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Punctualjinx: Hello, is this pizza castle?
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ass_fan: then who waAH for get it
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Anonymous1: At the turd stroke it will be tea time precisely...
BEEP...BEEP...BEEP
At the stirred throke it'll Behind Time precociously
BEEEEEEeeeee......
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CaptainButtface: Do I sound like an asshole?
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Anonymous2: CaptainButtface wins the internet.
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Falcon169: Shitty audio quality.
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Anonymous3: when i said i like phone sex this isnt what i had in mind.
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HAZE: "Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "NO! THIS IS ASSHOLE!"
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chasehunter: you people are gold
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Anonymous4: The call of nature anyone
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KellySmunt: "Miss Naegle, i'm calling to tell you your AT&T account is in arrear. According to our annals, you've been a deep hole for some time, and you may have wrecked all your credit with us. Please put this situation to an end immediately."
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traffik: This is what she does when someone puts her on hold. Air Supply is playing in her colon right now.
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Anonymous5: operator! Connect me to 4chan!
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Anonymous6: Would you like cream with your coffee?
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Anonymous7(6): Traffik, you are a winrar.
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Anonymous8: Now how the hell did this happen?
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Anonymous9(6): Of course, that's the appropriate place for Air Supply.
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Anonymous10: Is somebody going to answer that?
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Anonymous11: here is my manager
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Anonymous12: Parker? This is asshole. We need more pictures of spiderman
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Anonymous13(12): Get me some more pictures of spider man, Parker.
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Anonymous14: Now that's what I call a Booty Call!
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Wario: Hottest Women of the World
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teh_man: This has been the most entertaining comment section I've read in a while. I nominate this page for the "Most Witty" award!
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Anonymous15: and no one comments the obvious?:Phone sex :D
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Anonymous16: "I swear, if he calls me again, I'll shove this phone right up where the sun don't shine! He'll have my ass to answer to!"
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Anonymous17: Booty Call!!
the hottest simpsons gal, thank you tapdon
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Anonymous18: The only caller who gives a crap.
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yapyap: Phone call for Ass...last name Hole...is there an Ass Hole here?
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Anonymous19: Someone must have dialed 1 (800) 843-2687!!!!
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Crazy_Faper: can you hear me now?
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Anonymous20: I could totally imagine her being the kind of person who gets off on shoving a phone up her ass. And I agree with Anon17, hottest simpson character...

Especially since everyone knows she's a total slut.
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Anonymous21: "Yeah hang on I gotta make a phone call. Hey can I please speak to--*sniff* WHAT THE FU-
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Darkty: Lol @ Haze
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Anonymous22: 'Would you like to speak to my ASSisstant'...haha amirite?
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masterofpirates: Can you hear me now?
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jazzyjeff: That's an awkward fit
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lazarus: A crack call.
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Anonymous23: Pretty sure this is a health code violation...
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Anonymous24(23): ...butt whatever.

... Sorry, I suck at puns.
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Anonymous25: Lindsey Neagle was always one of the hottest things about the simpsons
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Anonymous26: telephone sex
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Anonymous27: Boy, she's so hot!
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KandiButte: What shitty reception


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