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Duracell: Well, its actual porn quality is debatable. But I saw the monocle&top hat and I HAD to save it.
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Sir_Top_Hat: Hm? A fellow Top Hat enthusiast? Capital!
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Anonymous1: I... no... no words... FEATURE!!!!
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Anonymous2: Wrex + Top Hat = EPIC
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Anonymous3: I concur with Duracell, Top Hat completes it.

Also Story is good ;)
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datoneguy: Heh, wouldn't she notice the difference in textures? or the fact that they were going at a different rate or something? Or just the plain fact that he only started with one?

Oh well, for the funny it is!
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Anonymous4: D: i see flesh in the boob area
PORN I SAY!
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Anonymous5: Top Hat=Win
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BerryBertunz: Now if only the top hat weren't shopped on :\
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Stormfin: Marmalade!
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evilpika: Her face in the last panel is priceless.
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Kid_K: Choice 1: Stick it in.
Choice 2: Stick it in?
Choice 3: Stick it in!
Choice 4: Ice Cream!!!
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Amun-Ra: The chick's face in the last panel screams out "DO NOT WANT".
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Anonymous6: fucking CLASSY.
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Anonymous7: "what?..so he.....so that means that you don't have two hats? OMFG MOAR HATS"
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Dagger: ah, Wrex, you little joker you! HAHAHAHAHA.
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Anonymous8: FEATURE NOW DAMNIT!
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Rat: That blue thing dun look all half bad.
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Amun-Ra: Dressed up like a million-dollar trooper,
Tryin' hard to look like Gary Cooper.

Come let's mix where Rockefellers
walk with sticks or um-ber-ellas
in their mitts.

Puttin' on the Ritz!
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Rat: TACO TACO TACO
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Anonymous9: hahaha, makes no sense... but i like it...
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Anonymous10: Feature this shit.

Srsly.
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Rule34d: LOL
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aso: This image makes me feel happy inside. :3
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Anonymous11: I love how Wrex's top hat and monocle have nothing to do with the story, like it just happened to be what he was wearing at the time.
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Anonymous12: Frankly, Wrex is the only male crew member in Mass Effect I'd be willing to share with.
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Anonymous13: fuck yea seaking!
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Ghorlock: WIN WIN EPIC FUKKEN WIN FEATURE NOW!!!!
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Anonymous14: Simply ... amazing.
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Anonymous15: WIN. FEATURE. NOW!!
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pendejo: I love Wrex's face at the end. He looks so adorable. I wish I had a pet Krogan
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Anonymous16: this is what the internet was made to find
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Anonymous17: Needs to be featured!
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Hells_Singer: Simply a classic!
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Anonymous18: Possibly one of the GREATEST pictures of all time!
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Anonymous19: wrex in a top hat. BULLY I SAY! BULLY!!
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Anonymous20: FEATURE
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Anonymous21: Wrex is the monopoly man of anal
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Anonymous22: I could not stop laughing... XD
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An_Onymous: Agreed, pendejo.
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Anonymous23: I am so.. happy
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Hells_Singer: I laugh uncontrollably every time I see this.
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Anonymous24: Made of win.
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Anonymous25: PARTY @ MY CITADEL
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Hanar: This One finds such an arrangement agreeable.
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Magneto: Actually imagining their voice-actors saying all that is too fucking funny.
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Anonymous26: The only thing that could possibly make this pic any more epic is if Wrex had a handle bar mustache.
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Anonymous27: Epic, there is no other word for it. Wrex you clever dog, you!
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Anonymous28: If only that Wrex was on Mass Effect.
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Anonymous29: it made me lul
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Anonymous30: This isn't the original. The original had no top hat or monocle. Though the addition does add flavour, captial captial, what what.
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Anonymous31: The hat is pure win
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Wincest: FUCKING SAVED
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Anonymous32: ಠ_ಠ
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Anonymous33: And considering the fact that krogans have 4 testicles.
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Anonymous34: A capital idea, old sport!
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Anonymous35: MOAR
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Max_Payne: feeeeeeeeeeeature
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Anonymous36: WREX+MONOCLE=WIZARD......AHHHHHH!
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Anonymous37: This needs to be featured...again if it wasn't before.
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Anonymous38: i killed wrex on a mision i shoot him 23 times and he dies it was worths its
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Zyrathul: Lol.. The Game.
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Anonymous39: EPIC WIN
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Anonymous40: year after my first post and this shit is still funny
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Anonymous41: Just...Why?
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CodenameBFG: FEATURE NOW
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Anonymous42: who the hell picked a male shepard?!
why would you even
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MythagoWoods: Why Anon44? Because it's the only way to get Wrex in a monocle and top hat. If picking a male Shepard would allow that then I would stop picking female.
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Anonymous43: What would have been nice was a flash back image of her getting fucked... :D
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Anonymous44: FEATURE NAOW
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Kirapac: the blu-ray quality of the top hat makes this even better
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Anonymous45: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
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Anonymous46: I can't stop laughing. ; ;

