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OrokaJunk: In fact I am. I like to do things formally.
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Anonymous1: I am, actually.

Could you write it on a brown paper bag?

And then put it over your head.
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Anonymous2: Oh dear madam but of course I am! Assuming I wasn't to wait for the implied asinine invitation, and that I was to just ravish you thoroughly without your consent, then we would have to further assume that my moral compass is broken or faulty, but seeing as my moral compass clearly is not faulty, than it must mean that it was okay. If initiating physical relationships with you, regardless of you preferences on the matter, was to be regarded as normal, than it would lead one to assume that the majority of society had the same assumptions on the pre-discussed matter. Meaning that society as a whole was willing to take advantage of their females regardless of consent. Assuming we are willing to take advantage of the weaker gender, then it is not to foreign of an idea to postulate that this same society, in theory, would also be willing to take advantage of those that are weak. If society as a whole was audacious enough to entertain such ideas than war would be widespread and global. War being widespread I hypothosize that man would cease to exist in the imminent nuclear catastrophe that would logically follow my unpermitted coitus with you.

That and your face is really fugly I'm just saying.
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Anonymous3: nope, an anatomically correct body
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ttists1: Actually, you best be suckin' ma cock first, bitch!
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Anonymous4: Anon2; Master of the run-on sentence.
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Anonymous5: Just waiting on that paper bag I ordered last week.
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theSorcererTim: I'm really just a plumber... And I charge by the hour, so...
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RedBaron: @anon2 It reminds one of the worst excesses of the french revolution!
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Anonymous6: @Anon2: I haven't laughed that hard while looking at porn in... well, ever. A gold star for you.
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Anonymous7: Eloquently well putsir, at this point i would normaly say something most witty, but at this point in time i am left speechless my good man so with that, i concede fine fellow, congratulations on your mastery of witty banter, perhaps we could have tea sometime and discuss politics, parties, and porn, the three p's my favorite topic, well before i start to ramble, good day sir.
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Anonymous8: Does the invitation have to be written?
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Anonymous9: Excuse me but no, thank you, but NO.


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