Anonymous3: Hypnos: hey everyone, I with several of my troops are here in the jungle hunting to kill the legendary golden leopard when we saw donkey kong getting it on with candy kong up in a tree.
Hypno captain: what the fuck??? Sir, look at this.
Hypnos: hold on one minute captain, wow, hide, this will be interesting.
Hypnos: I picked up my gun and shot donkey, and he came toppling out of the tree out cold for at least an hour.
Anonymous4(3): Hypnos: candy then, coming down out of the tree was shot by one of my soldiers with an affection dart, something my scientists had created to make anyone hit with it become the ultimate loving person to me. So I stepped out and immediately she rushed over and smothered me with a hug.
Anonymous5(3): Hypnos: I gave her a mango to eat, but this mango had a pill in it to make her speak English.
Candy: hello, you big handsome hunk.
Hypnos: hello gorgeous
Candy: (blush)
Hypno captain: sir we will take donkey away and come back in two hours.
Anonymous6(3): Hypnos: are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Candy: oh yeah let's do it my man!
(five minutes later)
Hypnos: so there we were, candy totally in love, bent over a log moaning in pleasure looking at me affectionately every three seconds, and me standing up behind here drilling here pussy hard. Oh yeah!
Anonymous7(3): Candy: ohh baby, yeah, it feels sooo good. Oh yes ,YES! Fuck me, i am the only one who loves you, fuck me any way you like.OHHohhh, AAAAAAAAAAAoooooooooo yes, ah, mmmmmzzzzz.
Hypno captain: commander we are back, nice job with her sir.
Hypnos: yes now she's asleep, where did you put donkey?
Hypno captain: oh we tied him up against a tree somewhere, let get away, quick!
Anonymous8(3): So, when candy awoke, Hypnos was gone she searched for him diligently, but she never found him. After bawling her eyes out for about a week about missing him, she went back to hanging out with donkey, but she never forgot that day when, he ,Hypnos had had her.
Anonymous9: This image somehow managed to get in an otherwise non-pornographic Youtube video...
and managed to survive for over 4 years and counting plus over 4 MILLION views.
That's not a joke, by the way: https://youtu.be/z7nnj7k24B0?t=2m14s 2 minutes and 14 seconds in if the link doesn't do it automatically.
Lord knows how the hell it managed to survive for this long, especially considering the thumbnail for the video in question is this very pic.
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"Oh! Now whooooo's penis could THAT be? Hmmmmmm?"
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He offers us quality 34 of an otherwise over looked series.
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They're having sex.
Oh.
Hypno captain: what the fuck??? Sir, look at this.
Hypnos: hold on one minute captain, wow, hide, this will be interesting.
Hypnos: I picked up my gun and shot donkey, and he came toppling out of the tree out cold for at least an hour.
Candy: hello, you big handsome hunk.
Hypnos: hello gorgeous
Candy: (blush)
Hypno captain: sir we will take donkey away and come back in two hours.
Candy: oh yeah let's do it my man!
(five minutes later)
Hypnos: so there we were, candy totally in love, bent over a log moaning in pleasure looking at me affectionately every three seconds, and me standing up behind here drilling here pussy hard. Oh yeah!
Hypno captain: commander we are back, nice job with her sir.
Hypnos: yes now she's asleep, where did you put donkey?
Hypno captain: oh we tied him up against a tree somewhere, let get away, quick!
and managed to survive for over 4 years and counting plus over 4 MILLION views.
That's not a joke, by the way: https://youtu.be/z7nnj7k24B0?t=2m14s 2 minutes and 14 seconds in if the link doesn't do it automatically.
Lord knows how the hell it managed to survive for this long, especially considering the thumbnail for the video in question is this very pic.