Anonymous8: Forgot the tv show nonsense alot of Americans are hideously overweight... and we brits are going the same way by the look of things :'( Still its only so the attractive and successful Africans can't have any amirite :P Let the fukkers starve
Anonymous10(8): Lawl you yanks will let anyone into your country... just like us. You guys are pawned by teh Jews running everything (I swear i can't remember a popular American sitcom that doesnt suck jewish cock at some point) while we have retarded sand niggaz and their epic quest to own every convenience store in England... death to the untermenchen!!!
Anonymous16: brits were notoriously fat way before the shit started about american kids eating too much junk food and being fat. but ya it was mostly 30+ and over.
Anonymous32: America helped conclude both wars quickly... as it should have England is responsible for creating the US anyway. We fucked up by allowing too many Euro immigrants into the colonies... after l2/english they suddenly realised that acting British is the way to go to pawn the world, only prob was they were so butthurt by the idea of immitating us that they threw a hissy fit over some tax and decided to create their own nationality... and be known as Americans aka the eurofag english. And the rest is history, english speaking whitey versus pre-bronze age injuns = no contest. Same goes for those Dagos too.
Anonymous33(32): I bet Americas army will consist solely of Mexicans by the time WW3 kicks off as there will be no thin white people left to recruit... if things got really desperate they would probably have to resort to conscripting tv/sports stars
Anonymous34(32): a32: 'acting British'?! The term Britain/Great Britain/British etc only came about as a means to placate those butthurt Welsh/Oirish and Scottish barbarians that we pawned... we should have just called them limes inferior hur hur.
Anonymous36(32): Ireland is little more than a western terrorist state. Lets tick the boxes shall we? Divides over religous faggotry? Check. If your so retarded that you feel the need to indulge in religous stupidity then you should be protestant... who the fuck wants to kiss some eyetie paedo's ring!? Terrorism? Check. Annoying dialect? Check.
Anonymous39(32): Mwhahahaha if I recall those Murkins supported Iirsh terrorists until some ragheads slammed a coupla planes into their precious trade towers and wiped em out. Then their insular little Christie fundy lalaland suddenly got intruded upon and terrorism was evil.
Anonymous41(32): Anyway what does imperial corporist occupation mean? Britain founded the fucking colonies... and bought a few like New Amsterdam and renamed it New York. Wasn't like we invaded them...
Anonymous43(32): Tbh the clues in the names... you know like New York New Jersey New England etc etc. Originality certainly wasn't one of our finer points when it came to naming shit =P
Anonymous44(35): England founded the Irish colonies by running what would now be called "ethnic cleansing" of the people which they labeled as subhuman.
Anonymous45: I haven't seen this much pseudo-intelligence compacted in such a small place before. Anon39, for instance, sounds like he can't even find his ass in the morning.
Anonymous47(35): 'Everyone on our estate had it tough. Nobody had any money. You've got to pick a pocket or two. You had to know how to make money and not get caught. And at the same time not to turn into a thief or burglar. That sort of working-class community didn't wear anyone parasiting on their own. But that kind of code of conduct doesn't exist now. England's a violent place. Too violent for me. That's why I prefer it here. For a gun-toting nation, Americans are surprisingly passive. This place suits me and the wife.'
Anonymous48(32): I fucking wish England was a militant fundie imperialist society a42 XP We could maybe clear out Africa with some viral bombs or something and create the United States of Africa... O.o omfg not another USA WHY DO WE KEEP DOING THIS TO OURSELVES :"( We would eventually end up hemming ourselves in with annoying loud mouthed fucks till we thought fuck it and launched teh nukes and brought about armageddon
Anonymous49(32): A46 America is a large young country the comparison is somewhat unfair... anyway england is crippled by political correctness and shit like that =P Fucking do-gooders giving ragheads everything and supporting the criminal instead of the victim bla bla bla
Anonymous51(32): Oh and btw everyone has a negative opinion of something... theres probs some american somewhere who hates america but i can't be fucked to dig one up
Anonymous58(32): If Brits exterminated the Irish at some point in history then I apologise... doing that to your somewhat fellow white man just isn't reich... um right
Anonymous71(32): What England needs to do is exterminate/deport it's untermenchen then conscript 2/3 of the population into an Imperial army. Next outfit them like space marines in ceramic (whatever) armour THEN deplete all natural resources building predator tanks and dreadnoughts and deal with the white mans burden once and for all! Huzzah!!! FOR THE EMPOR-OR!!! We could also do what a47 suggests and create the United States of Afff... O.o OH FUCK DIVIDE BY ZERO!!!11111
Anonymous82(32): A46 I think Johhny is comparing an English council estate to the Hamptons or whatever swanky crib he now calls home... unless he lives in all parts of the US at once and thus has an encyclopedic knowledge of the quality of life.