I WILL GO TO BED HAPPY NOW
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Anonymous47: Oh god this screams feature.
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Anonymous48: Wrex is so cute here ^_^. This pic made me lol all the way
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Anonymous49: Epic win cause of the top hat and monocle
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Anonymous50: FEATURE PLZ
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Anonymous51: LOL Wrex's sophistication!
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Anonymous52: Wrex you senaky bastard! Hilarious!
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Anonymous53: HAHAHA THIS IS AWESOME
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Anonymous54: dXXICi xrjicxvi nkgmhamc gzdzwqoy
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Anonymous55: this needs feature. NOW.
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Anonymous56: This will be featured when Mass Effect 2's release draws nigh.

Patience, darlings.
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Anonymous57: Man, the last panel is just fantastically great expressions all across the board.
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Anonymous58: I DEMAND the whole scene
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ErestiVerin: ಥ_ಥ Riveting Tale Chap!
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Anonymous59: I can just imagine liara pissing herself at the thought of having a KROGAN inside of her. *28 years later* Doctor: Congratulations Ms. Shepard! It's a...hanar..?* Everyone: O_e*WTF moment ensues*
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Anonymous60: This needs to be featured the day before Mass Effect 2's release or close to it, or I will renounce all faith in the world and an hero in the most possible way I can think of (I'm pretty unimaginative, so the best I can come up with now is jumping off of a somewhat high building, face down, whilst holding a knife in front of my head. Any ideas?)
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CodenameBFG: ...tharepy anon62...
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Anonymous61: @anon 62:
Attach strings to your limbs and to the railing of a bridge, preferably a nice, scenic, romantic park bridge.

Attach piano wire with shorter length than the rope and also to the railing of the bridge.

Jump off the bridge.

The piano wire will cut you body into pieces at the joints, since they will become taught before the rope, and the dismembered limbs will hang from the bridge due to the longer rope.
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Anonymous62(61): don't give soemele any ideas anon63
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Anonymous63: HeLlo Im MaSeR chif

