Anonymous2: Yeah, once you got Mexican Dick Smurfs, they're hard to get rid of. They're just so damned cheerful. The free clinic won't help, and I'm afraid I'll give them to my girlfriend.
Anonymous3: I'd prefer to have those over crabs, think about, ladies would be wondering where the sounds of music and merriment were coming form. And as we know it would be...In his pants
sandlecrantz: Everyone can stop making porn now, this is the apex, rule 34 has reached its peak, shut the website down, replace every image with this one, this is it. Porn can go nowhere from here but down.
Or maybe that's just smegma I'm smelling.
Come to think of it, dick shrooms would make just about any dick totally suck-worthy. Probably smelly too though...