Anonymous7: I guess being a shapeshifter has some advantages to those who swing both ways!
This reminds me of a joke: An Earth couple meets a martian couple, they get to talking about what life on Mars is like, and then gradually they ask about sex. The Martians say, "How about we switch partners tonight so you can see how Martians have sex?"
So they agree, and the Earth girl goes to bed with the Martian man, and he drops his pants to reveal a penis an inch long and a quarter-inch thick. The Earth girl is disheartened, but the Martian man reassures her it will be okay, and begins slapping himself on the forehead. With each slap, his dick gets longer and longer, until it's ten inches. Then he starts yanking his ears and the dick gets thicker, until it's a mighty impressive member indeed!
The next day, the two couples meet again, and the Earth man asks his partner, "How was it?" She replies, "To be honest, it was pretty damned good! How about you?" To which the Earth man replies, "Terrible! I wanted to fuck her, but she just kept hitting me in the face and pulling my ears!"
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Horsedicked chicks shouldn't be a conversation topic by now.
This reminds me of a joke: An Earth couple meets a martian couple, they get to talking about what life on Mars is like, and then gradually they ask about sex. The Martians say, "How about we switch partners tonight so you can see how Martians have sex?"
So they agree, and the Earth girl goes to bed with the Martian man, and he drops his pants to reveal a penis an inch long and a quarter-inch thick. The Earth girl is disheartened, but the Martian man reassures her it will be okay, and begins slapping himself on the forehead. With each slap, his dick gets longer and longer, until it's ten inches. Then he starts yanking his ears and the dick gets thicker, until it's a mighty impressive member indeed!
The next day, the two couples meet again, and the Earth man asks his partner, "How was it?" She replies, "To be honest, it was pretty damned good! How about you?" To which the Earth man replies, "Terrible! I wanted to fuck her, but she just kept hitting me in the face and pulling my ears!"