John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
Anonymous28: Marine: So, you think you can stop me, Imp? I doubt it. Dodged your fireball! Dodged another! See? You're just a minor pain for me and one that I don't feel like dealing with anymore. I'll teach you not to fuck with me, punk demon bitch! I'm gonna take you down with my big gun! Nope, not the shotgun or chaingun or any of those. With this. *Unzips, whips out big cock* Hey! You're not going anywhere you Hell bitch! Alright, spread that demonic ass! Now let's see how you like some big male human cock up that hellspawn as of yours! Oh, fuck, you're one tight little demon faggot!
Anonymous31: It was in the first Action Doom. Don't think it was in the second.
Lol, the first time i saw this was at YTMND where someone used the marines pain noise for a sound.
*HEARNHG!* *HEARNGH!* *HEARNGH!*
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John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
"I like your booty, but I'm not gay! (Not gay!) I like your booty, but I'm not gay! (Not gay!)"
The more you know!
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Lol, the first time i saw this was at YTMND where someone used the marines pain noise for a sound.
*HEARNHG!* *HEARNGH!* *HEARNGH!*
ALIAS "IMPSESPAM" "SUMMON IMPSE;WAIT 1;IMPSESPAM"
"IMPSESPAM"
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