We can scrap the 'S', cuz I've never missed a beat
You had to cut from honey under threat of a gun blast
When I had a cut from Honey, that's another check that I'm gonna cash
You're coming last, Number 1 is Jimmy!
Only dub you have is horribly written
You're accomplished 'cuz you fought the opposition and became the best, but the consequences that you've got to live with is you paved their deaths all to pay your debt
I applaud you, Gi Hun
In the diss game you won't get rich
I'm like your momma: I'm dead sick
Then check the gaming channel, millions of children watch it
How'd you win all that Won, kid, but not custody of one kid?
Did ya think you'd get her back with that lighter you bought her?
You're playing tug-o-war with your ex, but the rope is your daughter
So stupid, Sang Woo showed you the light
You didn't go to SNU, that's right
If the task was last to get backstabbed by a pal
You wouldn't make it through the night
When I feast, I don't need a suit and tie
Wrapping with gold like the food I try
Utter a word, then you will die
Save those subs for PewDiePie
So this is the next test they'll make us fight in our survival?
But instead of a kiddie game, we'll be playing this manchild? (Hm?)
Your career's fragile like glass, I will smash it if you push me
Made your fortune from subscribers, now give them their fucking cookies!
You've done all this good, you fed lives in need right
'Till they get by each time
Gave islands, sweet rides, let high trees thrive
Set headlines being nice when you spread vibes
Teens hype it and then buy MrBeast line
So you make ten times what you leave guys
Only ever "moving" when you're in set sight
Of a keen child, like an anti red light, green light
Don't talk about loyalty, you don't get any
You're like "I Spent At Least Ten Thousand Dollars Renting People
Out To Pretend To Be Friends With Me"
I wondered why VIPs had to hide their face behind plastic
Now that I see this bastard, I get what the point of the mask is
I just replaced all of Gi-Hun's surviving friends with Legos!
Um Jimmy, there aren't any Legos
For a 'critique on greed', it seems ironic
Your show sold out like it's stock from shopmrbeast.com, bitch
You spent 24 hours in a bunker, another 24 inside of a fake prison
And over 50 hours in a coffin could you do us all a big solid and stay in it?
Spending a minute with the Jeff Bezos for daycare kiddies
Is a challenge that I couldn't be paid to be in
You can't make good lines, I won't stay within them
Like Jake the Viking, I'm straight up leaving
Let's hope that you didn't bet all of your money on winning this fight now
'Cuz a lot like your job, if that happened you're likely to die in my fire and strike out
Join Team Seas and clean that garbage past you deem so awful
You lost everything to a pensioner who lost his fucking marbles
I make the calls in this torture ridden place
You only got balls in an Orbeez giveaway
It's a real manhunt, you don't got the courage to beat me
Go hide in your nerdy Dream Streams
We've got more beef than your burger meat, Beast
Plotting more seeds in your girl than Team Trees
Pictured a world where equality rules
That's not just a pic you can fly to the moon
Got no firepower against my roster
Don't you "identify" as an attack helicopter
You said hi to your brother with a brand new channel
I said bye to my brother with a mag of ammo
Go cry to your momma in an ad to pack dough
You'd ditch your morals to put your hand on Lambos
Can't handle the truth if you run out of money, you run out of your personality too
Out of 100% percent of your viewers, nobody watches your channel for you
Anonymous3(1): I am Adolf Hitler: Commander of the Third Reich!
Little known fact: also dope on the mic!
You are Vader, with your little boots and cape,
And helmet to cover up that burnt-ass face!
You have the force to move objects; I am a force truly evil!
Even went back in time and turned you whack in the prequel,
'Cause look at you! You're not even a real person!
I preferred you in Spaceballs: the Rick Moranis version!EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY WIKI
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Battle
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Battle information
Release date November 10, 2010
Number 2
Darth Vader vs Hitler is the second installment of Epic Rap Battles of History and the second episode of Season 1. It features Star Wars character and villain, Darth Vader, rapping against Nazi leader and German dictator, Adolf Hitler. It was released on November 10th, 2010.
This battle is the first of the Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler trilogy. It is followed by Hitler vs Vader 2 and Hitler vs Vader 3.
Cast
Nice Peter as Darth Vader
EpicLLOYD as Adolf Hitler
Morgan Christensen as a Stormtrooper (cameo)
Lyrics
Adolf Hitler:
I am Adolf Hitler: Commander of the Third Reich!
Little known fact: also dope on the mic!
You are Vader, with your little boots and cape,
And helmet to cover up that burnt-ass face!
You have the force to move objects; I am a force truly evil!
Even went back in time and turned you whack in the prequel,
'Cause look at you! You're not even a real person!
I preferred you in Spaceballs: the Rick Moranis version!
You can't rhyme against the dark side of the Force! Why even bother?
So many dudes been with your mom, who even knows if I'm your father?
You're a pissed off little prick with a Napoleon dick!
You call that a mustache? I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip!
You bitch, let me remind you who you're messing with!
Everything that you did, I'm the mother fucker who invented it!
I'm the original Dark Lord; you're like the sorcerer's apprentice!
My Stormtroopers make yours look like someone took a piece of shit and cloned it!
Seong Gi-Hun!
Versus
MrBeast!
Begin!
Welcome to your final test, I'm Mr. Beast
We can scrap the 'S', cuz I've never missed a beat
You had to cut from honey under threat of a gun blast
When I had a cut from Honey, that's another check that I'm gonna cash
You're coming last, Number 1 is Jimmy!
