Anonymous9: Bert is NOT gay, only Bi-curious. And, the only reason Prairie Dawnfucked him(outside of the fact, she's NOT a slut(She's just easy, as 2+2=4)
, is She's heard the legends of his Muppethood)! One of the Top Five, (Snuffy, Big Bird, And The Elephant, Top the list) Bert comes in at Number#4, quite respectable for a Muppet!
Casperthy_Frendligost: I saw the "Bert is Evil" website before it was shut down. Somehow the picture of Bert with Osama bin Laden got onto a poster in an Osama support demonstration and from there, it was discovered by Henson enterprises. They checked and found this website ! Naturally they were sore about it all ! Just like "Barney is Evil" and "Lassie is Evil" , they trod on toes and jolted copyright-holding corp. Not many websites get shut down by government fiat, and few result in life imprisonment for the perps !
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, is She's heard the legends of his Muppethood)! One of the Top Five, (Snuffy, Big Bird, And The Elephant, Top the list) Bert comes in at Number#4, quite respectable for a Muppet!
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