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TagsClark_Kent, DC, Kristin_Kreuk, Lana_Lang, Martha_Kent, Smallville, karstens
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Anonymous1: Dun dun DUNNN, that was REAL unexpected turn of events.. :p
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purunga: yeah was totally expecting her to go "omg you doing your mom!!!! and you have superjizz!!! im going to the proper authorities and kick you back to your disgusting superjizz planet!!!"

Or something..
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Anonymous2(1): Maybe I should try fucking my surrogate mom too, if it makes my dreamgirl turn out from nowhere demanding steamy hot sex in turn that she keeps her mouth shut.
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Anonymous3: Why does he have two half-penises? WHY?!
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Anonymous4: ahmmm... because he's kryptonian hehe
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Yet_One_More_Idiot: Because it's really lame-assed shading, that's why. Or because that's Kryptonian biology, apparently. :P
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Anonymous5: "Why does he have two half-penises?"

Because of Earth's yellow sun is why.


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