Anonymous85(32): He's right about England not having a future, in fact I would take it one step further and say that England is getting close to being zerged by attractive and successful African immigrants while our apathetic politically correct government does nothing. Orrr of course this could be the catalyst for a new empire... the white mans burden shall be no more FUCK YEAH! Oh and if you Yanks try to interfere remember we probs have enough nukes to efficiently destroy every major city in the states =P SO STAY OUT OF THIS... look we tried to play nice and be the good guys and look how it's turned out. Israel, nigra zerg rushes in our homeland crippling, political correctness etc etc It's time to be mister naughty imperialist guy again... hell they may even thank us in time if we planned on leaving any alive. FOR THE EMPOR-OR!!!
Anonymous88(27): anon85, America could nuke the shit out of England too with only 1 nuke just to let u know so u can stop bragging now. No offense to England, just Anon85 b/c he's being a fuckin' dumbass.
Anonymous91(32): A85 knows that 88 you dumbass only an American would feel the need to explain that... tho that would have to be one pretty l33t nuke, his point was that England could wipe out most of the US too it wouldn't be one-sided (sigh). In fact a88's comment feels very 'youtube'
Anonymous102(32): LOL it's meant to translate from: ''WE SOVIETS ARE GREATEST ENGLISH PIG''
But when I attempted to translate МЫ СОВЕТЫ БОЛЬШАЯ АНГЛИЙСКАЯ СВИНЬЯ back to english it came out as a101 stated O.o Weird shit.. also busted.
Anonymous126: Fun Fact: Gorillas actually have very small penises. like an inch or two at the most. Of all the primates, its actually humans who have the largest penises.
furthermore, a gorilla would be very unlikely to rape a human. now an orangutang, that will rape this shit out of you.
nagger: ^ That's what these comments are for, if you'd ask me. Noone wants to read a bunch of geeks talking about how hard they're gonna wank to a picture... but a good oldfashioned internet shitstorm is always an amusing waste of time.
Anonymous134: Guys guys!! Stop fighting! We should all be friends and unite to make this world a better and friendlier place! Now put all this bullshit aside and lets make the world better by getting rid of Japan
Anonymous144: Guys guys!! Stop fighting! We should all be friends and unite to make this world a better and friendlier place! Now put all this bullshit aside and lets make the world better by getting rid of Israel
Anonymous147: I find this funny if only for the fact that most gorillas have dicks of about 2 inches, and wouldn't actually be able to fuck a human in that position.
Anonymous148: Damn Brits and your fuckin tea time and you bloody hell this and bloody hell that I say we nuke your racist ass bitch!! By the way go Germany woah!
Anonymous151: @Annon 32, Dude, it was FAR more than a hissy-fit over taxes. Read your damn textbooks. Beter yet, read the Decloration of Independince. Four sections of stuff that caused us to want to break away from your govornment. In all actuality, if you hadn't pissed of so many other countries, you would have won, It was outside forces that won the Revolutionary war for America. They actualy used THE SAME STRATIGY to win the F&I war. Smart move England. Smart move. Before you spout randoom shit, get your facts straight.
Anonymous153(151): And Annon 32, STFU, the past is the past. Right now, you guys are pussies. After the Revolution everyone else had to save your ass, especially in WWII. Before, you were the world's strongest super power. Now, you've taken backseat to a country YOU created. So, stop walking around with your cock hanging out. You really have no right to.
Thumper: Shut up; there's no reason for in-fighting. There are up-and-coming economic powers that are more racist right now than we ever were in our past. Stop and think what they're going to do when they're in the deciding seat on what goes on world-wide. Realize what side your bread is buttered on..
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Also Germans are fucking skinny, because they fucking EXERCISE.
*Turns on Dropkick Murphys, put's on Flag of Ireland hat, and grabs a Guiness.*
Let me tell you folks about Bobby Sands.
I suppose you think Thomas Jefferson was a 'terrorist', too? And Staffenburg?
Johnny Rotten was right. There's no future for you.
Britain: 'A bland menagerie of pomp and idiocy. America's a pretty f----ed up place, but it's amazing to come back here and see it done even worse.'
-- Johnny Rotten
Prove me wrong!
Not the case, A52.
We did it to make room for a Starbucks.
JEWS DID WTC
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Think about it.
Surely, we have more in common with each other than with the sandpeople.
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In b4 Wright and the Turtle-lawyer.
But when I attempted to translate МЫ СОВЕТЫ БОЛЬШАЯ АНГЛИЙСКАЯ СВИНЬЯ back to english it came out as a101 stated O.o Weird shit.. also busted.
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Discuss.
I'd say that the Nazis are only awesome if you're a Hitler-style Aryan.
I love the Nazis.
Needs moar pooper.
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im mx by the way, we are the win.
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furthermore, a gorilla would be very unlikely to rape a human. now an orangutang, that will rape this shit out of you.
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