Master_of_Fail: Ash Ketchum waited. The sun above him dimmed and faded out behind some clouds. There were Porkyman in the tall grass. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His questions for Professor Oak were not listened to, and now it was too late - far too late for now, anyway. Ash was a Porkyman trainer for fourteen years. When he was young, he watched the tall grass and he said to dad "I want to be in the tall grass." But his dad said "No! You will BE KILLED BY Porkyman!" There was a time when he believed him. But as he got older, he had stopped. But now, in the Eterna Forest of the Sinnoh Region, he knew there were Porkyman. "This is Professor Oak" the radio crackled. "You must capture the Porkyman!" So Ash got his Pikachu and had it use thunderbolt. "HE IS GOING TO CAPTURE US!" thought the Porkyman "I will use High Jump Kick." said the Buneary and it attacked. Ash had Pikachu try to use thunder on it and tried to zap it. But it missed, and the surrounding trees fell, and they were trapped; not able to battle. "No! I must capture the Porkyman!" Ash shouted. The radio said "No, Ash. You are the Porkyman." And then Ash was a Lopunny.
GOD
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Japanese people are fucking weird.