gallows187: Even though the ponies (the coloured version) are sprawled across my two monitors, I view this newest feature as an injustice towards them.
Zollith: I was going to ask "what's the occassion for the feature" but then I realised it was spongebob related and the question immediately seemed meaningless.
Anonymous33: I get on and search for something sexy, and then I see the feature. It frightened me a good deal. It really did. And then I realized it was Squidward and Sandy and it made me think to myself: What has this world we live on come to? Why must things like this show up on the Internet? Do not want indeed, for this is some creepy shit. Don't get why it got featured, either. And then I look through the comments, read a few in specific, and I think: Why do people want this featured? Why? A few make me chuckle to myself, such as the "Squidward Fthagn", but others... I don't even want to know where humanity is going. I apologize for the rant, but, y'know, I wanted to get my weekly rant out of the way, and I really do mean what I say.
That is all.
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Gygaxlgargus: I gotta wonder, why has this image come up now? Squardward has been a squid since the beggining and nobody thought to do tentacle rape of Sandy by Squidward until now!? Ranting aside, very nice pic! :D
We call out to the beasts of the sea to come forth and join us, this night is yours
Because, one day we will all be with you in the black and deep
One day we will all go into the water
Go into the water
live there die there
live there die
We reject our earthly fires
Gone are days of land empires
Lungs transform to take in water
Cloaked in scales we swim and swim on
We are alive, and we'll metamorphasize
And we'll sink as we devolve back to beasts
Our home is down here, and we've known this for years
We must conquer from the sea, we build an army with water steeds
We'll rise, from our depths down below
Release yourselves, drown with me
We will conquer land with water
Gone are days of land empires
Lungs transform to take in water
Cloaked in scales we swim and swim on
We swim on
We swim on
Anonymous58: @ Evilpika. Correct me if I mistaken, but doesn't 'fthagn' mean rest, sleeping, slumbers or something like that?
@Dwarfio, was that a Equals Three reference?
TheFalloutZone: Random dethklok lyrics surrounded by cthulu n rood references these are the reasons I clicked on the featured image. 34 you never stop amazing me. John, this is what nightmares are made of thank you Internet for ruining my childhood and makingme laugh as it happens.
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mere seconds ago I was viewing the best feature ever. NOW THIS?
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*You now hear the Handsome Squidward music in your mind*
On a more disturbing note, reminds me of Squidward's suicide
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Scary shit.
I should've realised that earlier!
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That is all.
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Using logic on porn.
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V
"Ah! Oh crap!"
"VINE WHIP!"
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We call out to the beasts of the sea to come forth and join us, this night is yours
Because, one day we will all be with you in the black and deep
One day we will all go into the water
Go into the water
live there die there
live there die
We reject our earthly fires
Gone are days of land empires
Lungs transform to take in water
Cloaked in scales we swim and swim on
We are alive, and we'll metamorphasize
And we'll sink as we devolve back to beasts
Our home is down here, and we've known this for years
We must conquer from the sea, we build an army with water steeds
We'll rise, from our depths down below
Release yourselves, drown with me
We will conquer land with water
Gone are days of land empires
Lungs transform to take in water
Cloaked in scales we swim and swim on
We swim on
We swim on
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Also, Rapeward
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@Dwarfio, was that a Equals Three reference?
Okay, Squidthulu raping Cheeks, im fine with. But him suicide, sir, you have crossed the line that i am rather surprised is actually here...
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i wont click it.
i wont click it.
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fuck.
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tsk tsk tsk...
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The horror of realisation... *THE HORROR*
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