ITS THE MASS EFET MOMOPILY MAN/ WOMON!!!
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Salad: Gotta say, if I could put Wrex in Monopoly gear, I'd use him on my team, but I'll stick with Ashley and Tali till then, thanks.
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Anonymous64: Indeed.
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Anonymous65: This demands feature. Titanium, Make it so!
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Anonymous66: Id like to see a vagina, tits, and penis please.
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Anonymous67: her face= CAN NOT UNSEE
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Anonymous68: TOP HAT+ CLASSY GLASSES=WIN!!!!!!!!!! storys good
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Anonymous69: Ahahahahahaha yo man mass effect 2 is out in like 6 days, this would be a good time FOR SUM FEATURE.
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Anonymous70: This needs a feature
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FAPFAPFAP: Epic Top hat is Epic
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Anonymous71: aaaaaaand
Wrex
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Anonymous72: i love you guys, also. Shepherd.
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Anonymous73(72): i love you guys, also.
Shepherd
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Anonymous74: Feature! (Also, sideboobs!)
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Anonymous75: Feeeeeeeeatuuuure.
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Anonymous76: Silly Wrex, there is only one "p" in Shepard.
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Anonymous77: Am I the only one who lol'd at the title of the comic? "Mass Affection"
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Anonymous78: LMFAO!!!!!
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Titanium: I'm told this is funny, so Featured!
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Krawczyk: And not a moment too soon, yessir, not a moment too soon. </EveretUlyssesMcGill>
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Anonymous79: HUZZAH!!!
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Anonymous80: Bit late putting this up. Especially since ME2 came out in February... :|
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analman: Oldie but Goldie!
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Krawczyk: >>432830 BETTER
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Anonymous81: Especially since this is ME1...:|
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Anonymous82: THIS ISN'T EVEN PORN. GET THIS SHIT OUTTA HERE
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Krawczyk: ME2 sucks, distinct lack of Wrexage, or tophattage. And wtf is with that Aussie Barbie.
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Anonymous83: old picture is OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDD
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Dagg: ...I'm speechless.
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Anonymous84: I just miss some kind of "sitcom music" right now lol
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Anonymous85: I LOVE YOU GUYS!
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Nuds: About time this is featured :P
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Anonymous86: Wait, this wasn't featured before? I'm disappointed, rule 34.
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Anonymous87: @PLytigher - Ewww? You're on Rule 34 and you say eww? That's kind of a given after you get past the front page :P
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ReturnOfOctobot: Anon58: you...can't get pregnant via the ass. Unless Krogans are just magic that way. On second thought, why not?
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Hat_matter: Good show!
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Anonymous88: Wrex looks German. Why? Easy, look at the coloring.
There's the top hat (black).
There's the top of his head (red).
And his actual head (yellow/gold).

Black-Red-Gold. If you have any knowledge of flags, you know why I think of Germany when I see this.
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Anonymous89: Mass Affection, gotta love this comic.

There is another version of this, but without the top hat and monicle.
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Zollith: Age old, but a classic nonetheless.
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Anonymous90: Hey, love this, but wow, this is old.
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Anonymous91: Yes it got featured twice. It's just THAT DAMN GOOD!
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Titanium: This was not featured in the past to the best of my knowledge
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Anonymous92: NONE OF THE NEW PICS WORK.

FIX IT
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Titanium: Read the fucking huge blinking red message you goddamn twat.
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Anonymous93(92): FINE THEN I WILL!
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Anonymous94: Hahaha
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Anonymous95: Why not disable new uploads until the problem is fixed?
Seems like common sense to me.
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-D-: @Anonymous34
=|;) Indeed.
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Anonymous96: It's about damn time this got featured.
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Anonymous97: This should've been featured long ago. So much win.
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Titanium: Anon95 - I did that basically... there no option to disable uploads entirely, so I made the max file size 1KB.
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Anonymous98(95): Good call as usual Ti.
How about cutting down on CG sets? Most images in a CG set are just small variations. One could post a pic or three from the set, and provide a filesharing link to the full set. Would cut down on space.
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Anonymous99: I agree with anon 98.
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Krawczyk: But Germany's colours are black, red, and white. U fail it, anon. You are a disgrace to the number 88, and so I must remove one feature call to make you 87. You'll be 88 again when you know your role, scrub!

