Tintin: I'm such a ditz, I'd probably stab the poor thing in the head trying to open the damn box (when I can't find my box cutter, I've been known to use a butcher's knife).
Anonymous7: In real life, if I found a box on my porch containing a tied-up loli, I'd get her out of there immediately, call the police, and try to console the poor traumatized kid over a hot bowl of soup, wondering what kind of sicko does this to a child.
Of course, this is the internet, so I guess I'd just stick it in.
Mudkip: amun, think of it this way: we're all pussies here
What we say we would do and what we would actually do are two completely different things. I'm sometimes a complete cock on the internet, and in real life I'm always considered the "nice guy."
Worry not about those who would boast on the internet, worry about those who would boast after the fact.
Anonymous10: when it comes to ice cream I prefer vanilla, when it comes to Loli's it's minty fresh all the way, btw Excitebike I think they got our orders mixed up.
Anonymous13: Hmmm, I'm not sure, it LOOKS good, though! Can I have a Test Drive, You know, take it out, and, put it through it's paces? Try before you buy, that's MY MOTTO!
Anonymous14(13): Anonymous11, it's too late, the authorities, are converging on your position. Activate self destruct sequence, mindwipe all stock on hand, and, BAIL, BAIL, BAIL. Contact Central, by the usual methods, and, further intel!
Blakfayt: Mudkip: If I woke up and found a box adressed to me containing a cute little loli, I would use the rope to tie her up in my closet, buy a lock for my closet and tell her if she makes too much noise I will slit her throat and show her the knife. I will then reassure her that I don't want to but will do what's necessary. After about a year her will would be broken and she would be a very good slave. and if I was caught before the end of my scheme, I would plead guilty, blame it on rule34 ask for psychological help and feel no remorse for what I had done. ...In case your wondering I have stayed up many a night thinking about this.
Anonymous18: amun-ra...why is he on a porn sight if he isnt perverted...or maybe he isnt into lolis...personally i would probably inquire about the ears...
Anonymous19(18): i have a feeling that if anyone actually OPENED the box...then she would soon become a JACK IN THE BOX...she would probably spring up and accidently uppercut your chin with her head...
Anonymous21(18): and a trickster...and a genocidal juggernaut of doom and sadistic death...when angry...so REALLY dont mess with her...or else..as soon as she is free...she will probably chainsaw your dick off
Anonymous24: SWEET!!! MY THIN MINTS ARRIVED!!! OH, WAIT, IT'S MINT!!! EVEN BETTER!!! *PULLS HER OUT AND FUCKS HER* MINT: CAN WE DO THAT AGAIN? * FUCKS HER AGAIN*
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I always wanted a daughter.
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I could use about a dozen of those.
(pun intended)
Oh, fuck you, fatherly instincts.
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See? This is why I have no faith in the human race.
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And you get locked away for a long, long time.
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She could wake me up in the morning with some pancakes and everything would be all sunshine and rainbows and happy.
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Around the yard?
Of course, this is the internet, so I guess I'd just stick it in.
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What we say we would do and what we would actually do are two completely different things. I'm sometimes a complete cock on the internet, and in real life I'm always considered the "nice guy."
Worry not about those who would boast on the internet, worry about those who would boast after the fact.
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A proper sex-slave loli really has to be raised almost from birth anyway.
KIDDING.
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WHERE DO I PUT MY CREDITCARD INFO? >:(
The more you know.