Only dub you have is horribly written
You're accomplished 'cuz you fought the opposition and became the best, but the consequences that you've got to live with is you paved their deaths all to pay your debt
I applaud you, Gi Hun
In the diss game you won't get rich
I'm like your momma: I'm dead sick
Then check the gaming channel, millions of children watch it
How'd you win all that Won, kid, but not custody of one kid?
Did ya think you'd get her back with that lighter you bought her?
You're playing tug-o-war with your ex, but the rope is your daughter
So stupid, Sang Woo showed you the light
You didn't go to SNU, that's right
If the task was last to get backstabbed by a pal
You wouldn't make it through the night
When I feast, I don't need a suit and tie
Wrapping with gold like the food I try
Utter a word, then you will die
Save those subs for PewDiePie
So this is the next test they'll make us fight in our survival?
But instead of a kiddie game, we'll be playing this manchild? (Hm?)
Your career's fragile like glass, I will smash it if you push me
Made your fortune from subscribers, now give them their fucking cookies!
You've done all this good, you fed lives in need right
'Till they get by each time
Gave islands, sweet rides, let high trees thrive
Set headlines being nice when you spread vibes
Teens hype it and then buy MrBeast line
So you make ten times what you leave guys
Only ever "moving" when you're in set sight
Of a keen child, like an anti red light, green light
Don't talk about loyalty, you don't get any
You're like "I Spent At Least Ten Thousand Dollars Renting People
Out To Pretend To Be Friends With Me"
I wondered why VIPs had to hide their face behind plastic
Now that I see this bastard, I get what the point of the mask is
I just replaced all of Gi-Hun's surviving friends with Legos!
Um Jimmy, there aren't any Legos
For a 'critique on greed', it seems ironic
Your show sold out like it's stock from shopmrbeast.com, bitch
You spent 24 hours in a bunker, another 24 inside of a fake prison
And over 50 hours in a coffin could you do us all a big solid and stay in it?
Spending a minute with the Jeff Bezos for daycare kiddies
Is a challenge that I couldn't be paid to be in
You can't make good lines, I won't stay within them
Like Jake the Viking, I'm straight up leaving
Let's hope that you didn't bet all of your money on winning this fight now
'Cuz a lot like your job, if that happened you're likely to die in my fire and strike out
Join Team Seas and clean that garbage past you deem so awful
You lost everything to a pensioner who lost his fucking marbles
I make the calls in this torture ridden place
You only got balls in an Orbeez giveaway
It's a real manhunt, you don't got the courage to beat me
Go hide in your nerdy Dream Streams
We've got more beef than your burger meat, Beast
Plotting more seeds in your girl than Team Trees
Pictured a world where equality rules
That's not just a pic you can fly to the moon
Got no firepower against my roster
Don't you "identify" as an attack helicopter
You said hi to your brother with a brand new channel
I said bye to my brother with a mag of ammo
Go cry to your momma in an ad to pack dough
You'd ditch your morals to put your hand on Lambos
Can't handle the truth if you run out of money, you run out of your personality too
Out of 100% percent of your viewers, nobody watches your channel for you
Little known fact: also dope on the mic!
You are Vader, with your little boots and cape,
And helmet to cover up that burnt-ass face!
You have the force to move objects; I am a force truly evil!
Even went back in time and turned you whack in the prequel,
'Cause look at you! You're not even a real person!
I preferred you in Spaceballs: the Rick Moranis version!EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY WIKI
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY WIKI
Darth Vader vs Hitler
Battle
Gallery
Rap Meanings
Season 1.png NP icon.png EL icon.png
Darth Vader vs Hitler. Epic Rap Battles of History 2Darth Vader vs Hitler. Epic Rap Battles of History 2
Darth Vader vs Hitler
Darth Vader vs Hitler.png
Battle information
Release date November 10, 2010
Number 2
Darth Vader vs Hitler is the second installment of Epic Rap Battles of History and the second episode of Season 1. It features Star Wars character and villain, Darth Vader, rapping against Nazi leader and German dictator, Adolf Hitler. It was released on November 10th, 2010.
This battle is the first of the Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler trilogy. It is followed by Hitler vs Vader 2 and Hitler vs Vader 3.
Cast
Nice Peter as Darth Vader
EpicLLOYD as Adolf Hitler
Morgan Christensen as a Stormtrooper (cameo)
Lyrics
Adolf Hitler:
I am Adolf Hitler: Commander of the Third Reich!
Little known fact: also dope on the mic!
You are Vader, with your little boots and cape,
And helmet to cover up that burnt-ass face!
You have the force to move objects; I am a force truly evil!
Even went back in time and turned you whack in the prequel,
'Cause look at you! You're not even a real person!
I preferred you in Spaceballs: the Rick Moranis version!
You can't rhyme against the dark side of the Force! Why even bother?
So many dudes been with your mom, who even knows if I'm your father?
You're a pissed off little prick with a Napoleon dick!
You call that a mustache? I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip!
You bitch, let me remind you who you're messing with!
Everything that you did, I'm the mother fucker who invented it!
I'm the original Dark Lord; you're like the sorcerer's apprentice!
My Stormtroopers make yours look like someone took a piece of shit and cloned it!
You need to wash up, dawg; here, step in my shower!
I'll turn all your friends against you; just my speeches breed haters!
What’s your lightsaber VS a clan of all your white neighbors?
*heavy breathing* Suck my robot balls!
Now, take a step back and let me freeze yours off!
A little carbonite bath for your goose stepping ass!
We'll call my homeboy in Israel; see who got the last laugh!