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Anonymous1: what kind of car is that?
i need to know before I fap
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moose: I hope it's a Hyundai or a Kia, because there's just something about cheap Koreans that break down easily.
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Anonymous2: Your not thinking with you dipstick, Jimmy!
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Anonymous3: since when is there a Rule 34 tag?
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Anonymous4: I guess they're looking into every possible new fuel type.
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Drax99: I think its more an example of what the oil companies do to us.
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Titanium: ALTERNATIVE FUELS ROCK!
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CaptainButtface: damn
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Doctormullet: Oh great, now I'll never be able to not think of this when refueling.
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furriehentaiboy16: this is new lol
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Anonymous5: Well titanum was right when he said it would be unpredictable
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Anonymous6(2): Quite elaborate role-playing wouldn't you say?
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Richardthedragon: good to see that after 4 days without internet, rule 34 is still going strong.

god bless you titanium
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Anonymous7: i wonder what the MPG is?
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Anonymous8(2): i wonder what the octane rating is?
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Anonymous9: there are actually 4 gas pump pictures? You amaze me Paheal.
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Anonymous10: 1 fap to the gallon xD
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Anonymous11: Holy shit! I'll never look at refueling my car the same way again.
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Richardthedragon: Anon 10: what's more amazing is that there's only 2 pictures of the gas tank
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Anonymous12(2): self-service indeed!
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Titanium: MPG = masturbations per gallon
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Anonymous13: With the way gas prices are now in some places, she won't be fully satisfied for awhile...
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Anonymous14: wtf kind of censorship is this
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Anonymous15(2): Now that's how you fill'er up!
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let_the_guns_sing: dont for get to shake the nozzel when your done
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Anonymous16: I've heard of getting fucked over at the pump before, but this is ridiculous.
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Infamous_Tamago: A new hybrid vehicle perhaps?
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Anonymous17: i wish find wihings but pcitre make laugh! :-)
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Anonymous18: They fuck you at the gas pump!
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Anonymous19: only in japan...
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Anonymous20: It will never run out of fuel as long as YOU keep your protien levels up.
Hell I almost wish this was real where I live, gas is expensive.
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broman88: This is illegal in Mississippi
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Anonymous21: ANON 2 EPIC WIN
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let_the_guns_sing: i thought penis pumps looked diffrent than that
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Anonymous22: Grade A censorship right there.
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Antoids: NO EXCEPTIONS
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Anonymous23: i wanna fuck my car now
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Anonymous24: So what does the tailpipe look like then?
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Anonymous25: No wonder my car loves to go to the gas station
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BPQ00X: when i first saw this picture i was thinking, by the time they put this on here it would be featured, and thinking to my self that this must be a Smart car, if you get the joke
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Infamous_Tamago: @Anon24: Good question, I know lots of people prefer to do it up the 'tailpipe'.
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Shock_Headed_Penor: Gas siphoning would skyrocket.
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Anonymous26: Gorilla vagina! IT'S A TRAP!!!
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Anonymous27: lol anon26
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Anonymous28: lol. i love you guys.
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Anonymous29: I will never look at a gas station the same way again...
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Anonymous30(2): I will..... <_< >_> doesn't every car run on sperm?
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Anonymous31: I knew Japan was weird, but this?
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Anonymous32: Translation please!
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Anonymous33: They weren't kidding about rule 34 after all.
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Anonymous34: Only in Japan... Only in Japan
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Hypnotist: @Drax99 - If it was representing what oil companies do to consumers, it would be an anus not a vagoo. And in either case, there should be more blood from the forced, unlubed penetration!
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Anonymous35: maybe this is at the kum n go gas station?
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Anonymous36: →→♪wtf♪™©←←@®♭∞
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Anonymous37: Political commentary? In MY Rule 34???
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Anonymous38: I agree with Anon 37
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Anonymous39: I was thinking about this yesterday while my friend was filling up his tank.

No fucking joke.
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Anonymous40: Hell. why go to the gas station when i can fill 'er up myself? Self-service FTW!
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Richardthedragon: Anonymous39: "Hell. why go to the gas station when i can fill 'er up myself? Self-service FTW!"

