<b>Natla</b>: Well, well, well... We all meet again. I don't look dead, do I? Somebody didn't finish her job. Right, Doppelganger? My thralls found me almost drown! But now we're gonna have a little converstation... my new Hellheim pet, my centipede! :evillaugh: Let me start with... the tail, shall I?
<b>Natla</b>: Amanda, Amanda, Amanda... Such a waste. We could have been partners against Lara, but you tried to outsmart me... And turned against me - I always remember that. :steamy: And now your whole world will shrink to Lara's bottom. Not the biggest penalty you could expect after what you had done! Know my mercy! :P
<b>Natla</b>: ...and who we have here in the middle of my centipede... Famous Lara Croft! Usually so smart and glib... where is your tongue now?! :lol: Say something!
<b>Lara</b>: mmhmmhhmmm mmhmmm!
<b>Natla</b>: Sorry, I don't understand it. :lmao: I did learn my lesson, Lara. I know you're living with this veiny creature now, so this maight even be enjoyable to you to have your face stuck between her buttocks... :? But we will see, we will soon see if that's the case... :evillaugh: After all, remember who's in the cage. My thralls, even the panthers, already quarrel about who's going to be the first! :eyes: Hellheim lacks such cute, young girls, you know. :omg: So you're be a
good girl... now you're only a middle part of my centipede, and nothing more!
<b>Lara</b>: mmhmmhhmmm mmhmmm!
<b>Natla</b>: ...now to the head... Doppelganger... you... you... traitor! :spank: You dissapointed me! I made you, I created you! And you left me to get drawn in etir! :steaming: Only to pick Lara up, take her, love her, protect her, and have babies with her! Phi! Nooo! More Lar-o-Doppelgangers running on this Earth is the last thing I would like to see!
<b>Natla</b>: ...but enough of talking! Now it's time for a daily walk, my centipede. You need to stay in good shape, to entertain me and my warriors. But first you need to eat. Doppelganger - eat now! Eat more - remember you're not eating only for yourself - you have to feed your friends as well. :crazy:
<b>Doppelganger</b>: You're totally mad! But I will cure you one day - I'll kill you with my bare hands on my first occasion! :fight:
BrickShitHouse: Didn't particularly care for The Human Centipede.
When hearing the concept, I instantly thought "Oh, it's some sort of twisted comedy?". But no, they tried to make it genuine horror.
All in all, it left a bad taste in my mouth, and would probably have benefited from being more of a tongue-in-cheek horror/comedy.
MrAnon: Whole human centipede idea for me.
-No..
-NO!!
-FUCK NO!!!
That is all good sirs and madams. Less the rightous fury within me builds up in quantities too large to maintain.
<b>Natla</b>: Well, well, well... We all meet again. I don't look dead, do I? Somebody didn't finish her job. Right, Doppelganger? My thralls found me almost drown! But now we're gonna have a little converstation... my new Hellheim pet, my centipede! :evillaugh: Let me start with... the tail, shall I?
<b>Natla</b>: Amanda, Amanda, Amanda... Such a waste. We could have been partners against Lara, but you tried to outsmart me... And turned against me - I always remember that. :steamy: And now your whole world will shrink to Lara's bottom. Not the biggest penalty you could expect after what you had done! Know my mercy! :P
<b>Natla</b>: ...and who we have here in the middle of my centipede... Famous Lara Croft! Usually so smart and glib... where is your tongue now?! :lol: Say something!
<b>Lara</b>: mmhmmhhmmm mmhmmm!
<b>Natla</b>: Sorry, I don't understand it. :lmao: I did learn my lesson, Lara. I know you're living with this veiny creature now, so this maight even be enjoyable to you to have your face stuck between her buttocks... :? But we will see, we will soon see if that's the case... :evillaugh: After all, remember who's in the cage. My thralls, even the panthers, already quarrel about who's going to be the first! :eyes: Hellheim lacks such cute, young girls, you know. :omg: So you're be a
good girl... now you're only a middle part of my centipede, and nothing more!
<b>Lara</b>: mmhmmhhmmm mmhmmm!
<b>Natla</b>: ...now to the head... Doppelganger... you... you... traitor! :spank: You dissapointed me! I made you, I created you! And you left me to get drawn in etir! :steaming: Only to pick Lara up, take her, love her, protect her, and have babies with her! Phi! Nooo! More Lar-o-Doppelgangers running on this Earth is the last thing I would like to see!
<b>Natla</b>: ...but enough of talking! Now it's time for a daily walk, my centipede. You need to stay in good shape, to entertain me and my warriors. But first you need to eat. Doppelganger - eat now! Eat more - remember you're not eating only for yourself - you have to feed your friends as well. :crazy:
<b>Doppelganger</b>: You're totally mad! But I will cure you one day - I'll kill you with my bare hands on my first occasion! :fight:
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When hearing the concept, I instantly thought "Oh, it's some sort of twisted comedy?". But no, they tried to make it genuine horror.
All in all, it left a bad taste in my mouth, and would probably have benefited from being more of a tongue-in-cheek horror/comedy.
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-No..
-NO!!
-FUCK NO!!!
That is all good sirs and madams. Less the rightous fury within me builds up in quantities too large to maintain.