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UploaderJeb,
TagsAgent_47, Cockmongler, Hitman, edit, meme
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Info813x1024 // 580KB // jpg
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Anonymous1: SaucyMacaroniCheese sucks
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HamSandwich: This image is win.
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Anonymous2(1): DELICIOUS FORESKIN
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Anonymous3(1): dig the gloves.
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Ciorba: This is epic.
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Anonymous4: Silent ASSassin.

Hehehehehehe. :|
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Anonymous5(1): Hoping this will get featured, it's too good.
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Anonymous6: oh....my...god!!
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Anonymous7: I lol'd.
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Anonymous8: FEATURE DIS NAO IN THE NAME OF DEL?
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Anonymous9: FEATURE PLZ
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Anonymous10: gotta love that humongous foreskin dick
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Anonymous11: there is no god
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Dagger: shouldnt there be a toaster in that hand?
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Anonymous12(4): Here's the original pic: http://hitman-toaster.ytmnd.com/
Yeah, i know, YTMND. It's the only i could find after 30 secs of goggling.
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Anonymous13: YOU GONNA GET MONGLED
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Anonymous14: @Dagger But he can't mongle your cock with his hand full.
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Cat_Bountry: I LOL'd.
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Anonymous15: feature
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Dagger: @anon14 but he could do it with the toaster.
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Anonymous16: He passed on the german, chose the aardvark.
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Anonymous17: He may have killed the guy, but his erection still lives on.
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Anonymous18: A

FEATURE

IS

FINE

TOO
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Anonymous19: Nice graphics on the shower curtain
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ShutUp: OH MY GOD I CAME
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Anonymous_NewFag: THIS IS AWESOME. WALLPAPER'D
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Anonymous20: ^Seconded.
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Anonymous21: OMG!! COCKMONGLER SERIALKILLER+WATERCOCK= DIVINE WIN!!
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O_Rly: Imagine taking a bath when suddenly someone pulls open the shower curtain and you're face-to-face with THAT.

Lulz, Cockmongler is about to have some fun.
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Simski: @O RLY
If he's not enjoying being face-to-face with that, why does he still have a boner?
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pomponio: That's funny, but i pity that penis' owner. He has Phimosis *shivers*
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O_Rly: Simski: ...What the fuck are you talking about?
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An_Onymous: WINSANITY.

This image is perfect in more ways than I can name.

@Simski: A) Bonarz are involuntary.
B) Bonarz do not always happen as a result of arousal proper. Fear has been known to cause an erection under some circumstances.
C) The guy in the tub could be dead or dying, and the bonar could just be a result of some circulatory goof related to that.

@pomponio: Indeed, he does. Needs snippity snip.
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Sulacu: This is the perfect freezeshot, a split second before the victim is aware of his situation, and the cock suddenly and immediately shriveled up and died.
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Anonymous22: what the fuck is wrong with that penis?
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Mudkip: is that a CI-8 pen0r?
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Anonymous23: This is the only hitman porn ?
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Anonymous24: d=
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Anonymous25: Cock or not, /b/ memes are not porn.
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Anonymous26: just imagine...yur enjoying a nice warm bath, when all of a sudden the door creaks open...someone pulls back the shower curtain...
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ShadowMan: Up periscope!
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Anonymous27: Is dat sum fimosis?
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Anonymous28: He looks a lot like Phoenix Wright there.
CREEPY.
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Anonymous29: I lol'd so hard!
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Anonymous30: Mr.47......I`ve been expecting you.
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wutmaster: >Needs snippity snip.
What the hell is wrong with you?
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Anonymous31: Why the fuck did I look that up? http://www.netterimages.com/images/vpv/000/000/001/1468-0550x0475.jpg
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Anonymous32: That isn't phimosis. It is the foreskin covering the head of the penis. Phimosis is where you can't pull it back, is it not?
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Pangolinx: I just love that at one point, this was the only hitman porn in existance.
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Anonymous33: - Forty-seventh?
- WTF, Diana??? O_O
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masterofpirates: Well that is a disgusting penis.
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Anonymous34: The realism makes it all that much creepier


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