Anonymous12: The Angry Marines tell the other side of the story, though in far less words due to a lacking in vocabulary beyond many four letter cusses. Hastily inserted into the annals of their chapter glory is simply a picture with the words "OWNED" across it, and the image of the Pretty Marines Chapter Master unconscious on the ground, a crude mustache drawn on his face with paint, and what appears to be a set of testicles on his forehead.
Anonymous13: What happened was that the Chaos Pretty Marine tried to rape the Angry Marine, but the Angry Marine ripped off his cock with his asscheeks and knocked out the Pretty Marine with his own cock.
Anonymous14: Wait...someone in the chapter's Apothecarion really fucked up and installed the "poison bite" Betcher's Gland at the wrong end...
(This would make for an interesting house rule...roll a d6 for each Troops choice...on a 6, the Marines have all had seconds of Catachan cabbage and bean stew for breakfast, and gain an extra close-combat attack.)
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I'm in fucking stitches from laughing
(This would make for an interesting house rule...roll a d6 for each Troops choice...on a 6, the Marines have all had seconds of Catachan cabbage and bean stew for breakfast, and gain an extra close-combat attack.)
why not?
this is why i shit my self