^this is all that needs to be said, nothing more to see, break it up!
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Anonymous41: Thread over. A39 wins.
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Anonymous42: Not that funny.
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Anonymous43(2): It was funny because anon39 mashed together other
peoples comments.
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intergalactic_kegger: щ(ﾟДﾟщ)
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DuckPenisExpertTURBO: ribbed for her pleasure....mmmmm mmm.
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Anonymous44: I may get some wierd looks for that, but

Car-Mounted Portable Gloryholes - Now you are thinking in portals!!
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Anonymous45(2): No, now you are thinking with your dipstick!
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Anonymous46: щ(ﾟДﾟщ)
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Anonymous47: Guys, why didn't we think of this before?
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Anonymous48(2): (╬ ಠ益ಠ)
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Anonymous49: Put a TIGER in THAT TANK! That way, BOTH will be Satisfied with the transaction.
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Anonymous50: A ella le gusta la gasolina
(Da me mas gasolina!)
Como le encanta la gasolina
(Da me mas gasolina!)
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Anonymous51: Pinche anon48
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Anonymous52: me encantaría tener esa bomba de gas grande en mi culo
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Anonymous53: Yo quiero tacos
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Anonymous100: Esto es tan caliente
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Anonymous54: MAS PUTO!!!
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Anonymous55: the...errr...wait.........what??
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Starbreaker: TRANSLATION:
I think the sound fx for a "sticky withdrawal" (*glooch*) of the wang
The pussy coughs. XD

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"Life is like a box of chocolates: sometimes... there's a penis in it."

XD!
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Anonymous56: don't use this methadone unless you have been trained
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Anonymous57: i agree with anon 63
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Anonymous58: lol fucken great
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Anonymous59: New meaning to getting screwed at the pump.
what was that from starbreaker?
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Inferno_of_Porn: i tryed this but my penis got cut sticking it in
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Starbreaker: What was what from me?
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Shock_Headed_Penor: You are now aware there are people out there who fuck cars.
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Anonymous60(2): ^Yeah who didn't watch that episode of manswers?
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Anonymous61(2): http://whos.amung.us/stats/4vcsbthd/

-its weird to see what everyone else on this site is viewing.
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Anonymous62: *facepalm*
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Anonymous63: God damn, I never knew that I could get aroused at gas stations.
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Anonymous64: IL NVR HAVE 2 PAY FOR GAS EVER AGAIN IN MY LIFE :D
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Anonymous65(46): God dammit ill get hard everytime i go to a gas station from now on...
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Anonymous66: The amount of cheap, corny jokes here is DIABOLICAL...Yet still funny.
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Anonymous67: ...must be a toyota.
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Anonymous68: Damn. If cars worked like this, refueling cramp would be a serious issue.
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TakeruDavis: LoL
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Anonymous69: Things related to this picture:
Key in a keyhole
Flash drive in a computer port
Sword in a sheath (ouch)
Plunger in a toilet
Hotdog in a bun
Battery in a power slot
Electric plug in an outlet
Be advised that you are now infected. You will now start seeing penetrations in everyday nations.
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Htoonlover: Anon26 only amuses himself: "lol anon26"
Anon37 is self reassuring: "I agree with Anon 37"
Anon38: that last line is a paradox "No fucking joke."
Anon66: "i think you mean 'serious tissue'". hehehe
Anon67: you forgot one on the list:
Your list in pointing out the obvious.
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Htoonlover: ^Anon14: "wtf kind of censorship is this"

ha! i didn't even notice the 'censorship'. I was amused by your comment because i thought you were sarcastically implying they used 'non-offensive' reproductive organs to cover up the 'inappropriate' images of the fueling system.

as the other guy said, "that's Japan for ya!"
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ronasokily: this is car sex.

this is fucking car sex.
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Anonymous70: Yes, it certainly appears to be.
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Anonymous71: In a way this makes sense. Sperm is made of protein and enzymes. Enzymes burn causing a heating sensation; burning the proteins would give off energy. So yeah, canon.
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Anonymous72: Ever since I saw Cars, I alway wondered how they reproduce. Now I know.
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Anonymous73: i lol'd at thel censorship :P
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Anonymous74: An elegant solution to the fuel crisis.
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Anonymous75: dammit, japan
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Fara_Phoenix: Toyota, yeah.
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Anonymous76: damn you Asians and your cheat codes
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Anonymous77: Drax99: I think its more an example of what the oil companies do to us

so they cum in us?
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Anonymous78: I cant believe nobody mentioned the mercury mistress...


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