes that hanging around tall people makes you tall.
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1) Marriage is marriage. Of course, in the Bible, it is said for every man there is a woman, and vice versa. GET OVER IT! They're just having sex for the love of God! What makes you think about marriage? Even if two women or men were to marry, it doesn't matter. The man and woman thing was in the old testament. Love is love.
2) I was raised by two straight parents, and I myself am bisexual (not gay, but close enough).
3) You have a fucked up perception. "Hanging around gay people will make you gay" my ass, I was attracted to men when I was in high school, and no one there was gay.
I could go on a full on rant, but that's all I'm posting. Basically, GTFO. This is the reason nobody likes Anons.
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Way to go A12, you have impressed me like all the other people who have tried to dis me using that same exact joke.
Advice, don't insult the obvious.
though it doesn't change the fact that you actually took anon 1's post for being OMG SRS BSNS, and responded to satirical copypasta like a goddamn retard.
HUEG FAIL RITE THAR
What the fuck is it about faggotry that's so worth defending to the grave, so much so that you can't even take a simple gay joke? If you people really WERE the "bigger man", so to speak, you'd have learned to IGNORE the perceived "offensive" words of straight people.
Instead, I just see a bunch of people crying out and feeling sorry for themselves.
The rest of the world will never accept "who you are". Get over it, move on with life, and be fucking HAPPY that some Oklahoman hick isn't chasing after you with a noose. You have an awful goddamn lot to be thankful for, you girly-men.
Let us speculate what Luna did to piss her off!