PlutoniumBoss: Maybe he's just the kind of pervert that fantasizes about having a bizarre alien cock, instead of the normal sensible tentabulge the Mother Grub gave him.
Anonymous1: He really didn't though. Cronus mentions that he thinks he made up the whole humankin thing to grab attention. But Kankri sort of talked Cronus into believing his own bullshit.
Anonymous2: the dildo is in his nook, not his butt. it's a common headcanon for troll xenobiology that they have both a tentacle bulge and a nook.
as for the strap-on, his bulge is looking for something to wrap around.
this is part of a fic i think but i doubt i could find it.
Anonymous3: I was going to comment something about how we're arguing about alien dicks but then I remembered that this is the internent- thats vanilla compared to other conversations I've seen.
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as for the strap-on, his bulge is looking for something to wrap around.
this is part of a fic i think but i doubt i could find it.