Anonymous5: There's this thing with female scalies not having breasts. I'm not a huge fan of it, but it's growing on me as I slowly like slender male bodies more.
Anonymous6: Krawczyk, you don't want to know. I found a dead lizard once, lit that fucker up, and woke up three weeks later in Mexico, married to some Mexican broad that looked like a piece of moldy turkey covered in sores. And by marrying that ass-face, I "adopted" fifteen little Mexican kids. There was also a midgit fisting my ass when I first woke up, but before I could respond, the little fucker disappeared into a crawl space under the shit-hole little shack that we were all living in. So I took another hit of lizard and wound up in a federal prison, back in my hometown. They wouldn't tell me why, but it must've been some fucked up shit because none of the other inmates would even go near me, they just ran away in horror whenever I walked into the room. One more hit of lizard later, and I wound up in my latest home, a fucking ice-ball of a town in Russia, where I was able to re-start my life, no questions asked.
Remember, don't do Lizard kids, IT WILL FUCK YOU UP!
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I wonder how high you can get off puffing on a lizard anyway.
Remember, don't do Lizard kids, IT WILL FUCK YOU UP!