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Anonymous1: Hmm..pretty sure that's Goofy and not Pluto.
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Anonymous2: Oh god I LOL'd.
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Anonymous3: Tijuana Bibles: World's First Rule 34
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Dr-Cane: universal desire, i'm still trying to figure out what it means to me...
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Anonymous4: "The maiden turns and Don is sick,
for the fluffy fowl has a man sized prick!"

"A randy ass at times is fine
But he knows where to draw the line"

Yes I LOL'd.
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Creamy: DONALD DUCK HAS A UNIVERSAL DESIRE!

1.
Listen to the tale
of Donald Duck.
All he wants is
a duck to fuck.

"Goddamn! Even ducks have to fuck once in a while! I'm sick of this business. I want a lady duck - guess I'll go and see that dog pimp!"

2.
He went to see
a loyal friend
to find a place
to put his end (in).

[Pluto: White Slaver]

"Say, Pluto! Look at that hard-on! Can't you get me a lady duck!"

"Gosh Donald, I only handle bitches, I don't have much call for ducks! Let's go see Bosco."

3.
[Bosco Sells Cunt]

"What do you'se guys want!"

"Say Bosco - as one colleague to another, can you fix up my pal here with a lady duck?"

"Please sir, I'm desperate!"

"Wait here, I think I can fix you up!"

4.
But look- a fluffy maid is nigh
and Donald's prick can reach the sky.....

"Here you are, Donald!"

"Yoo-hoo!"

"Oh boy! Oh boy am I glad to see you!"

5.
The maiden turns
and Don is sick
for the fluffy fowl
has a man-sized prick!

"What'll we do first, girlie? You suck me or do I suck you?"

"My God! A fairy! Oh well- he'll have to do!"

6.
But any port
in any storm,
and our Don
runs true to form

"Suck, you pansy! Well goddamnit, suck! If that's the way it's got to be- I hate cocksuckers, but who am I to carp!"

"Oh Donnie! You have the nicest way of saying things!"

7.
A randy ass at times is fine
but Don knows where to draw the line

"Oh I like that, Donald, but you were really to go down on me next!"

"Think I'm a pervert! I'm no goddamned sissy! You can blow me and I can stop your bunghole, but I won't suck your cock!"

8.
The penis dry
ring up no sale
and with this note we end our tale

"Hurry up, you two!"

"Well if you won't suck me, should I blow you again?"

"Can't you see I'm blown out! Here, take your dough and leave me alone!"
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traffik: Does it look like Pluto? No. But it doesn't look like Goofy either, and Donald calls him 'Pluto' in the third panel.

Changing tag back.


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