Heil dir im Siegerkranz, Herrscher des Vaterlands... *wanders away whistling the rest*
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Anonymous100: epic, the Immortal Lanz approves.
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Anonymous101(100): so just to clarify though, she has a problem with being two teamed by Shep and Wrex, but the idea of a man with two penises would have been just peachy?
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Vorin: Are you tripping? It's not white, it's yellow. Fucking Google says so.
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Krawczyk: If fucking google said that loli was illegal or that you should drive off a cliff, would say its right then?
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Vorin: SHEPARD
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Anonymous102: Black-red-yellow. I know 'cuz my German teacher has a bug German flag in her classroom.
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Anonymous34Poster: Not a moment too soon?

This image was uploaded two years ago you douchebag.
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PostHappy28: PFFT! Nice pic, but the game fuckin' sucks...
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Anonymous103: Wrex: Shepard.
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Anonymous104: The german flag is black-red-yellow/gold. But it was black-white-red a few decades ago during a not so nice part of german history.
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Anonymous105: Aya bread, GO!
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Anonymous106: Lol at her face at the end XD
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Anonymous107: MY monacle fell out of place when i came upon this sordid piece of "art".
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anon0: this is epic fail
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Sir_Anon5: Good to see it's finally been featured.
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Anonymous108: awesome
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Anonymous109: Male shepard is the only way to go people.
Femsheps just don't cut it.
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Lochcelious: Anon102, of all the comments here, yours made Me lol the most. It does remind Me of in the game when you are done talking to him and he just says that: "Shepard."
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Krawczyk: Meh, whatever! I know I'm certainly not turning my back on better times! That last bar will always be white to me. There's too much christfaggotry and censorship taking place under the gold-emblemed flag! Clearly, the wrong religion was targeted!
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Anonymous110: took long enough to get featured
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Anonymous111: Wow. Just saw this last night whilst digging through a mess of old pictures. Wins a second chuckle.
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Anonymous112: God fucking damnit stop arguing about Germany's flag if you're on here you're a Nazi anyhow now shut up and start fapping to shitting dick nipples
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Anonymous113: fap fap fap fap
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Anonymous114: SOLD to the krogan with the tophat and monocle
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Franky_Whiskey: This picture is so good, it also involved Nazis! :D

(note to self: get fucking Lincoln stove-pipe hat in order to get chiks)
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Anonymous115: Only one word can describe this ... LOL
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Anonymous116: lolz idoit little girl thought the shep had 2 dicks and thought 1 WAS VERY LONG and when in the back door how can a striaght curve XD
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Anonymous117: sadly not technically 34 sense no genitalia are seen
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Anonymous118: SO THAT'S WHERE THAT FORCED MEME 'INDEED' CANCER CAME FROM
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Anonymous119: Fuck yes for monocle win
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Anonymous120: Words fail me...they should have sent...a poet. *Wipes a tear*
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Anonymous121: this is actually really funny ha
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Anonymous122: Wrex has ass monopoly!
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Anonymous123: best... ever!
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Anonymous124: I find it funny how I found this on facebook. XP
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Anonymous125: team work fuck yeah
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Anonymous126(121): haha good job wrex
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phoenixwright: read it in wrex's voice aswell FUCKING WIN.
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Anonymous127: 126 anons!?!!??!!,??!111!!!!0|\|3!!1!! Jesus, this IS win!
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Anonymous128: LOL!
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Anonymous129: GENTLEMEN.
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Mighty_teh_Armored_D1ld0e: PROTIP: Post the second panel of this comic on 99chan at any time for an instant ban. It's fun!
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Anonymous130: good show wrex! Good show indeed!
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Anonymous131: They forgot the +25 renagon points.
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Anonymous132: -"I say, why, it is my good fellow Shepard!"
-"Wrex"
-"I say, Shepard"
-"Wrex"
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Anonymous133: yay! that is all
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Anonymous134: Wrex

Shepard

Wrex

shepard

wrex

shepard
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Anonymous135: Someone ban whoever thinks this is crap. Good story is hard to find in porn these days.
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Anonymous136: XDShepards face at the last panel look like he knew this was going to suprise her
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DreamsofCentaurs: MONOCLE!


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