Anonymous2: You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my eyes
You're jokin me, you gotta be
This can't be the right guy
He's ancient, he's ugly
I don't knoe which is worse
I might just split a seam now
If I don't die laughing first
When Mr. Oogie Boogie says
There's trouble close at hand
You'd better pay attention now
'Cause I'm the Boogie Man
And if you aren't shakin'
Then something's very wrong
'Cause this may be the last time now
That you hear the boogie song, ohhh
Anonymous34Poster: I thought they already did that. I was sure there was some freaky-ass shit with furries believe that they were reincarnation or spirits of actual animals and that they could become one only when no on was looking...
Although our storys have been a bit perverted at times (I did NOT fucking make the stars by drinking my seed and spitting it into the sky, jackass), this is fucked up bad.
Anonymous4: I think Egyptian mythology already was pretty gay. wasn't there a story about tricking anubis into drinking another gods penor juice for some reason only Egyptians would find sense in?
I'm pretty sure Set (h) cut off osias' cock and fed it to a fish... because osias' woman ((also his sister)) wouldn't sleep with Set ((who was also her brother)).
Krawczyk: Scandies are superior. Loki transformed into a horse and had its baby, then gave it to the Allfather to use as a warhorse as a gift. And it came out with eight legs.
Lots of awsm giantess pr0n too.
Irish are the craziest though, their earthly rituals involve horsefucking too. See: White Mare, coronation ceremony.
Anonymous7(4): wrong anon 6 seth killed his brother Osiris because he slept with seths wife (also both their sister) and made a baby from the union so-something or other.
seth locked osiris in a gold coffin and sent his ass down the river. Isis (osiris wife and sister) found his corpse and laid with it creating horus who was now a new competiver for the throne.
seth was so pissed he cut up the corpse feading the penor to a fish.
I think the semen drinking happened between seth and horus at a later date when they were rivalling for the thrown.
To be specific, there's guro in the Mare fest too.
The king or his chosen successor is supposed to 'move as one' with the white male, slice her open, and bathe in her blood. While he's busy covering himself 'til he stains completely, the meat is being cooked for the feast afterwards. He then attends in nothing but his cape. Ouch, splinters!
Amun-Ra: You guys are close to right, Seth killed Osiris simpily because he wanted the throne. Isis (Osiris's wife and sister, who where married while still in the womb)found the body. Seth took the body again and cut his body into 13 pieces.
Isis only found 12 peices, that last one, the penis, was eaten by a fish.
Isis took all the parts and made a golden penis, reserected Osiris and had sex. The reserection was temerary, so he died again and became God of the Dead.
Anonymous9(4): I was about to post some stuff to argue but then I was like "am I really going to argue about Egyptian myths?? let me walk away from the computer right now"
sonofzeal: Krawczyk: I love that myth, and it deserves elaboration.
See, Loki (male trickster god) tricked the gods into promising Freya to this dude if he finished an "impossible" ammount of work, but the dude has this oober horse and is going to finish on time, so Loki turns into a mare in heat, saunters past Oober-Horse, then runs for the hills with Oober-Horse in pursuit. Dude fails, gods smite him, and nine months later Loki comes back with a mutant baby horse. =P Transgendered Bestiality Rape ftw!
Anonymous13: There was an old legend in which Seth and Horus had sex and their semen talked... o_O, It granted Horus the ruling of the entire Egypt, so... meh.
Is there any Seth/Horus?
Anonymous15: To elaborate, anon13: Set and Horus were having a battle, but neither could win. So, a contest was devised. In typical batshit insane Egyptian fashion, the gods were to attempt to feed the other their semen. Set opted for just a blowjob, but Horus spat it into the Nile. Then, Horus spread his semen on some lettuce. Set couldn't resist the allure of delicious <s>cake</s> lettuce, so he ate the lettuce. When they were called up before the council of gods (who were laughing their arses off) the gods made the semen glow. Set was more glowy, so Horus got the job.
This is the most batshit insane of all of the Egyptian myths, by far.
Anonymous17: KenRyoKu Here, good to see some education going around, but in reference to DJKat's bit, yes, those batchit crazie bastards call themselves "otherkin" they're a large chunk of the pollution that usurped the original fandom and turned it into the faggotry it is now. also, I too request Bast Porn, and mebbe some Hathor as well.
Anonymous18(17): KenRyoKu again, also, you think that' crap's crazy, try Sumerian creation mythology...their origin of all water on the planet, fresh and salt = semen from one god. how's that for messed?
I can't believe my eyes
You're jokin me, you gotta be
This can't be the right guy
He's ancient, he's ugly
I don't knoe which is worse
I might just split a seam now
If I don't die laughing first
When Mr. Oogie Boogie says
There's trouble close at hand
You'd better pay attention now
'Cause I'm the Boogie Man
And if you aren't shakin'
Then something's very wrong
'Cause this may be the last time now
That you hear the boogie song, ohhh
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I don't completely know, it was tl;dr..
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Seriously though, Egyptian mythology 34? Of course, for all I know it could be accurate
Although our storys have been a bit perverted at times (I did NOT fucking make the stars by drinking my seed and spitting it into the sky, jackass), this is fucked up bad.
What Anubis did with that, I don't what to know.
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I'm pretty sure Set (h) cut off osias' cock and fed it to a fish... because osias' woman ((also his sister)) wouldn't sleep with Set ((who was also her brother)).
Knowing = Half the battle.
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Lots of awsm giantess pr0n too.
Irish are the craziest though, their earthly rituals involve horsefucking too. See: White Mare, coronation ceremony.
seth locked osiris in a gold coffin and sent his ass down the river. Isis (osiris wife and sister) found his corpse and laid with it creating horus who was now a new competiver for the throne.
seth was so pissed he cut up the corpse feading the penor to a fish.
I think the semen drinking happened between seth and horus at a later date when they were rivalling for the thrown.
knowing is half the battle d^_^b
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To be specific, there's guro in the Mare fest too.
The king or his chosen successor is supposed to 'move as one' with the white male, slice her open, and bathe in her blood. While he's busy covering himself 'til he stains completely, the meat is being cooked for the feast afterwards. He then attends in nothing but his cape. Ouch, splinters!
-_- you win this round you drunk Irish bastards
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Isis only found 12 peices, that last one, the penis, was eaten by a fish.
Isis took all the parts and made a golden penis, reserected Osiris and had sex. The reserection was temerary, so he died again and became God of the Dead.
Isis had Horus, who later killed Seth.
Completing Research in order to better internet argue = 2-3 hours
Doing because of furry 34 = priceless
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Also, Bast? Are you sure you want it? She has soggy tits for hell.
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See, Loki (male trickster god) tricked the gods into promising Freya to this dude if he finished an "impossible" ammount of work, but the dude has this oober horse and is going to finish on time, so Loki turns into a mare in heat, saunters past Oober-Horse, then runs for the hills with Oober-Horse in pursuit. Dude fails, gods smite him, and nine months later Loki comes back with a mutant baby horse. =P Transgendered Bestiality Rape ftw!
Is there any Seth/Horus?
This is the most batshit insane of all of the Egyptian myths, by far.
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so that means...incest? O_o