acw: I found this on Famous Nude Fakes (AKA Fake for Life) Forums, but the faker is unknown. As soon as I saw it though, I knew it was the best Star Wars fake, perhaps the best fake period that I have ever seen before and knew I had to share it here.
acw: @anon7 - Actually just the droid of lesser importance, the blabbermouth Threepio, had a memory wipe. Artoo was never mindwiped, but many of his top secret memories were encrypted by Alderaanian technicians so that he couldn't readily access them for Luke and Leia's protection, but so that they weren't totally lost. During the Dark Nest Crisis in 35-36 ABY, these encrypted memories started to cause malfunctions and Artoo finally showed Luke recordings of his parents, Order 66, Operation Knightfall, his birth, etc.
Anonymous16: After the destruction of the DeathStar, while on Hoth, Princess Leia decided that there really was only One Way to Truly thank Jedi Luke Skywalker for all he had done for the Alliance, She decided to give birth to his babies, but to do that she had to Fuck him First!
Anonymous21(20): Her bad feeling was much too late, as Luke had already finished inside Leia, who now awaited a suspenseful reveal to whether she was pregnant or not. To her surprise the former was the result.
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*puts sunglasses on*
...find your lack of faith disturbing.
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Would he mention at this moment
"This is the same position your father and mom did to have you two."
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C3PO and R2D2 both had their memories wiped after the third episode, so they wouldn't know about anything before Episode IV.
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Efect: RENegate destroy de jedi KNIGHTS